It has come to my attention that a number of randy orton fans are ganging up on a user named Alana. Alana is a dear friend of mine. I have stood back and watched this unfair beat down long enough. Consider me Alana's tag partner, running out from the back to make this a fair fight. You mess with her, you mess with me. BTW, the big L on orton's new shirt stands for loser. Orton's father had a broken arm for two years because he was so damn slow. Well I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, as orton is so slow and stupid that he can't even remember that last year Triple H kicked his ass three times in a row. First at Backlash, then at Judgment Day in a Steel Cage, and finally at One Night Stand in a Last Man Standing match in which Triple H broke orton's collar bone. Triple H is going to beat orton so badly, his great great great grandma is going to feel it. So what's ya got orton fans? Just Bring It!