Great American Bash, now this is my kind of pay-per-view. After all, this is the PPV that I first won the WWE Championship from my old nemesis, Eddie Guerrero.

I am looking forward to once again showing that JBL is still the greatest.

A couple of weeks ago in Spain I almost wasn’t. I had been to Morocco for the day with my wife, who was named NYC’s 38th most powerful woman by the way, and I had bought a sword. I asked the man if I could carry it back to Spain, and of course he told me no problem. 

Now you have to understand that I bought this sword in the middle of the Medina of Tangier, where just outside was a snake charmer. I don’t think he cared if I made it back or not. Needless to say, I didn’t. Knives are illegal in Spain, swords are WAY over the line.

I got stopped by police in customs in Spain with the sword and taken into custody, while my wife watched -- just terrific. I was there for an hour and getting a report that would have put me on a watch list forever. They were basically equating what I did to sneaking reprocessed uranium into the EU. Fortunately, an officer came in that recognized me and they let me go, they even let me take my sword with me.

The Mamajuana I had with me was no problem. However, we are working on clearance for the EU. You can buy it at www.mamajuanaextreme.com -- the best place to buy sex in a bottle, and it’s all natural.

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I was supposed to be running with the bulls this week in Pamplona, but the “Elf” had a death in the family and couldn’t make it, so we had to postpone it until next year. I am bummed. I was looking forward to being in Pamplona this weekend. Mike Corcell, my good friend, was going to film it-please don’t ask why he wasn’t going to be running.

Mike refers to me as “Tank” from Old School, not sure why he does that, there is no resemblance. Mike and I are now working out the next leg of the world tour when the “Elf” can make it. Mike is one of those famous big money, uber-smart hedge fund guys out of London. He uses small words around me, thankfully. 

Not much of an update lately, I have been travelling extensively but am now home for a while.

By the way, notice our politicians have a single-digit approval rating? Even that seems too high. Check me out on Fox Business nightly with Neil Cavuto at 6 p.m. ET.

Editor's Note: This is the first blog post by John "Bradshaw" Layfield on WWE Fan Nation. You can see his previous entries on his blog archive page on WWE.com.