(Pyro goes off)

Jim Ross:Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Smackdown

Michael Cole:and boy do we have a show for you guy

Terry Funk:Because tonight it is going to be Extreme Rules

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome General Manager..Dr.Leroy Spencer!!!

(Leroy walks to the ring with a smile)

Dr.Leroy Spencer:I am awesome why you ask well I am for many reasons,like convincing McMahon 101 to make a virtually unknown guy a GM of a Major Television show,For telling Mick Foley off,for  resurrecting the cruiserweight championship that will be claimed tonight in a Ladder Match.for many reasons but tonight it is because I got the contracts to these men!

(Silence until we see familiar faces and a famliar theme)

Jim Ross:Oh My goodness it is Kevin Dakota Shaddix and Kermie!!!!

Terry Funk:What are they doing here?

Michael Cole:I don’t know but I don’t like it.

(Kevin and Kermie walk to ring)

Dr.Spencer:These men are two of the most underrated men in TFC but I promise to give them an opportunity…an opportunity that they deserve.

(Kevin grabs a mic)

Kevin Shaddix:I’m so glad I lost yesterday because it opened a new door for me on this brand,and let me tell you I will make an impact on this brand whether I am World Champion,Television Champion,Tag Team champion or National Champion,I will make a name for myself on this brand!

Dr.Spencer:Yes you will Kevin,and Kermie was so underrated it was making me sick,so I said to him next week you get to fight John Morrison in a National title match.

(Kermie takes the mic from Kevin)

Kermie:and let me tell you guys out there that I will become National Champ next week

Dr.Spencer:So these our are newest members please make them feel welcome

-Commercial-

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:This following match-up is scheduled for one fall and it is a Steel Cage match for the opportunity to face Chris Jericho for the television title at Powersurge!

(DX Warrior’s theme plays as he comes to the ring looking at the Cage)

Jim Ross:Well look who it is,it is DX Warrior.

Terry Funk:Haven’t seen him in a while.

Justin Roberts:and his opponent from the land of the rising sun….wieghing in at 215 pounds…Ultimo Dragon!!!!!!!!!!

(Ultimo dragon comes out to cheers)

Jim Ross:Well it seems like the Fans like both men contesting in the ring tonight.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

DX Warrior and Dragon lock up and then DX Warrior Irish whips Dragon into the Cage wall. DX warrior then walks toward Dragon and covers him.1…2…..and Kickout by Dragon.Warrior then picks up Dragon and throws him into the cage.Warrior again picks up Dragon but Irish whips Warrior into the turnbuckles and runs towards him and splashes him.Dragon goes to pick up Warrior but Warrior dropkicks him.Warrior then Superkicks Dragon and Dragon falls down.Warrior then goes to cover Ultimo Dragon.1….2….but Dragon kicks out.

Jim Ross:That was so close, DX warrior really wants to get his hands on Chris Jericho.

DX Warrior then picks up dragon and sets him up for the pedigree but Ultimo Dragon reverses it into a Irish Whip into the cage.As Warrior is on his hands and Knees on the mat by the Cage wall,Ultimo Dragon runs towards DX Warrior and jumps on his back onto the Cage wall.It seems as if Ultimo Dragon is going to get out of the cage but DX Warrior pulls him down and chops him to a corner but but Dragon trips Warrior into the Turnbuckle and goes for the cover.1….2.. Warrior kicks out.Ultimo Dragon then picks up Warrior but Warrior out of no where kicks Dragon in the gut and Pedigrees him.

Terry Funk:Whoa this is awesome.

DX Warrior is climbing the cage wall and is almost at the top but Dragon is Starting to get up and is crawling toward the cage door.DX warrior is on the otherside of the cage wall already and as quick as lightning Dragon Drop kicks the door and makes it hit DX warrior and makes him fall on his Head on the floor but as he lands on his head Ultimo Dragon’s feet hit the floor.

 Jim Ross:Wow,and Ultimo Dragon barely gets the win.

Justin Roberts:And here is your winner and the #1 contender for Chris Jericho’s Television Title…..Ultimo Dragon!!!!!!!!!

(Chris Jericho comes out from under the Ring and quickly gives Ultimo Dragon the Codebreaker.)

Michael Cole:Oh no what a horrible at by this man

(Chris Jericho then runs away)

Jim Ross:Oh god that man is too much!

-commercial-

Michael Cole:and we are back and right now we have our Women’s championship pudding match and I’m pretty excited

Jim Ross:We’ll I’m a married man.

Terry Funk:I don’t even know how a pudding match works.

Jim Ross:The Women fight in a swimming pool full of pudding and the woman to get the first pinfall will win.

Terry Funk:Oh Okay.

Justin Roberts:This Following match-up is scheduled for and it is for the Women’s Championship.Entering first from Los Angeles,California……… Melina!!!!!!!

(Melina walks the pool by the stage well wearing a white bikini)

Justin Roberts:and her opponent from Ney York……….. Tana!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tana walks to the pool well wearing a red bikini and the Women’s Championship)

Melina throws Pudding at Tana jokingly but Tana gets Pissed and Superkicks her into the pool.Tana then gets in the pool and Grabs Melina’s Hair and Pounds her head to the bottom of the Pool Repeatedly and Viciously

Jim Ross:Well this isn’t the Tana We’ve come to Know and Love

Michael Cole:This Woman is Crazy…but Sexy.

Terry Funk:Calm down there kid

Tana Picks Up Melina but Melina knees Tana in the gut and gives her a kick to the legs and Tana falls down and she gets covered in pudding.Melina then trys to put Tana in the Boston Crab but Tana flips Melina over and makes her fall on her back.Tana then Jumps on Melina’s chest and grabs a hanful of pudding and shoves it down Melina’s throat.Tana then let’s Melina gets up and Tana gives her the Twist of Fate.Tana then goes for the cover.1….2…..and a kickout by Melina.

Jim Ross:Melina barely kicks out of the Twist of Fate.

Tana then waits for Melina to get up and trys to give her another Twist of Fate but Melina turns it into a schoolgirl pin.1….2…and kickout by Tana.Melina then picks Tana up but Tana pokes Melina in the eye and gives her an Extreme Twist of Fate and goes for the cover.1…..2……3!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner and still Women’s Champion ……Tana!!!!!!

Jim Ross:I’m disappointed in that young lady,I wonder what is wrong with her?

Terry Funk:Well at least she did what had to be done

Jim Ross:and let us go to our broadcast partner..Maria!

Maria:Thanks Guys,Ladies and Gentlemen at this time please welcome …Sting!Sting do you know who Attacked you last week?

Sting:Well Maria,I do know who did it and you fans will all know who did it because,He is in the Battle Royal next week and I will Make sure that he doesn’t win there,Cross My heart.

(The Lights go off and Sting Disappears)

-commercial-

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:This Following match-up is scheduled to be a last man standing match and it is in the Semi-finals of the King of the Ring Tournament,Making his way to the ring weighing in at 265 popunds…”The Demon”Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Painkiller walks to ring with a possessed look on his face)

Justin Roberts:and his opponent …”The French Beauty” Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Casey runs to ring High-fiving the fans and blowing them kisses)

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Jim Ross:This isn’t even fair poor Casey,but I know she’s a rascal and if anyone can find a way to take the big man out it is Casey.

Terry Funk:I wonder if she’s single.

Jim Ross:No she isn’t.

Painkiller just slowly looks at Casey as she is trying to think of a way to take him out.Casey then just jumps out at him but Painkiller catches her and sets her down.It then looks as though he his going to show mercy to her but he doesn’t and instead sets her up for the Powerbomb.As Casey is in the air she begins pounding on his head and gives Painkiller a hurricanrana into the corner of the ring.Casey then goes to the turnbuckle and puts Painkiler’s head between her legs to try to give him the Pepsi Plunge but Painkiller just pushes her outside of ring like nothing.

Jim Ross:That man is such an **** doing what he is doing to that poor young lady!

Painkiller goes outside and grabs Casey by the hair towards the ramp but Casey pushes him and gets free.Casey then does a flying forearm to Painkiller.Painkiller falls down well Casey gets up.Casey seems as though she is Measuring up Painkiller.Painkiller gets up and Casey tries to go for a Superkick but Painkiller grabs her foot,and waves his finger”No”.Casey then tries to Kick painkiller in the gut but again Painkiller grabs her foot but Casey gives him an Enzugiri.As Painkiller tries to get steady Casey gives him the French kiss.Painkiller is not moving as the Ref starts to count.1…….2………3…he is not moving at all….4…….5….he is moving now...6…Painkiller is slowly getting up 7…..Painkiller is on his knees..8…and he gets up but Casey dropkicks Him  off the Stage,but he is holding on by one hand Casey tries to push him off but he grabs her with the other hand and pulls her down but Casey instead goes for the Sunset flip and they both fall off the Stage.

Jim Ross:Oh My that is a near ten-foot drop.

Michael Cole:Whoa this is crazy..it might go to a double count out

The Referee starts to count.1……they are both Motionless……2……3……still……4…...Painkiller starts to rollover…….5……6…Casey is on her knees now…..7…..Painkiller is also on his knees….8…..painkiller is now on one foot…..9..Casey trips and falls down back on the floor,and Painkiler gets up just in time ..10!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Jim Ross:Aww Casey should have won,Dammit!

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner…..”The Demon”Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Painkiller is making such an impact here on Smackdown and at Powersurge he will fight the Winner of our Submission match later on tonight.

-commercial-

Michael Cole:and we’re back and what a night so far!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen the following match-up is scheduled to be a Stretcher match,and making his way to the ring from Chicago,Illinois …weighing in at 268 pounds…D’lo Brown!!!!!!!!

 

(D’lo comes to ring as usual doing his normal signature spots)

Justin Roberts:And his opponent being accompanied to the ring by his Ho’s.. from the Red Light District of New York….wieghing in at 328 pounds ……The Godfather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Godfather comes out to a loud chorus of cheers and it makes D’lo angry)

(Ding,Ding,Ding,)

As The Godfather is taking off is Entrance wear by the side of the ring,D’lo baseball slides him into the barricade.D’lo then goes outside and picks up the Godfather who then punches D’lo in the Face.Godfather then gives D’lo a Big Boot and a Spinebuster.as D’lo is down The Godfather signals for his ho’s to bring him the stretcher and they do As The Godfather is putting D’lo on the Stretcher D’lo low blows The Godfather and The godfather then falls back into the steel steps.D’lo then grabs the Stretcher and Pushes towards the Godfather who is back is towards the steelsteps and when D’lo pushes the Stretcher at him it sandwiches the Godfather between the Steps and the Stretcher.

Terry Funk:Oh thank god I’ve never felt that before.

D’lo then puts The Godfather on the Stretcher and pushes him towards the stage but he then stops to look at the top turnbuckle.D’lo then goes inside the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and tries to go for a frog splash on The Godfather who is on the Stretcher but The Godfather moves out of the way and D’lo gives the Stretcher the frog splash instead and The Godfather pushes D’lo to the finishing line.

Jim Ross:Wow and we have a quick match with The Godfather barely making it.

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen here is the winner…The Godfather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(as The Godfather celebrates D’lo attacks him and grabs a mic)

D’lo Brown:You are starting to piss me off,and I will get my revenge because I am challenging you to a match at Powersurge,and to raise the stakes a bit it will be a …dog-collar match!See you there.

(D’lo drops the mic and leaves)

Jim Ross:I used to respect D’lo,but now he is just a a mean guy.

-commercial-

(we come back and we are in Leroy Spencer’s office)

Dr.Spencer:HaHaHaHa that will be great,yeah we can definitely have theme here next week.Oh yeah by the way thanks for his theme,see you next week,bye.

(Knock,Knock,Knock)

Dr.Spencer:Come in.

(Kermie and Kevin Shaddix walk in his office.)

Kevin Shaddix:Hey listen,you said that we would make an impact here on Smackdown and we aren’t even on the card tonight!

Kermie:Listen “Boss”…….

Dr.Spencer:You gus are so impatient you do have matches tonight but you just have to wait,how about you guys watch Smackdown here with me in my office?How does that sound?

Kermie:Uggghhh okay.

Dr.Spencer:Good,because next time You guys come in here talking to me like that you guys will find yourself in the Future Endeavor’s Club,got it?

(we then go back to the ring and we see Umaga already in the Ring)

Jim Ross:Well with that done,we are now ready for action with Mick Foley fighting Umaga in a Hardcore match.

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen,this following match-up is scheduled for one fall and inside the ring from the Isle of Samoa..Wieghing in at 354 pounds..Umaga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and making his way to the ring from Long Island,New York…Mick Foley!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mick Foley walks to the ring smiling )

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Umaga superkicks Mick and picks him up and delivers the Samoan Spike to Mick Foley.Umaga then drags Foley’s body into the ring corner and Umaga then gives him the Samoan hip attack.Umaga then drags foley’s body into the middle of the ring and Umaga climbs up the Turnbuckle and gives Foley the Samoan Splash.Umaga then goes for the cover1….2….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Wow,Umaga destroyed Foley

Michael Cole:in record time aswell.

Terry Funk:Umaga is certainly a forced to be reckoned with here on Smackdown.

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner ..Uma..

(Just then Dr.Spencer appears on the titantron)

Dr.Spencer: Seriously Mick,Come on what happened to the Mick we all grew up watching,What happened to hardcore legend?Did he die?Ever since you have come to TFC you have been acting like a cuddly Teddy Bear….So if you want to prove me wrong along with all these fans you will get up and await for your second match of the Night,get em’ Kermie!

(As Mick Foley is getting up Kermie comes running towards the ring)

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Kermie runs in the Ring and measures up Mick Foley.Mick Foley gets up only to get a Reality Check from Kermie.Kermie then goes for the Cover.1…….2……3!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

(Dr.Spencer re-appears on the titantron again)

Dr,Spencer:Okay Mick that’s it I have no choice but to do this to you but the next time you lose a match,it will be your last!!!!!HaHaHahaHa

-commercial-

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen this following match-up is scheduled to be a Tables match and it is for the Tag Team championships.Making their way to the ring they are the Tag Team champions and they weigh in at a combined weight of 435 pounds….Cryme Tyme!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cryme Tyme comes out with Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne and they are all smiling and High-fiving the Fans)

Justin Roberts:and their opponents from New York city….wieghing in at a combined weight of 385 pounds…Team 3-D!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Team 3D walks to the ring very confidently)

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Evan and Kofi get on the outside. Brother Ray with a forearm smash on Shad but Shad reverses and locks on an arm bar. Shad with an arm bar take down. JTG goes for Devon with a kick to the knee. Devon is knocked off his feet Shad and JTG double team him with punches. Devon shoves JTG off and Ray comes from behind with a reverse bear hug on Shad. Shad pulls Ray's grip apart. Ray goes up against the ropes and so does Shad. Shad and Ray hit a double clothsline on each other. JTG looks down at Shad and Ray. Devon comes from behind with a trash can lid on JTG. JTG goes down and Devon goes up top. Shad gets back to his feet and throws Devon off the top. Devon yells in pain. Ray is back up big boots Shad. Ray gets JTG and powerbombs him into the turnbuckle. Ray grabs Devons hand pulls him up. Ray and Devon look around. "DEVON, GET THE TABLES," yells out Ray.

Jim Ross:Uh oh this could be Bad.

 Devon gets a table but Evan Borne gets on the barrier does a cross body on Devon. Evan hits the ladder with his body but takes out Devon. Kofi grabs the table and slides it in the ring. Ray trys to grab it but JTG kicks his hand. JTG grabs it and throws it towards Rays head. Ray goes to his knees. Shad and JTG taunt in a gangster type taunt. JTG and Shad do a scissors kick move with each others legs on Ray and he goes down. Devon rolls back in the ring. Shad irish whips Devon and JTG hits a hip toss. JTG does a moonwalk and the crowd goes crazy. Shad gets up Ray and ties his hands in the ropes. JTG sets up a table. Ray gets out the ropes. He throws JTG over the top rope and grabs Shad. He powerbombs Shad. Shad is out and he pulls Kofi Kingston in the ring. Ray gets Devon up and they hit a 3D on Kofi Kingston through the table. Ray throws out the pieces of the table and Devon rolls Kingston out the ring. Evan climbs the turnbuckle but is thrown off by Ray. They look down at him and pick him up. Rays hits a powerbomb and Evan hits his head on impact. Evan is out of it. Evan is rolled out the ring by Devon. Shad and JTG climb the steal steps. They look at each other and then look at Evan and Kofi on the outside. Ray and Devon smirk two smiles. JTG looks mad and trys to attack them but Shad holds him back. Shad whispers something to JTG. He nods and throws Devon to the outside. They both throw punches to Ray. Ray catches of their fists and JTG hits a spinning heel kick on Ray. Ray falls straight down. Shad goes outside and puts a table in the ring. Shad sets up the table and puts Ray on it. Devon quickly gets in the ring. Ray was faking being hurt and gets off the table. Devon puts Shad in the ropes, and Ray irish whips JTG and they hit a 3D through the table on JTG. JTG is through the table!!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Michael Cole:Whoa,I can’t believe this.We Have new Tag Team Champions

Justin Roberts:Here are our winners and New Tag Team Champions….Team 3D!!!!!!!!!

-commercial-

Jim Ross:and We are back and We have new Tag Champions…Team 3D!!!!

Michael Cole:but Speaking of Championships Dr.Spencer thought to make the Main event for Smackdown’s Powersurge a triple threat match.but right now we will know the Man that will fight Painkiller at Powersurge

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:This Following match up is a submission match,entering first from Olmpia,Washington..wieghing in at 185 pounds…Bryan Danielson!!!!!!

(Bryan Comes to the ring with a smile on his face)

Justin Roberts:and his opponent…..”The Clown Prince”The Joker!!!!!!!!

(Joker comes to the ring taunting the fans)

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Joker comes charging at Bryan and hits him with a Big Boot.Joker then goes outside of the Ring and gets a steel chair,He then brings it inside the ring and goes to hit Bryan’s foot with the chair repeatidly.Joker then picks up Bryan and tries to to give him a powerbomb but Bryan reverses it into a hurricanrana arm bar,but Joker gets out and gives Bryan a quick boston crab but Bryan flips him over and puts him into a Cross face chicken wing,but Joker grabs the ropes.

Jim Ross:Wow!

They both get up and Bryan gives Joker an Armbar,then Joker gives an armbar into a armwrench,but Bryan flips over and kicks Joker in the Chest.Joker falls back and Bryan goes to grab the steel chair.But Bryan goes to hit Joker with the chair,but Joker trips Bryan and as Bryan falls down he hits himself with the chair.Joker then takes advantage and puts Bryan in a Boston crb and it looks like Bryan’s going to tap but just then Leroy Spencer appears on the Titantron.

Dr.Spencer:Wait,There is a third addition to this match.

Joker lets go of Bryan and goes towards the Ramp but as quick as lightning Kevin Shaddix comes into the ring from the Crowd behind the announcer’s table.Kevin then puts Bryan in a Crossface Chicken wing but Joker sees and is running back to the ring and as soon as Joker gets in the ring Bryan Taps out and Kevin runs outside of the ring.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner and the opponent for Painkiller in the King of the Ring Finals…Kevin Dakota Shaddix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:That is horrible,Joker had it so close too.

 -commercial-

Justin Roberts:This following match up is for the Vacant Cruiserwieght title and it is a Ladder match.Making his way to the ring from Austin,Texas…weighing in at 205 pounds……Paul London

(Paul London comes to the ring running and is ready to go)

Justin Roberts:and his opponent from San Antonio,Texas…Wieghing in at 220 pounds…He is the World Heavywieght Champion “The Heartbreak kid” Shawn Michaels!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Shawn Michaels comes to the ring doing his usual entrance)

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Both tie up. Shawn locks in a sleeper hold but London does a stunner-like move on Shawn. Shawn grabs his head and does a neck breaker on London. Shawn kicks up and the crowd goes crazy. Shawn looks around at the crowd and London sneakly gets up. Shawn turns around runs into a shining wizard. Paul looks down at Shawn goes to the outside. Paul grabs a ladder out from under the ring. Shawn gets to his feet and runs against the ropes. Shawn flipped himself over the ropes on London!! Shawn and London are out of it!! Who's that? ITS SHELTON BENJAMIN!!! Whats he doing out here? Benjamin looks on at the two knocked out. Shawn slowly crawls to his feet and so does London. Shawn throws London back in the ring and sets a ladder between the apron and barrer. Shawn looks up under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. London gets back to his feet and HBK puts the chair around his neck. Michaels drags him by the chair and throws him against the turnbuckle!! THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK!!!!!! Shawn takes off the chair and slides it out the ring. Whats he thinking about? Shawn goes up top but wait...he gets off the turnbuckle. London gets back to his feet. Shawn tunes up the band for a great concert. It connects!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! Shawn goes outside for a ladder. Shawns climbing the ladder!! London is out of it but gets to his feet. He knocks over the ladder. Shawn landed on the set up ladder on the outside!! Both of the men are out of it. Shelton pours water over Shawns head. Shawn gets more aware of whats going on. Shelton looks at him with a dead look. Shawn gets off the ladder and climbs into the ring. London gets to his feet and looks down at Shawn. London begins to climb to the ladder set up in the ring. London loses his grip and falls to the mat. Shelton looks on with a grin. Now whats he doing? He's putting weapons in the ring!! He put in two chairs. Is he trying to kill these two? Both men get back to their feet. Shawn and London each grab chairs. They swing their chairs and hit each others chairs. The vibration forces them to let go. Shawn with an upper cut. London is knocked to knees and grabs a chair quickly. SWING!! Shawn is hit with the chair and is bleeding. Shelton looks under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick. London looks at Benjamin in confusion. London lays out in the corner. He climbs up the ladder. Shawn pulls himself to his feet. Is Shawn setting up for a powerbomb? NO! HE JUST PILEDRIVERED HIM OFF THE LADDER!!!! Pauls neck should be broken by now!! Shawn kicks up and the crowd goes insane. He climbs the ladder. London is out of it. NO!! SHELTONS IN THE RING!!!!! SHELTON WITH A KENDO STICK TO THE KNEE OF HBK!!!! HBK FALLS FROM THE LADDER!!!!!! Shelton looks down at London and smashes London's fingers with the kendo stick. London yells in pain but becomes more alert. Shelton walks out the ring and goes out to the back. London climbs the ladder. He reaches for the belt and....HE GETS IT!!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen here is our winner …and the first Smackdown Cruiserwieght Champion………..Paul London!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Well way to go Paul London

Michael Cole:but What a Win for London,He just beat the World Heavywieght Champion and he just became the Cruiserwieght champion!

(As Paul London is celebrating atop of the Ladder,he looks down and figures to help Shawn up.Paul picks up Shawn and Hugs him)

-Show Ends-