Yo sup- I just found out about the WWE fan nation page and decided to repost my two most recent blogs from my myspace page. www.myspace.com/officialjohnmorrison
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sup everyone, this week's Dirt Sheet is about Batman, and since I've
been thinking about the upcoming election lately, this blog is some
unorganized thoughts about Batman and Barack O'bama.
Batman
would be a good candidate; he knows who he is and where he stands on
the important issues; especially crime. Batman isn't competing in a
popularity contest. Sometimes you gotta make unpopular decisions.
What
first convinced me that Barack O'bama should be the next president of
the United States was reading his book, Dreams of My Father- Finally an
honest book by a future president! Instead of fabricating make believe
hometowns like Crawford Texas it was nice to read something real. His
life is amazing, and it's awesome that he isn't afraid to share his
story. Barack O'bama is emphatically himself; something that the United
States hasn't had in a leader in a very long time.
Just like Gotham City needed a symbol of justice, and power to restore hope. Right now the US needs Barack.
Barack
is the leader who will unite the country instead of pushing a
republican or democratic agenda. We need a leader who can communicate
to the people of this nation, and to the global community. When I
listen to Barack I hear a real person, not a polished actor trying to
convince the public that he is the person they should vote for. I see a
person that a nation can be proud to call their leader.
The
United States is the greatest country in the world… with the worst
President. Bush is the kid in high school who ditched class to hang out
lighting farts by himself behind the football field… If your gonna
ditch class, at least do something cool… Right? Bush isn't cool enough
to be the Joker; he's more like the Riddler. The Jim Carrey Riddler
from Batman Forever. Whether Batman's up against the Penguin (Cheney),
the Riddler (Bush), or Harvey Dent (McCain) he always finds a way to
keep the streets Gotham City sexy… Or at least that's what I would do
if I were Batman; or the president of the United States for that matter.
So…
this blog started as a way to introduce this week's dirt sheet and sort
of spiraled out of control into a short rant about politics and
nonsense. Now just to tie it all together… hmmm
What do John
Morrison, Bruce Wayne, and Barack O'bama have in common? We all want
peace on Earth, to save the environment, and for you to watch this
week's episode of the Dirt Sheet. This week we bring you the trailer
for John Morrison and the Miz's version of Batman, the movie that if
ever made would revitalize your attitude, restore your faith in
humanity; and convince you that John Morrison's sideburns are far more
powerful that Chuck Norris's beard!
Fired up and ready to go?
Click the link, or cut and paste it into your browser to see this
week's episode of the 1 rated show on WWE.com… THE DIRT SHEET
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/dirtsheet/2008/july15-21/7673998


Hey John! Great to see you here on WWE Fan Nation! I read this blog on your myspace! You are so funny and sweet! Great episode of the Dirt Sheet too!
Mrs. Morrison-XOXO Rachel (Mrs.Morrison) {MOFO}
10:38 PM EST