Before we begin, I just got Smackdown vs RAW 2010 earlier today, so I can't wait to play this bad boy after ECW tonight, and try to recreate last night's oh so epic Monday Night Raw, which Rob and I are going to talk about right now. Hit it, Rob!
"At the start of last night's Raw, guest host Snoop Dogg came out in his Pink Cadillac along with new RAW divas, Eve and the Bella Twins, warming up the WWE Universe in Jacksonville, Florida, which was the hometown of RAW diva, Kelly Kelly. Degeneration X followed, and they were trying to evaluate team Smackdown. I Liked what advice Triple H had for Eric Escobar. If he's going to sleep his way to the top, do it with someone who weighs less than him. After all, that is what Triple H is doing, but enough said about that.
"Anyway, they brought out team Raw and it was appearing that there was a little friction between the team. HBK and the Game had a feeling that they knew that dissention within the ranks was going to happen, so they set up a 5 on 5 Tag Team match against the men they beat to be on team Raw.
It was:
Big Show
Cody Rhodes
Jack Swagger
Kofi Kingston
Mark Henry
----VS----
Chavo Guerrero
MVP
Evan Bourne
Chris Masters
Primo
"But in the end, it was Jack Swagger who got the pinfall for team Raw as he overcame the internal strife. However, the friction continued as team Raw was continuing to go at It.
"This match, I really could have done without as WWE Champion, Randy Orton did battle against Legacy member Ted Dibiase. Before the match got started, back in the locker room, Orton told Dibiase that if he fights back in any way, shape, or form, he will regret it for the rest of his life. I don't why he was doing this, but Dibiase was allowing Orton to have his way with him. The look on Dibiase's face told the WWE Universe that he was much more than just a henchman for Orton, and that someday he will be WWE Champion, but in the end, Orton nailed Dibiase with the RKO to get the win.
"Orton's challenger this Sunday has a lot on is mind, and I'm making reference to John Cena, in what could be his last match on Raw, as he took on the Game, Triple H. This is the 4th one on one match between these 2. Micheal Cole said that this would be a Wrestlemania main event. As a matter of fact, it was Wrestlemania 22 in which Cena beat Triple H to win his first WWE Championship.
"This match was main event material throughout the duration. With his Raw career being on the line this Sunday, Cena didn't want to disappoint the WWE Universe and believe me, he didn't. The crowd in Jacksonville, FLA was really into this match, but In the end, one man had to come out on top, and that was Triple H, when he nailed Cena with the Pedigree. After the match, Triple H extended his hand, showing respect to John Cena. If you ask me, I think that Triple H doesn't want Cena to leave Raw at all.
"Last Friday night, the Miz was comparing John Morrison to Marty Jannetty, and that didn't sit right with Snoop Dogg, so he made him face Jannetty last night. It's been a while since we have seen him in the WWE, and even though Jannetty lost the match to the Miz, he has proven that he has shown no sign of ring rust at all.
"Jillian was not happy about being the shortest reigning Divas Champion in WWE history when she lost to Melina last week, thanks in part to the Divas trade by last week's RAW GM, Access Hollywood's Nancy O' Dell.
"Jillian had Chavo Guerrero in her corner who interfered in the match after he saw Hornswoggle A.K.A Snoopswoggle emerging from under the ring. This allowed Melina to refocus on her match and come out on top. Now it's time for Melina to focus on this Sunday when she along with hometown girl, Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim representing team Raw takes on Michelle McCool, the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix and Natalya in a 6 Diva Tag Team match.
"Shawn Micheals was supposed to meet Chris Jericho, but this match ended in a no-contest when Chris Jericho came out with his team, one member at a time, but team Raw came out to even things up, and before you knew it, all 14 men were in the ring giving each other an evil staredown.
"But Vickie Guerrero came out with her annoying as hell catchphrase, 'Excuse me!!', saying that she was ordering team Smackdown to leave, but Triple H told them to leave as well, and that they were already in trouble, because they don't work for Vickie Guerrero, and the 2 teams engaged in an all out brawl as Raw went off the air."
Well, what an episode that was, and I thought we were gonna get through a week in WWE without Vickie Guerrero's annoying catchphrase, but whatcha gonna do? Next week, 2 of my favorite racers from NASCAR, my 2nd favorite sport next to basketball, Kyle Busch and Joey Logano are going to be hosting RAW! Have a turnbuckle tomorrow, boys and girls!:D

