What up, all my WWE Universe cohorts?

One of my college professors once told me that if you're ever going to write something, it shouldn't matter if only one person is going to read it - write it like a thousand will. I always keep that in mind while I'm writing blogs... just b/c you never know who will come across it.  I like to keep things... "general," if you will, so that the masses will understand it.

Anyway, like the title reads... I fully intend on this being the SECOND most random blog that I've ever written!! The honor, if that's what you want to call it, of being the FIRST belongs to that mindless jibber jabber I once wrote on MySpace... I believe it had to deal with why I go by Kat [at least on the Internet] and not Katherine. I added that Scotty rhymes with Hot Body. And Zack rhymes with attack... but Batherine is not a word, and I feel like this orange every time someone rhymes things with their name... scream out "Anna Banana" and a little part of me dies on the inside... *tragic*

Anyway! Out with the old, in with the new...

For the record - I don't care if you hate what I'm about to write. It's basically word vomit anyway.

I hope everyone had a GREAT Halloween! I posted some pictures of my outrageously awesome homemade costume.  I was Colt Cabana.  For those of you who don't know,  he's the mother effing bomb sauce dot come - cheers, Boom Boom![I had to end it that way, I felt like I was giving some sort of toast or best man/maid of honor speech?!]

It's NOVEMBER 4th... I hope that all of you out there in the WWE Universe who are eligible to vote in the United States go out there and VOTE! It's your civic duty! Every vote counts! Don't believe me? Watch "Swing Vote" and tell me its not true. Movies don't lie...! Especially ones with Kevin Costner. I actually didn't watch that whole movie, it was playing on a plane on my way back from Las Vegas to D.C and I was taking the red eye flight and fell asleep... so let me know if that reference doesn't work, hahaha! Seriously though... I don't care what your party affiliation is, go out and vote!

This is kind of old, considering it happened last week but... who isn't surprised that team Priceless lost their titles?  Two weeks before on RAW they only appeared outside the ring during a Lumberjack Match and then the week after that they're schduled to wrestle Cryme Time and they come out and just go berserk on them... and then the next week they lose to Punk & Kingston.  I totally saw it coming. I know it probably will have some sort of way of playing out with a story line and such, but whatever.  I mean, I'm a total Cody Rhodes lover - anyone who knows me can vouch for that - but there's something about CM Punk when he has a belt around his waist... it just seems right to me.  Oh, and strange observation... is it just me or is Cody growing out his chest hair? I don't know why I noticed [okay I do...] but anyway... no one has to answer that.

What did everyone think of the 800th Episode Celebration of RAW??!! Yeah, yeah, we all know it was actually episode 806 but lets not get too technical here.  My favorite part HAD to be the dance party. Goldust put everyone to shame with his sweet, sweet moves.  I got really excited to see that Dusty was out there also! I know that the WWE Universe all wanted to see Howard Finkel in there and we voiced that to him through the LiveBlog that was taking place! If you haven't watched Raw while being signed into the LiveBlog I highly suggest you try it out. Tonight was my first time and I'm totally going back for more! Shout out to Corey, Lennie & The Fink for hosting an amazing night.

I want to talk about some of Raw, not all of it... but probably most... so aaareee youuu readdyyy?

I love the Hardy Boys. Their in ring chemistry is spectacular, something I truly miss.  They were such a great tag team and they were so successful as partners!

Was tonight Eve & Lena's in ring debuts? And give it up for Mae Young - what a champ! Good thing she wasn't on the receiving end of a Glam Slam!

It was a bad night to be Ted DiBiase Jr.  First everyone thinks you win the shot at the IC title and then you're duped by William Regal [though, totally not Regal's doing]... and then you get punted by Orton and are taken away on a stretcher! Dang. Money couldn't buy him his way out of those situations. BTW- I still totally think that DiBiase Jr. should bring back the Million Dollar Belt. I don't know how many times I've said that, and I don't care!

Adamle resigning? Didn't really see that one coming... but I totally knew something had to happen where Orton didn't leave.  He really went tattoo crazy while he was out w/ injuries, didn't he?  Reminded me a little of Punk's sleeves - only Punk's are really colorful and fun... and I like his. Oops. ANYWAY, who do you think will be the new GM of Raw? Stephanie McMahon has something up her sleeve... you can tell by that mischevious look in her McMahonified eyes.

DX laid out the funny, as always.  It was a long segment before their match but I thoroughly enjoyed it.  I think I've watched almost every DX video on YouTube and I laugh every time...  and seriously, JoMo & The Miz... YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE CHAPS!

I won't even talk about the controversial steel cage match.

I think that's all the wrestling I'm gonna get into, I've had a ongoing list of funny things I've been hearing over the past week and I wanted to write them down... I'll explain them as I go along...

#5]  "Do those come in sizes?"
        "Ugh, Okay."
        "Is that an answer? Is there a small, medium, large?"
        "$1.89 second window thank you."

Me and my BFF were at a drive through McDonald's and she wanted to order a McFlurry... the lady who was taking our order didn't really feel like taking time with us, hahaha... Maybe you had to be there. It was one of those moments, I guess.

#4] "Daddy, did you throw up in my milk?"

My brother has been sick and has no sense of smell, so when his son asked for a glass of milk he couldn't smell that it was a little bit spoiled and poured a glass.  It was only 2 days past the "Sell By" date so he thought he was in the clear.  No, no... my nephew was about to take a sip when he caught a whiff and said this classic line that will forever make me laugh.

#3] "I have a big german shepard..."

My friend, Kevin, was getting hit on by this 70 year old lady at a Halloween party.  Like this woman was literally 70, she had a walker and all.  This lady was trying to list things that would impress him and made a BIG stress on the fact that she had a big german shepard and gave a whole wink & nod - does this mean something? Is this like sexual innuendo that I'm not understanding? Next time you're trying to pick up a girl or a guy, use this... let me know how it goes for you.  Unfortunately for this woman, it didn't work on my friend... he opted to go home with me ;)........ and watch Ghost Hunters and eat cookies - the way REAL adults in their mid-20's spend their nights.

#2] "I just don't think I can fit it all in there.  I mean, really... it's just too much."
       "That's what she said."

I think that one is really self explanatory.

#1] "Women! Two t!ts, a hole and a heartbeat... That's all they need. That's all they got. That's all I want."

Please YouTube "PWG Wrestlers Opinion on Women." If you're a girl [or guy!] and you don't like women getting ragged on - this maaaay not be the video for you.  It opens with Colt Cabana saying these lines.  The whole 9+ minutes are quote worthy to me, but I just find that kind of humor to be hilarious.

Alright, that's all from me for now.

Be well, amigos!

Aloha! [not aloha hello, but aloha goodbye!]