well, monday night raw.....a few random thoughts about how it went down....
the first match is between beth phoenix and kelly kelly. of course beth had her two back ups....santino and his unibrow. that thing is so distracting!!! i guess it is a no brainer who won this one. beth gets the win! during the match, santino is sitting at the commentators table and after the match he get in the ring to celebrate. he tells beth to make an example of kelly kelly. as she is about to do a move, kofi kingston and mickie james come out and stop them. santino makes a challenge and kofi accepts. santino tells him that he was talking to mickie and she accepts this match in her hometown of richmond, virginia. he tells her that he is "...going to put her back in the kitchen where she belongs." into the match, santino ends up on his hands and knees while mickie hops on his back and rides him in the ring. that was pretty awkward! awkward but funny. santino "injures" his knee. while he takes his knee pad off, he throws it at kofi. kofi goes to get in the ring. this distracts the ref. beth sneaks in and interferes by throwing mickie into the turnbuckle. santino rolls mickie up and gets the win. it was funny b/c outside the ring, santino is doing his crazy celebrations and jumps into beths arms. it was great!
mike adamle asks to see kane. he tells him that he is going to have a summerslam match tonight against chris jericho. (apparently formally known as Y2J) adamle tells kane that after the match he is gonig to find out ehat is in the match! thats what i have been waiting for! he tells kane that school is about to start and he does not want kids to imitate kane carrying around a burlap sack scaring the other kids. lol. that was great adamle!
cryme tyme had a match against...wait....the highlanders? u mean they were not released? yep. they were saved from the releases. i couldnt believe it. after robbie was see in TNA, i thought vince was going to make an example out of him! anyways, they has a pretty good match. JTG gets thrown out of the ring and it looks like he injures his hand or wrist. Shad uses a move called thugnificent. it was pretty cool. its kinda like he sweeps robbies legs out from under him with his own leg and slams him on his back.
they announce randy ortons reinjury. he was in a motorcycle accident where he was thrown around 300 feet. i cant believe that all he hurt was his collarbone. he is a lucky man. i have seen on here that a lot of you dont really think that he got hurt. i think that is silly to say. but, anyways....
JBL and CM punk come out and JBL made a drinking challenge. to win, he had to drink a shot of alcohol. being a straightedge, this went against everything that punk believes. for a minute there, i thought he would drink it but spit it in JBLs face. but he didnt. he just threw it in his face. it was awesome. i have to admit that JBLs mic skills were good tonight. he was comparing punks career to cinderella. he called him cindy. i found this to be humorous!!!
then jericho and kanes match was next. a little way into the match adamle and security come down and circle the ring. kane is continuously distracted until finally jericho gets the codebreaker and wins the match. kane grabs ahold of his burlap sack. it was pitiful. i just wanted to reach in the tv and hug him!!! after a little speech, adamle explains that he knows what is in the bag. he says when he was asking "is he alive or dead" he was talking about himself. kane grabs the mic. he says there is a mask in the bag. but it isnt his!!!!!! omg!!!!!!! he pulls rey mysterios mask out of the bag!!! i couldnt believe it! we were all fooled!! i never saw that coming!!!
next jamie noble and regal have a match. this match was over quick! jamie put up a good fight though! he does this move, i dont know if there is a name for it though. JBL was sitting in a corner, and noble runs and flips hitting JBL upside down with his back. pretty cool!!!! sadly, JBL later knees noble in the head, getting the win.
earlier in the show there was a poll question. something like who we thought was better. cena or batista. i was shocked with the results. 73% said cena, while the other 27% said batista.
cena and batista vs cody and ted finished the night. ted and cody used there rematch clause. of course, cena and batista argue about who starts. batista ends up first. the bell rings and cena smacks batista. this means cena starts the match. at the start of the show, batista made fun of cena's u cant see me. so when cena was about to do it to cody, he walked up to batista, shacking his hand across his face. batista was about to do the batista bomb to ted and cena stops him. while the ref is distracted, cody clips the back of batistas knee. batista goes to make a tag and as done last week just vice versa, batista tags cena in with a slap to the face. ted ends up pushing cena into batista knocking him to the ground. he rolls cena up and cody and ted are world tag team champs again.
raw ends with cena and batista being torn apart by security and refs.
well, what did u think about raw tonight?


raw really sux today i thought it will be better cause the kane thing but i was wrong i hope next week is good thor
chachi12:06 AM EST