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    What's the one thing you would change in the WWE?

    Friday, August 1, 2008, 06:17 PM CST [General]

    So, I've been thinking lately about the plan that my friend Adam & I created in the 7th grade. When we grew up, we would both work for the WWE. He would live out his dream as a writer & I would be a costume designer. Can you dig it?

    Lets talk about Mickie James for a second. Next to Beth Pheonix, she's the only Diva that I enjoy watching. She's a very talented wrestler amongst models and Playboy bunnies turned "wrestlers". So what's the big deal?

    Her pants are the big deal. Everyone has their own signature wardrobe touches (HBK's lace-up pants, Cody Rhode's triforce boots, JBL's fat) but, Mickie, oversized flares? But they're not just oversized flares, they usually come complete with embossed daisies or bejeweled rhinestones. I don't get it. She's that awesome shirt you find at Goodwill, but you turn it around to discover that there's crusted semen running down the backside. Who wants that? No one. At least I would hope. 

    She's a GREAT female wrestler in the ****ing WWE. You would think that someone has told her by now that her wardrobe sucks. Flare's aren't even in style anymore & they haven't been for about 7 years. 

    Maybe she's a ****.

    But I really refuse to believe that that's the reason.

    If I was a wrestler, I'd take Beth Pheonix's outfit anyday. She looks like she walked right out of Marvel comics & started kicking ass & taking names. Although, I do prefer her much more when she keeps her mouth shut. 

    OVER AND OUT

     

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    I would change ecw and make it more of a combination of UFC, ROH, Smash Mouth wrestling.

    Let wrestlers be them selfes.

    The only things behind the senes people do is Story lines, Website, Work on contracts, Promoting, all the other behind the senes work.

    2 Hour shows.

    Titles: ECW world title, ECW tag team titles, US title, Hardcore title & a Womens title,

    Rules: No DQ, No Countout, No outside interfearence, Give the fans what they want.

    Announcers: Tazz & Joey Styles.

    Interviewer: Todd Grishem, Jeromy Borash

    Match types: Lions Den, Iron man, Ultimate Submission, Extreme Elimination Chamber, 3 & up way dance, Street Fight.

    PPV: One Night Stand, December to Dismember, Night Of Champions, Survivor Series, Royal Rumble, WrestleMania, Great American Bash, Bad Blood.

    Roster: AJ Styles, Brian Danielson, DH Smith, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, Charlie Haas, Samoe Joe, Shelton Benjamin, Taz, Kurt Angle, Vladimir Kozlov, Rob Van Dam, Paul Burchill, Chris Jericho, Scott Steiner, Team 3D, The Hardys, Finlay, Carlito, Tomko, Matt Morgan, Tommy Dreamer, Hardcore Holly, Motor Cycle Undertaker, Randy Orton, Umaga.

    Female Roster: Katie Lea Burchill, Gail Kim, Taylor Wilde, Beth Phoenix, Natalya Neidhart, Maria, Layla El, Victoria.

    That is what i would change

    John the true King o...
    August 01, 2008
    07:01 PM CST