I wanted to make some funny sayings on special "talkbacks" on WWE Chairman Vince K. McMahon, Jr. So here is a list that is going to either kick himself or have a little humor in it. So here are some quotes I am going to post:
- "You can't fire me Vince, because you never hired me in the first place!"
- "If you fire your entire WWE roster, who's going to be the new undisputed champion? YOU?!"
- "You're lucky that you ride in a limo. I have to have family members as my designated drivers, and I'm not a drinker either."
- "You can ban me from the arena, but you'll never fire me since I'm not under contract with your league."
- "At least you only get to see me in Canada, because I've got no passport and can't leave the country.....unless it's Mexico."
- "So where do you buy your suits? The Goodwill perhaps?"
- "You don't pay these wrestlers enough....which makes you a miser."
- "If you want a new girlfriend, you should go to west Africa."
- "Hey, you may run WWE, but you are NOT a monopoly!"
Hope you fans had a fun time with these humored "funny attack" quotes.
I know how much things have cost lately, including WWE tickets for an event. But I do have a few tips that everyone should try experimenting....even if you have to make certain sacrifices.
If you live near a store/mall, just simply take a walk to the store and use reusable bags. They are easy to carry as long as you buy enough that you can carry without making the cargo too heavy when walking back.
There are a lot of people that live alone. But what if they have financial problems? If a loner wishes to have a roommate, then they can make some extra cash each month just to live in the house and helping out paying the utilities and gas/oil. It's always good to become a landlord.
Smokers and drinkers need to give up their habits and stop buying cigarettes and alcohol. They are a dangerous mix and those people should resist buying those items.
During nice weather, instead of cooking on a stove, cook some food on a barbecue, as it runs on propane and can save you money on the gas and utility bills. I recommend big, ballpark style/all beef hot dogs and big hot dog rolls from Wonder bread.
Don't worry about relationships, or asking for a date with someone you're in love with. Sometimes it's best to do without....or you can do "dutch treat". If you get rejected, remember that you're saving money that was originally going to be used on your date.
Those that have a car, drive it only when it's necessary. Probably the best time to use it is when travelling to rural lands. If it's urban, just take a walk, ride a bike or take public transit. Or better yet, get a designated driver and just sit back and relax as a passenger to relieve the stress.
Use transit tickets and save money on a 10-pack.
Eat out less often and use what you have in the fridge to avoid food being spoiled.
Refrain from buying stuff that you do not really need unless that product is on special and it's non-perishable.
With a scheduling conflict on May 25, 2009 with the NBA West Conference Final playoff game and WWE RAW, one could ask the question "Why don't you come to my backyard or town and do the show there?"
It would be a funny question with fans holding up signs (even in Denver, CO) with a message reading "WWE IS INVITED TO MY HOUSE" showing sympathies as to the travel they made...and it's also Memorial Day in the US that time as well.
Perhaps WWE should try Mile High Stadium where they could get over 50,000 fans attending and it would be a rare outdoor event.
Who knows what could happen if the NBA uses the 1-2-2-1-1 format to avoid the conflict like the NHL has been using in those rarities.
But rest assured, something will be settled. If not, then get the ring set up in my backyard for free....and some autographs as well. :)
This is my own chat window and I can moderate it when necessary, but I won't need to unless someone famous wishes to chat via telephone or webcam, then I'll moderate it to fans can submit questions, maybe someone from WWE would like to take the time to chat on a date and time.
Cythia Johnson passed away on May 8, 2009 from cancer. She was 60 years old. She wrestled under the name Princess Jasmine and did spend time in WWE and the WCW, NWA and AWA circuits in her career.
