Short and Snappy tales of Greatness

By Katie Lea

Okay so first things first....  How about that JBL impression on Monday night courtesy of the artist formerly known as Charlie Haas...  Now everyone knows how I feel about JBL (yes, I luuurve him...) but respect to Charlie for having the balls and to be honest...  It was reasonably accurate and somewhat amusing.  Nonetheless I was saddened that JBL refrained from unleashing that pure unadulterated hatred that shone so clearly out of his cold, blue eyes...  To see ‘CHL' reduced to a little pile of misery right there in the middle of the ring for all to gawk at...  Now that would have been real funny.  And speaking of the infamous Mamajuana (see mamajuanaextreme.com!)-  of course, I did insist on receiving my free sample and let me just say...  Actually, no, I can't really talk about it here.  PG and all that...

Moving swiftly on...  I thoroughly enjoyed Mr. William Regal beating the living dawg **** out of that little twerp Jamie Noble.  Haha laughed Hook, hihi laughed Smee! Now that's what I call a show!  Being one of the most intelligent people I know, if there is one thing I can't stand it is stupidity....  And let's face it, going in against Mr. Regal one more time was probably the most stupidest thing (and yes, I know that's grammatically wrong, I have an education..!) anybody ever could have done...  And for what?  To impress an unimpressable (yup, I know...) silly wee lassie.   To be fair, Layla is a hottie; I mean none of us in our right minds would kick her off the side of our bed....  But of course trying to woo her was always going to be a futile endeavor on Jamie's behalf.  Needless to say the better man won and luckily Layla, being a sharp little thing, walked out with not only the better man but her integrity intact and her morals firmly in the grey area where they belong.  Although for a second I was a little concerned when I saw her glance back at Jamie with perhaps a twinge of regret...  Layla, I will tell you once and never again:  regret and compassion fall in the same category as relationships:  they're for losers!!  Such as, for example... Jamie Noble!  Not to mention the fact that he's a midget.  But then again, you are a midget too, so I guess that makes you soul mates or something.  My most handsomest brother (yes, there we go again...) pointed out to me that Jamie is ugly as sin...  Well, of course I disagree.  Jamie is just ugly.  Sin on the other hand is beautiful...

Well, I gotta be off.  My Army of Boys won't gather itself. 

Sayonara bastiches!

Katie Lea (beautiful as sin, infamous like Mamajuana...).