I'm so done with the rivalry between Jeff Hardy and CM Punk. I mean, c'mon! I love them both! Now you're making CM Punk look like a stupid jerk when he's proved time and time again that he isn't! You're making CM Punk a bad guy, and I, and I'm sure a lot o other people, probably agree with me when I say that taking two guys that have been good throughout their careers and making one of them bad, makes people mad.
Extreme Rules - Match Preview and Dreamer Tribute
So here comes the awaited PPV Extreme Rules, the most Extreme night in the year for the WWE. First, the Hogpen Match between Santina Marella and Vickie Guerrero. I'm still not exactly sure on the mechanics of this match, but I do hope that Santina wins because, well simply because I root against Vickie when it comes to pretty much everything.
Next, CM Punk vs Umaga in a Samoan Strap match. The problem with this match is that Punk is at an EXTREME disadvantage, Umaga being a super-heavyweight and all. Pulling him around the ring is going to be more difficult than I can imagine, but I also think that we underestimate Punk's strength and discipline, and, hopefully, he will pull through.
Next, Edge vs Jeff Hardy in a Ladder match for the World Heavyweight Championship. In this match I think that they are pretty much even. If anything I think that Jeff will win because of recent history. If you remember last year's Extreme Rules, Edge fought the Undertaker for the same title. The only reason he won was because La Familia came out to save the day. Guess what Edgeheads? They're not together anymore. Ryder's on ECW, Vickie and Chavo are over on RAW, and only God knows what happened to Hawkins (Correct me if I'm wrong, Ryder is on ECW now, right?)
Next, Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho, No Holds Barred match (for the title?) In this match I believe that neither are at a distinct disadvantage except for personality wise. Jericho is a rather ruthless person, as we saw on Smackdown when he almost mutilated Rey's eye trying to rip his mask off. Rey is a bit less vicious, but I hope that seeing that footage and feeling that will light a fire inside him.
John Cena vs The Big Show in a Submission Match. I'm a Cena fan, but i have to say that I'm worried about him in this match. We've all seen what Show can do to your head and neck, we need to think about the surgery Cena had, and how this will affect his tolerance for pain. Also, we know that the STFU has a large affect on anyone locked in it. And if Cena can manage to lock it in, he might have a chance. And just thinking about how it'd work now, I think he can do it.
So the Animal is getting caged up with the Viper? Wonder how that will turn out. Who am I kidding? I'm pretty sure that Batista will tear Randy Orton apart. I'm so glad that Rhodes and DiBiase have little to no chance of getting inside. This will test Randy Orton and show us whether or not he even DESERVES his title.
Lastly, the ECW title match. First, though, I don't think that Swagger deserves another chance. Dreamer definitly does BECAUSE of Swagger. Swagger doesn't realize that he would get the respect he so dearly desires if he would suck it up, shake Christian or Dreamer's hand, and walk away without another word. I do hope that Christian wins, though I would be so sad to see an icon like Dreamer leave the ring. I hope he takes a spot on the announcing table and stays in the bizz somehow, because if he disappeared into obscurity forever, I don't know what I, or other diehard original ECW'ers would do with ourselves.
To Dreamer, if you do leave, you will be missed and remembered and appreciated for all of the work you've done, the tears you've shed, the blood you've lost, to defend ECW in its time of need for real Extreme. It's missing that 90s spark it once had, and you kept that tiny flame going for as long as possible. We all thank and appreciate what you've done for this business. Thank You.
If i were a superstar: an ultimatum
Haven't posted a blog in a while, thought I'd give you guys a glimpse of me, but as a superstar (just cause i feel like a lights camera action is perfect for a tired person, idk) But I would DEFINITLY have Final Warning by Turbonegro as my theme (cause im so boss) if you havent heard it, i think its a perfect song for an asskicker!!! (like myself!) Red and White lights to match my supah-ballin outfit!!!! Well thats the end of this Random blog. Judgement Day - My thoughts in a nutshell? Half good, half bad. Im not too keen on havin edge and randy still bein champs, but w/e...and umaga beatin Punk wasnt to gr8, considering umaga is soooooo OP its not even funny. (wow, that was not in a nutshell. coconut shell! haha!!)
A New Era
I know that all the time when superstars become champs, they claim that a new era has dawned. well, in this case, i believe so. you see, we have some gr8 champs at the moment. our world champs are MAtt HArdy, JEff HArdy, and john cena, all of which i love. I do dislike our other champs (morrison, miz, regal and shelton) but i also like our tag champs, primo and carlito. I realize now that we have to sides of champs, both even. DREAM MATCH: JEff, MAtt, Cena, Primo and Carlito vs The Miz, John Morrison, Shelton Benjamin, and William Regal. Sounds like a money match to me.



