This is the start of a weekly blog of what would happen on Raw if I was handling the WWE storyline.
Episode 1: Let's Get It Started
(Stephanie, JBL, Orton and Y2J in the ring to start Raw)Stephanie McMahon comes out and announces that she does not approve of JBL buying his way into the main event at Wrestlemania. She orders a Triple Threat Match between JBL, Orton and Chris Jericho. JBL " That is no way to treat a Wrestling God!"
Stephanie replies" Tough because I'm in char..." (Vince's Music comes on)
Vince" Who the HELL do you think you are!"
JBL "See Steph, I told you not to ..." Vince:"SHUT UP! Who the hell do you think you are JBL to talk to my daughter that way. Now, for your disrepect towards the Billion Dollar Princess, I am changing the match. It is now Randy Orton vs Chris Jericho vs JBL with a Special Guest Referee (Shawn Micheals music plays) Shawn comes out and the show goes to commercial showing JBL smiling.
Royal Rumble Qualifying Match: Hornswoggle vs Santino Marella. Beth Phoenix accidently hits Santino with her belt followed by Finlay with his handy Irish stick. Santino proceeds to dump Beth. She then grabs him, drags him to the announcers table and proceeds to power slam him through it.
Royal Rumble Qualifying Match: The Miz (w/ Morrison at ringside) vs Mike Knox. Knox dominates that match even with an attempt by Morrison to interfere twice. When Morrison tries to interfere a third time, the ref catches him and throws him out. As the ref is yelling at Morrison to leave, Rey Mysterio comes into the ring hits Knox with a chair, gives a 619 and leaves through the crowd. Morrison walks up the ramp, ref notices The Miz who has an arm over Knox and counts to 3. Morrison runs down to celebrate with his partner.
JBL goes into Vinces office and interupts him as he is talking to Kelly Kelly. JBL demands that Vince changes the match to him vs only one of his two opponents. Vince gets agrees that the match should be changed. Vince orders that the match takes place in a Steel Cage and orders JBL to leave before he makes more changes.
Champion vs Champion Match: John Cena vs William Regal. Cena dominates the match but loses when Layla hits him with the Intercontinental Belt as Regal fights to hold on to brass knuckles with the ref.
Melina vs Beth Phoenix winners decides stipulation for Rumble Match: Beth dominates over Melina until Santino comes down and he proceeds to get in the ring and slaps Melina in the face. Ref rings the bell and awards Melina the match. Beth starts to chase after Santino when Melina gets her attention and announces that their Royal Rumble Match will be a Bra and Panties Match.
Cryme Tyme and Manu vs The Legacy: Orton dominates most of the match only letting Cody and Sim in the ring when Manu is in. The action starts to get out of control as Cryme Tyme and Manu throw all 3 opponents out of the ring. As Cryme Tyme celebrates, Manu double clothesline them. Orton sneaks in for the pin. Orton then gets up, Cody gives him a mic and Orton says, "Welcome to The Legacy" and shakes Manu's hand.
The Main Event begins in typical manner. JBL offers Orton money if he helps take Jericho out of the picture. Orton says no. JBL then makes the same offer to Jericho. Jericho smiles shakes his head yes, streches his hand out to JBL, as JBL shakes it Orton clothesling JBL. The match continues with each comepetitor having the momentum. Then JBL orders Shawn Micheals to get a chair, which he does. JBL shouts" Give it to me" Shawn hesitates. JBL says, "Damn it Shawn give it to me now!" Shawn hits JBL in the head and then superkicks him. Jericho rolls up JBL and Micheals counts the 1,2,3. Shawn walks out of the cage and stands at the top syaing to JBL who is still in the ring. "I no longer work for you, I only work for them (pointing to the audience) and the show goes dark with that.
Next week: Episode 2: Who wants to go to the Motor City?