Wednesday, September 3, 2008, 05:23 PM EST
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For those who read the hiatus message I have posted, I am officially back typin' the most insane blog ever written. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time once again for the "Hollywood Line."
For those who watch John "Mr. Shame-an of Sexy" Morrison and Mike "the Mizzark" Mizanin talk trash on "The Dirt Sheet," well then you're a bunch of ****es for believing their fake stories about celebrity stardom. Notin' Personal, I tell it like it is.
I can't wait for the 3 Championship Scrambles at Unforgiven this Sunday, and I hope that Mr. CBS, Good ol' J.R., and Todd "The Fog" Grisham will hope to put on a match worth listening.
Speaking of listening, I heard that Vickie Guerrero is listening to the dead right about now, now that the "Big Evil" has returned for her very own soul. If you ask me, she probably might want to come down to Arlington anytime soon, then check herself to Bellvue.
Welcome Back, Rey-Rey, you have been missed for so long, and I hope that you kick Kane's morbid ass on Sunday.
That wraps this up for another edition of the "Hollywood Line."
For thos who were wondering what has happened in the previous weeks, the Hollywood Line is not, I repeat not, out of business yet! I will be on hiatus for a while until I catch up on the latest happenings in the WWE!
After last Monday's RAW, the brand needs a new GM to keep it together after the chaos and anarchy and destruction in the past 2 weeks.
"The Hollywood Line" is back for an all-new blog that must be read and most likely heard.
Last week, Shane McMahon asked all of Raw's employees to stick together after Mr. McMahon's accident. Didn't happen. JBL's stupid "Martial Law" got John Cena kicked out of the building for no means whatsoever, but Cena came back anyway and got Cryme Tyme to help take out the trash.
Last Monday, Stephanie McMahon implored them to stick together as well. Not after Kane became irate and attacked the bellman, Michael "Mr. CBS" Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler.
It must stop and the Board of Directors must get a GM quick before it becomes a huge problem.
Last night, WWE Hall of Famer Teddy Atlas sold out all of our great fans that stuck with him throughout his career.
Until next time, Matthew Hollie here, pointing out that it shouldn't be that hard to find help.
You know folks, as good as Monday Night's Raw show was, Sunday's Night of Champions PPV was just a balanced show that had good reation and negative ones as well. And this week's "Hollywood Line" will be just as good this week with vicious ranting and raving.
I didn't like the controversial ending to the World Heavyweight Title match with nepotism involved. With Vickie Guerrero in charge of SmackDown, she will always have Edge to keep defending his title, with Hawkins, Ryder, Bam Neely, and Mr. Chili (Chavo Guerrero) behind him every step of the way.
Little do they know, there is a new thorn on thier side, the WWE Champion, Triple H.
As far as this is concerned, it is "Game On" very soon.
Speaking of it, congrats to none other than C.M. Punk for taking the "Big Gold Belt" off of that "Rated R ****" and defending it against Mr. Just a Born Loser.
Also, I like to take an opportunity to wish Melina and Mr. McMahon quick recoveries and we all here at the Hollywood Line should see 'em on TV real soon.
Until next week, This is Matthew Hollie, saying goodbye for now.
For those who are wondering what the "Hollywood Line" was, let me explain what it originally was.
In early 2004, I once worked on a column for an idea for a newspaper in high school. Pertaining to the fact it was all about wrestling, I simply dubbed it "The Hollywood Line." After further review and two written columns, it was simply shut down pemanently.
However, it will be again unleashed as a blog on a regular basis, so if you read the most hardest hitting blog in the nation,. good for you, and if you haven't, why you son of a...
First off, I liked the WWE Draft last monday, because not only it changed the landscape, it changed announce teams for the first time. I have read in Jim Ross's blog (/www.jrsbarbq.com), I have read that the good ol' Okie is not particularly happy about being drafted last Monday, but I hope he returns to his old job on Monday Nighty Raw in the near future. I, of course, was thinking, Smackdown should get Todd Grisham, because he's was the Worst Televison Announcer in 2004 and 2006, and Raw should get Mike Adamle, because he's God-Awful!
Notetheless, congrats to those who was drafted to new surrondings, and best of luck in the future.
Until next time, This is Matthew Hollie, Uncut, Uncensored, Unafraid, and Unapologetic.