Great American Bash, now this is my kind of pay-per-view. After all, this is the PPV that I first won the WWE Championship from my old nemesis, Eddie Guerrero.

I am looking forward to once again showing that JBL is still the greatest.

A couple of weeks ago in Spain I almost wasn’t. I had been to Morocco for the day with my wife, who was named NYC’s 38th most powerful woman by the way, and I had bought a sword. I asked the man if I could carry it back to Spain, and of course he told me no problem. 

Now you have to understand that I bought this sword in the middle of the Medina of Tangier, where just outside was a snake charmer. I don’t think he cared if I made it back or not. Needless to say, I didn’t. Knives are illegal in Spain, swords are WAY over the