When I had not much chemistry on eHarmony and because I have no credit card, I gave up trying that dating site.

Therefore, having me hooking up with a WWE Diva will be 100% doubtful.  Mostly because they are pre-occupied with their careers and some already have a special guy in their life at this moment.

I know there are fans that hold up signs that say MARRY ME or LOVE ME, but they have to understand that the fans are unknown to the performers most of the time and it's like they'll only see them once or twice in their lifetime.

Some of the reasons why I can never score a diva also include that I have no car, live outside the United States and there's too much differences in interests.  It's like she's DC Comics and I'm Marvel.

I know Katie Lea Burchill would be nice to be with, but she's from across the pond.  Can't go for Maria since she's taken already.  No way Kelly Kelly will go for me, since I'm a complete blank to her Blank name.  Beth Phoenix has a guy in her life, but at least I got to see her before her career was going in her direction.

Well my fans of WWE, if anyone actually is reading this, I'm sure I should not lose patience as I know me and my family is working on the problem.  I'm sure all those guys and ladies out there that are lonely are now thinking of the same.  But you have to think of the positives of being alone as you'd have more freedom and that's a good thing if you look at the logic.

And remember that WWE will always let you take pictures of the performers for personal reference and to have uploaded at WWE Universe.  I'm sure they'll be happy with a simple "thanks" and "good luck".  Enjoy the shows when you attend and watch WWE for your health!

I wanted to make some funny sayings on special "talkbacks" on WWE Chairman Vince K. McMahon, Jr.  So here is a list that is going to either kick himself or have a little humor in it.  So here are some quotes I am going to post:

- "You can't fire me Vince, because you never hired me in the first place!"

- "If you fire your entire WWE roster, who's going to be the new undisputed champion?  YOU?!"

- "You're lucky that you ride in a limo.  I have to have family members as my designated drivers, and I'm not a drinker either."

- "You can ban me from the arena, but you'll never fire me since I'm not under contract with your league."

- "At least you only get to see me in Canada, because I've got no passport and can't leave the country.....unless it's Mexico."

- "So where do you buy your suits?  The Goodwill perhaps?"

- "You don't pay these wrestlers enough....which makes you a miser."

- "If you want a new girlfriend, you should go to west Africa."

- "Hey, you may run WWE, but you are NOT a monopoly!"

Hope you fans had a fun time with these humored "funny attack" quotes.

I know how much things have cost lately, including WWE tickets for an event.  But I do have a few tips that everyone should try experimenting....even if you have to make certain sacrifices.

• If you live near a store/mall, just simply take a walk to the store and use reusable bags.  They are easy to carry as long as you buy enough that you can carry without making the cargo too heavy when walking back.
• There are a lot of people that live alone.  But what if they have financial problems?  If a loner wishes to have a roommate, then they can make some extra cash each month just to live in the house and helping out paying the utilities and gas/oil.  It's always good to become a landlord.
• Smokers and drinkers need to give up their habits and stop buying cigarettes and alcohol.  They are a dangerous mix and those people should resist buying those items.
• During nice weather, instead of cooking on a stove, cook some food on a barbecue, as it runs on propane and can save you money on the gas and utility bills.  I recommend big, ballpark style/all beef hot dogs and big hot dog rolls from Wonder bread.
• Don't worry about relationships, or asking for a date with someone you're in love with.  Sometimes it's best to do without....or you can do "dutch treat".  If you get rejected, remember that you're saving money that was originally going to be used on your date.
• Those that have a car, drive it only when it's necessary.  Probably the best time to use it is when travelling to rural lands.  If it's urban, just take a walk, ride a bike or take public transit.  Or better yet, get a designated driver and just sit back and relax as a passenger to relieve the stress.
• Use transit tickets and save money on a 10-pack.
• Eat out less often and use what you have in the fridge to avoid food being spoiled.
• Refrain from buying stuff that you do not really need unless that product is on special and it's non-perishable.

June 15, 2009 was a big announcement from Vince McMahon as he opted to sell Monday Night RAW to billionaire and rival Donald J. Trump.

For the RAW on June 22, 2009 in Green Bay, WI, the entire program will go uninterrupted, as the show will have no commercials what so ever since Trump can do whatever he wants and he'll pay the bills himself for that RAW episode only.

For those that remember Trump for WWE purposes, he beated McMahon at WrestleMania 23 and made his head go from a gray haired man to a bald headed man for a few months.

Trump hopes to announce more surprises what he's at the RAW event in Green Bay on June 22, so keep your fingers crossed and see what he'll do next and what GM he will hire.

Note that there could be a RAW in Toronto on September 14, 2009, so he could be at the event, since Toronto has a Trump Tower Toronto located in downtown Toronto and could be near completion as its scheduled for a 2010 opening at 311 Bay Street.

Remember that RAW could come back to Vince again and get his monopoly back somewhere down the road.

Well first off, RAW now has no GM, which means the McMahons and Triple H are running the show on this 3-hour card that starts at 8pm EDT on June 15, 2009.

As you know Vickie Guererro opted to step down as GM not because of the fans mocking her, but to spend more time with her children, since she doesn't seen them as often.  Vickie was Eddie's wife before Eddie died in November 2005.

We have a World title match, ECW title match and the WWE title match where it's Randy Orton taking on Triple H, which could be no holds barred, or they could purposely make the match a no contest on June 15 and keep the title vacant until the Great American Bash where they could face each other in a Hell In A Cell match.

As for CM Punk, he might turn on the fans if he defends against Jeff Hardy that evening.  The ECW title will be Tommy Dreamer against Jack Swagger and it all takes place in Charlotte, NC.

Other big announcements could be in store for the upcoming Great American Bash and maybe into the Night of Champions and Summer Slam.

WWE doesn't return to Canada until early August and in mid-September, when Breaking Point (formerly Unforgiven) takes place in Montreal on September 13, 2009.  Toronto will probably get the green light for a RAW show the next night where Smackdown & ECW head for Hamilton.  They also go to Ottawa on the eve of Breaking Point.

Let's hope the superstars of WWE all have their passports ready in August, because as of now, you need to have a passort when crossing the Canada/US border by any method of transportation or on foot.  However, if crossing the border by land or sea, either a passport or a special enhanced driver's license or some legal documents is acceptable, as long as you have it ready when approaching the customs booth to avoid any unnecessary delays.

We'll see what happens for June 15.  I could've been the interm GM for RAW, but I have no passport, so I am not welcome.....unless I buy a hard-to-get or hard-to-afford ticket to one of the events in the Toronto area.

Could someone find an agent that needs a client for me to hire?!