I wanted to make some funny sayings on special "talkbacks" on WWE Chairman Vince K. McMahon, Jr.  So here is a list that is going to either kick himself or have a little humor in it.  So here are some quotes I am going to post:

- "You can't fire me Vince, because you never hired me in the first place!"

- "If you fire your entire WWE roster, who's going to be the new undisputed champion?  YOU?!"

- "You're lucky that you ride in a limo.  I have to have family members as my designated drivers, and I'm not a drinker either."

- "You can ban me from the arena, but you'll never fire me since I'm not under contract with your league."

- "At least you only get to see me in Canada, because I've got no passport and can't leave the country.....unless it's Mexico."

- "So where do you buy your suits?  The Goodwill perhaps?"

- "You don't pay these wrestlers enough....which makes you a miser."

- "If you want a new girlfriend, you should go to west Africa."

- "Hey, you may run WWE, but you are NOT a monopoly!"

Hope you fans had a fun time with these humored "funny attack" quotes.