This is another repost from my myspace: www.myspace.com/officialjohnmorrison. There are a ton of suggestions for cool names left as comments to this blog on my myspace page- Can you think of anything?
New York
Yo sup- I
spent the day in New York today visiting my sister and some old
friends. I was once again reminded why I think New York is a great
place to visit (culture and the people) but a terrible place to live
(traffic and the people).
I always get annoyed when people
deface things, why paint **** on billboards, or write your name on the
walls of the subway? However, I feel like there are two exceptions to
this; I love artistic graffiti, and clever vandalism. Clever vandalism?
Yeah! While I was in NYC I noticed that somebody put up a bunch of word
balloons like the ones they have in comic books, on several of the new
posters and advertisements.
Two funny ones I saw were; one,
on a poster for Tori Spelling's new reality show about being pregnant
some one put a word balloon on her belly. Tori Spelling's unborn baby
says, "Abort me!" Another one I saw was on a poster for the new
X-Files movie. David Duchovny says, "My career has gone nowhere." Ha ha
ha… it's true. My friends told me that the bubbles started appearing on
New York subway advertisements years ago. Hmmm… well it's new to me.
Now
I know this is different than posting empty word balloons on subway
cars, but… If anyone out there is witty enough to guess what I might be
thinking, post it as a reply to this blog. If you're line is good I'll
say it on TV, or the Dirt Sheet. Thinking of different nicknames for me
to call to myself is a good place to start… I am the Shaman of Sexy…
The Tuesday Night Delight… The Guru of Greatness… The New Face of
Extreme… etc… but why not the Redeemer of Rochester, the Minister of
Majesty, or the Sage of Slow Mo? You know?
The best suggestions will be said on the Dirt Sheet! Oh,
and this week's dirt sheet is up. This week our show was a victim of
WWE's new TV PG rating policy. I don't know why it applies to the
internet, but it indubitably does. Some stuff that got cut was Dr.
Morrison's Nintendo Wii breast exam, a suggestion that a young lady at
the conference might be hungry for some peanut butter and Johnny, and
other witty pearls of wisdom.
Despite losing peanut butter and Johnny this weeks dirt sheet still kicks ass. Check it out: http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/dirtsheet/2008/july22-28/7730160
And
don't forget to reply to this blog with your thoughts about what I,
John Morrison would call myself, or just happen to say at anytime.
Yo sup- I just found out about the WWE fan nation page and decided to repost my two most recent blogs from my myspace page. www.myspace.com/officialjohnmorrison
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Yo
sup everyone, this week's Dirt Sheet is about Batman, and since I've
been thinking about the upcoming election lately, this blog is some
unorganized thoughts about Batman and Barack O'bama.
Batman
would be a good candidate; he knows who he is and where he stands on
the important issues; especially crime. Batman isn't competing in a
popularity contest. Sometimes you gotta make unpopular decisions.
What
first convinced me that Barack O'bama should be the next president of
the United States was reading his book, Dreams of My Father- Finally an
honest book by a future president! Instead of fabricating make believe
hometowns like Crawford Texas it was nice to read something real. His
life is amazing, and it's awesome that he isn't afraid to share his
story. Barack O'bama is emphatically himself; something that the United
States hasn't had in a leader in a very long time.
Just like Gotham City needed a symbol of justice, and power to restore hope. Right now the US needs Barack.
Barack
is the leader who will unite the country instead of pushing a
republican or democratic agenda. We need a leader who can communicate
to the people of this nation, and to the global community. When I
listen to Barack I hear a real person, not a polished actor trying to
convince the public that he is the person they should vote for. I see a
person that a nation can be proud to call their leader.
The
United States is the greatest country in the world… with the worst
President. Bush is the kid in high school who ditched class to hang out
lighting farts by himself behind the football field… If your gonna
ditch class, at least do something cool… Right? Bush isn't cool enough
to be the Joker; he's more like the Riddler. The Jim Carrey Riddler
from Batman Forever. Whether Batman's up against the Penguin (Cheney),
the Riddler (Bush), or Harvey Dent (McCain) he always finds a way to
keep the streets Gotham City sexy… Or at least that's what I would do
if I were Batman; or the president of the United States for that matter.
So…
this blog started as a way to introduce this week's dirt sheet and sort
of spiraled out of control into a short rant about politics and
nonsense. Now just to tie it all together… hmmm
What do John
Morrison, Bruce Wayne, and Barack O'bama have in common? We all want
peace on Earth, to save the environment, and for you to watch this
week's episode of the Dirt Sheet. This week we bring you the trailer
for John Morrison and the Miz's version of Batman, the movie that if
ever made would revitalize your attitude, restore your faith in
humanity; and convince you that John Morrison's sideburns are far more
powerful that Chuck Norris's beard!
Fired up and ready to go?
Click the link, or cut and paste it into your browser to see this
week's episode of the 1 rated show on WWE.com… THE DIRT SHEET
