Happy Monday Jack!!

I gotta tell you, you are possible the second coming of Brock Lesnar, if you add some muscle, and that well you have the cockiness of Mr Perfect, Ted DiBiasse and Cody Rhodes combined with some stellar skill.  Now i dig you are trying to make a name for yourself and want to tell the world "I am Here" but there are three things someone forgot to tell you Jack:

1:  You don't spit in the wind

2: You don't tug on Superman's cape

3: (If i may paraphrase the former Dudley Boys) thou shalt not **** with Tommy Dreamer.

Jack, my boy, you made the biggest career move, and sadly mistake, by deciding to attack the heart and soul of ECw, the man who is known far and wide as "The Innovator of Violence".  Ok, you decided to make a target out of ECW's biggest name (no disrespect to Tazz or any other ECW alumni), and you did so in a stunning fashion, but what may seem like a good thing will come back to haunt you.

You think you know Tommy, you really don't.   Ask anyone who has attaked Dreamer and lived to gloat about it.  They paid dearly for their actions by the hands of the one man violence party.  I could run off names, but knowing you Jack they could mean less to you, all you know is you kicked Dreamers ass and you lived to tell.  But i must warn you, take a look over your shoulder.

As i said before, many have attacked him, and those same ones paid the price for their actions, do not take him lightly, you might find yourself with a trash can lid over your head or a trash can dropkicked into your crotch.  Either way, you will pay for what you did Jack, maybe not now, but you will pay for jumping Dreamer.

So live the moment now, but as I said before you might want to look over your shoulder....

Your New York Nightmare will be right behind you.

For the record I tried not to curse in this blog post, especially toward the end of this post, but right now I have got to vent some feelings. If Mike Adamle or any other WWE star or announcer or worker reads this, it's nothing personal.

Now on to the business at hand, Raw Feelings.

I'm loving how this angle with Mickie James and Kate Lea Burchall is going down, it wouldn't surprise me if Mickie brings back her stalker gimmick, like with Trish, to play mind games with Katie Lea Burchall and gain a psychological edge in this feud.

Earth to Jamie Noble, be yourself. Women will like you more, because getting your ass kicked night in and night out is not working.

Hey Layla, I dance for the Chicago Bulls, holla at ya boy! No seriously I do.

Kofi Kingston and Paul Burchall is going to be off the charts. I expect Kofi to get a little payback at Summer Slam.

Ok what is the deal with Santino and Beth, if there is some sexual anything, hopefully it will show. By the way Santino's facial expressions are hillarious.

Again, welcome back D-Lo Brown.

Freddie Prinze Jr. on the creative team, hey if there is another opening and you want to have a fan from Chicago maybe....

Michael Cole, do not quit your day job. Whoever talked you into that tag match, just say NO!

Another congratulations goes out to Triple H and Stephanie McMahon on the birth of their daughter last night. Welcome to the world Murphy Claire!

J.R. thanks for coming back, even if it was for one night only.

The main event was brutal, and for once I am glad that the people were not booing John Cena just to boo him, but they were in Batista's home town of Washington D.C. But anywhoo, Batista and J.C. were able to co exist, they got the win and well the announcement that everyone was waiting for finally was revealed by Shane O'Mac (good to see Shane back on TV.) and the new RAW GM is: Mike Adamle.

To quote Steve Austin, every rap song you have heard and Lil' Jon, "What?"

Freddie, I hope this is not your doing, only if by doing this we see the return of Joey Styles to ECW broadcasts. Adamle? RAW GM? This clueless jabroni couldn't call an ECW match and had all of the WWE announcers bagging on him at the RAW Draft a month back. Hell, even Tazz ripped on him every broadcast. But of course, Elmer Fudd Adamle makes the main event for SummerSlam JBL Vs CM Punk.

Shane could have picked someone else for the job, what was Ric Flair doing? Bob Holly anybody? Mike Adamle? This guy, and I know he is from Chicago, couldn't tell a wristlock from a wristwatch. Vince must love something about Adamle and I for like to see where this will go. Like i said before, I hope Joey Styles comes back tonight on ECW. Well, there has to be a morning after, and if Elmer Fudd can keep the law on RAW maybe this was a right hire. But still....

Adamle as G.M. Damn! I'd rather have William Regal back as General Manager.

Drop me a comment, let me know your thoughts.

If I may quote Jim Ross, last night's RAW was indeed a true, batten down the hatches, slobberknocker.

Batista had every right to feel jilted, C.M. Punk too, Kane running in spoiled what was a damn good match at the G.A. B, and if I am a betting man, the Big Red Machine and The Animal will cross paths sooner than later, perhaps at Summerslam.

J.B.L and Cena's NYC Pqarking Lot Browl was a lot more hardcore and brutal than I thought it would be.  I mean damn, for a moment during the PPV, they were trying to kill each other, but I digress, this was a feud I hated to have seen cut short when Cena was drafted to RAW and JBL, at the time, stayed on SmackDOWN!  Now that both of them are on RAW this should set people on the edge of their seats at least untill the fall or JBL does get the title shot Versus C.M. Punk.

That six man tag was off the heezy, y'all.  Love them or hate them, and a good portion of america hates them, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiasse are talented, young and, even if you don't agree with their assesement of Jerry Lawler and Hacksaw Jim Duggan and I don't, they are the future of the WWE.  I'm so hoping Cryme Tyme gets a title shot against the Million Dollar Sons of the Plummer, yes thats my new name for Rhodes and DiBiasse.

Santino, I'm player hating you.  You kissed Beth Phoenix.  The only times I actually wish i was you was when you were with Maria and now Beth.  But i'm glad I was not you taking that ass whippin from D-Lo Brown.  By the way, welcome back D-Lo.

Speaking of the beautiful Glamazon, great match with Kelly Kelly.  Disagree if you want, but Kelly is getting better and better by the weeks.  She will be a future Women's Champion.  Beth, the Glamazon still got it.

I'm liking the storyline with Katie Lea and Paul Birchall Vs. Kofi Kingston and Mickie James.  Lea thinks she is the uncrowned Queen, whilst Birchall, wel I am still trying to figure out why he attacked Kofi a week or so ago.  It wouldn't surprise me if this leads to a title match between all four parties at Summerslam (Lea Vs James, Birchall Vs Kingston).

I'm really starting to believe that Kane is going to go back to wearing the Mask again.  He is naked without it, but if you think for a minute he became much more successful with out the mask as he did in it.  Some WWE fans I spoke to felt he shouldn't have ditched it so quickly, me I believe Kane will return to wearing the mask and know that he is truly alive.

Looking forward to watching ECW tonight, my money is on Matt Hardy to become the Number one Contender to the ECW Championship currently held by Mark Henry, and I'm wondering if Hawkins and Ryder will seperate themselves from Edge and become their own men on SmackDOWN!?

Man Machine on the one.

Not to be confused with Andrew Martin, but other than the occasional myspace rant or poem, this is the first time I have spoken to the WWE nation famous and infamous, new and established and those who are hip, cool and outcasts, one thing I have learned is that we are all one one.

Anyhow, I'm a newbie to the board but a WWE fan all my life, I just wanted to introduce the guy known as the Man Machine.  My name is Kevin I am from Chicago and I like to write poems, songs, occasional promos (yes I can cut a promo), I love to dance and cook, imagine that a WWE fanw ho can dance and cook, but it is true, my cheesecakes are damn good and my fried rices rival what you get in Chinatown.  But not to toot my own horn.

Maybe this makes me a weirdo or an outcast, don't really care I can only be me and show off what makes me unique.  I guess I am like Jeff Hardy a very charismatic enigma so to speak.  Well, I hope to stay in touch with all of you guys and just hope to give a little more Chi town flava to the WWE fannation.

I am the Man, Machine, Machine, Machine, Machine, Machine Machine, Ma-Chine....

Ma-CHINE!!!