Short and Snappy tales of Greatness

By Katie Lea

Sooo  who'd have thunk it...  Mike Adamle as the new General Manager of RAW..? I have to admit, despite my near uncanny ability to put 4 and 3 together (why should it always be 2 and 2?  Let some other numbers have a chance!), which usually allows me to perfectly predict the most complex of situations...  Certainly not me!  

Still, I absolutely must pat myself on the back and point out how clever I it was of me to make that statement even before the big announcement was made.  What cunning, what inherent foresight!!  Not only that, but beating up Mickie James (again!) was a lot of fun (again!) and doing it right there in front of her Daddy...  Nice touch.  -No, scrap that, actually the words ‘sheer genius' describe the situ better, if I may say so myself (and I may- as this is my blog!  Hooray!!)...

And for all the haters out there... in the light of everything Mike Adamle might not be such a bad choice.  He already made some pretty decent decisions on last week's Monday Night RAW, and this was only his first day in power..! That aside- for me personally, I realize I should be able to use this new state of affairs to nothing but my advantage.  Why?  Well, let's just say I have always found him somewhat susceptible to my charms...  Watch this space.

Btw, yes, I am acutely aware of the fact that I haven't been on here for a little while and I know whilst some of you are scratching your head or just quietly wondering where I've been all this time, others of you are devastated, crying yourself to sleep at night; bravely clinging to the hope and dream that I reappear and fill your mindless minds and empty lives with more of my eloquent, sophisticated and highly enlightening thoughts...   Well luckily for all of you I'm back and truth is: I've just been busy.  Things to do, sins to commit, boys to chase...  And no, the real reason is not that I am hanging my head in shame because I have yet to make good on my promise that I will be the next WWE women's champion.  As you all know (well you might not but let's just assume for now) Rome wasn't built in a day and I am still on schedule to deliver.  To quote one of my unsung heroes:  ‘My hat is still in the ring and I'm determined to win!'

So yeah, watch out Mickie...  Shmickie...!  I think I have made it abundantly clear by now that it is in your best interest not to underestimate me.  Sincerely, I really do hope you're Daddy enjoyed the show...  Any questions!? 

Patience is one of the seven deadly virtues.  Don't believe the lies.  Good things will never come to you, so you'd better just take them- or some body else will.

Live evil.  Always and forever.

Katie Lea.