I thought I would take a moment to retort JBL's blog from earlier this week.

1.) JBL criticized my haircut and claimed his hair is always perfect.

Actually John, your hair has been a bit out of place every time you take World Champion, CM Punk's Go To Sleep to the chin...which seems to be every time you step in the ring with him. Due to the unique nature of the Scramble Match this Sunday at Unforgiven, I predict you will feel the GTS at least three times...nighty night.

2.) JBL claimed I am cheap.

Guilty but we can't all marry money. JBL being married to Meredith Whitney is the tenth wonder of the World. Of course, the eight was WWE Hall of Famer, Andre The Giant and the ninth is another WWE marriage which involves an overachiever which I dare not mention lest I want to be wished the best in my future endeavors before my contract expires in two years and three months.

3.) JBL claimed I am a fan of his new, soon to be released energy drink.

True. I am happy to share with the world that I happily consume this product almost daily and NEVER workout without taking.

In all seriousness, JBL should be praised for balancing his three careers; WWE Main Eventer, FOX News contributior and CEO of Layfield Energy...only in America.