For those who read the hiatus message I have posted, I am officially back typin' the most insane blog ever written. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time once again for the "Hollywood Line."

For those who watch John "Mr. Shame-an of Sexy" Morrison and Mike "the Mizzark" Mizanin talk trash on "The Dirt Sheet," well then you're a bunch of ****es for believing their fake stories about celebrity stardom. Notin' Personal, I tell it like it is.

I can't wait for the 3 Championship Scrambles at Unforgiven this Sunday, and I hope that Mr. CBS, Good ol' J.R., and Todd "The Fog" Grisham will hope to put on a match worth listening.

Speaking of listening, I heard that Vickie Guerrero is listening to the dead right about now, now that the "Big Evil" has returned for her very own soul. If you ask me, she probably might want to come down to Arlington anytime soon, then check herself to Bellvue.

Welcome Back, Rey-Rey, you have been missed for so long, and I hope that you kick Kane's morbid ass on Sunday.

That wraps this up for another edition of the "Hollywood Line."

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