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    Cyber Sunday opinion

    Monday, October 27, 2008, 08:36 AM EST [General]

    I'm going to do this in order here.

    U.S. Championship - R-Truth getting the votes wasn't surprising, neither was the end result. I used the time this match was on the computer to make snacks and do the last minute bathroom run.

    Kane vs. Rey Mysterio - I can't be the only one who thinks this is one of the dumbest, and most boring feuds going on right now. I'm grateful that the voting didn't end up being 2 or of 3 falls. Not sure I could have stayed awake that long.

    Matt Hardy vs Evan Bourne - Not the match I thought it would be, and despite word from people who were there saying Evan got a good reaction from the crowd, it sure sounded like he was getting boo'd a lot for a guy who was voted in. Plus, I love how Matt said on his myspace that he wanted Evan, but had to say he wanted Henry on wwe.com. Can you tell which one people listened to?

    John Morrison & The Miz vs Cryme Tyme - Was it just me or did the audience all go to the bathroom during this one? This is the other boring feud that's going on. I could care less who can out smacktalk the other. This is one case of where going by the vote, if that's what really happened, was the worst thing wwe could have done. This was bathroom break #1 during the show.

    Santino Marella vs. Honky Tonk Man - We knew who was winning the vote, who was winning the match, and how it was going to be won, so that's not a surprise. I have to say I'm still liking Santino because he always makes me laugh, and of course I laughed even harder thinking Shaq was going to end up in the ring. Thanks for the laugh break wwe!

    Big Show vs The Undertaker - You can tell which one Vickie thought was going to win. LOL Anyway, loved the extra 5 seconds Taker got there, but I'm glad he won. I can't stand Big Show and don't think he should be anywhere near that high up on the card. I do love how all Vickie has to do is say "Excuse me!" and the crowd is on her.

    Mickie winning the costume contest - Notice the lack of results being shown? Sorry, the true vote would have had McCool or Maria winning since they did the skanky army brat and the bunny, but something tells me that their numbers are why the voting results weren't shown. Mickie didn't deserve it last year, and she doesn't deserve it this year. In no one's world does the covered up indian princess beat a Vegas Show Girl, and no way is a chunky Lara Croft going to beat a skanky Army Brat and a fuzzed out, we knew it was going to happen, bunny. Oh well, guess that had to do something to remind people that she was even still around. Turn heel Mickie, people might actually care then.

    Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy - What's it going to take to make the WWE realize that the fans want Jeff to have that belt? And going by the fact that the guy only got 5% of the vote, when will they realize that no one wants Koslov even in the title picture? This one ended like everyone knew it would; Jeff getting screwed over again.

    Chris Jericho vs. Batista - I can't even begin to say how happy I am that Jerky doesn't have the title anymore. Put it on anyone but him and Orton, please! At this point, I said to hell with the bathroom breaks and went to wash my dishes. I watched the last 5 minutes of it because I couldn't force myself to sit through a Jerky match. The guy used to be good, before they turned him into a drone sounding snooze fest.

    Overall, I'm glad I didn't pay for this show. I would have been upset about wasting the money.  I miss the days when WWE knew how to put on a ppv.

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    Great American Bash? You mean Great American Bore

    Monday, July 21, 2008, 09:34 AM EST [General]

    Quick run through on one of the worst PPV's in a long time.

     

    Match #1: WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal Four Way
    Hawkins & Ryder - The only team the fans give less of a **** about then Miz and Morrison.

    Match #2: WWE United States Championship
    Every match Shelton Benjamin has I spend all of it waiting to see what mistake he's going to make.  It came when he was laying in the wrong position for the moonsault.

    Match #3: ECW Championship Match
    I knew Colin Delany was going heel as soon as he got up on the ring apron.  No one cares but maybe now they'll let Tommy do what Tommy does best.

    Match #4: Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho
    It's a shame that the only way anyone cares about Jericho anymore is when he "hurts" Shawn Micheals.  WWE, please save us... from Jericho.

    Match #5: WWE Divas Championship Match
    Barbie has a new accessory.  Good thing she probably helped design it.  Way for WWE to show people that the new title doesn't deserve any credibility right from the start.

    Match #6: World Heavyweight Championship Match
    I was looking forward to this one.  Shame they had Kane run in and ruin it.

    Match #7: New York City Parking Lot Brawl
    I fell asleep during this one.  Some kind of commentary would have been nice to keep the interest.  Between that and no crowd reaction until they got into the arena proved that something wasn't right.  Yep, they taped that part ahead of time.

    Match #8: WWE Championship Match
    Thank you for not having Vickie help Edge win this match.  I'm tired of seeing that idiot with a belt.

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