The Entire Loaf.
Hello fellow Jildo fans, apologies for the long, LONG break between updates, but I'm thought I would come back and bring to you the very first addition of "THE ENTIRE LOAF" Catchy name, right?
So after what transpired on RAW this last Monday, I knew what my first topic in The Entire Loaf would be. For you see, our blonde bombshell jobbed to Mickie James..... AGAIN!
Are you tired of it people? Sure Mickie's the Women's Champion and all, but let our girl win at least once, PLEASE! She deserves so much more then it being given to her. She's one of the most over characters on WWE TV, yet she isn't going anywhere. She should have been Champ by now, and I'm not talking about that chumpionship of a Diva's title held currently held by the "accomplished" and "talented" Michelle McCool. I'm talking the REAL gold, not silver and purple sparkly ****, and Jillian needs it around her waist to match her upcoming gold records, dammit!
On a positive note, Jillian FINALLY got a new entrance video. WOOT! Still waiting to see a music video for Sliced Bread. Let me set the scene for what I envision:
We open in the back room of a bakery. It's the early morining, and the male bakers go about their work at a slow and monotonous pace. Peering through the window, out heroine, who after a great night of partying with her girls, Victoria and Layla (there is a reason for this lol) decide to spice up their boring jobs and bursts through the door, flour being shifted from the floor with a thunderous whooshing noice! A silouette of the steamy songstress is shown, as the flour settles. Jillian enters and looks around........ and then...... "You know you want mayeeeeeee!" Jillian busts out those pipes as she wanders the bakery. She licks her finger and touches a loaf of white bread as steam rise from where she touched, being that she is the hottest thing since said food. The song continues, and flour falls from the ceiling like glitter at some hotspot and disco lights flash every as Jillian continues to her siren song atop a giant Lazy Susan, Victoria is doing the worm and the running man, while Layla dances up the storm, and the bakers a busting a move, entranced by such a phenomonal voice as Jillian's! And........... scene.
Whew. Ok, I have way to much time on my hands, but that should totally happen. And with Jillian on Fan Nation now, she can read this and make it happen.
Anyway, tell your friends about us PLEASE! Leave a comment, tell us what you love about Jillian, what you want to see her character to evolve into, and that you want to see Jillian win the gold, hell win a match because she deserves it.
I leave you with this quote:
'Don't be a player hater, 'cause you know I'm gonna replace ya.' - Jillian Hall
Peace.
Jillian on PPV Sunday!

This Sunday at Backlash, Jillian will team with Melina, Victoria, Layla, and Natalya Neidhart on the team captained by "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix to take on the team lead by the new WWE Women's Champion Mickie James, and her partners Maria, Michelle McCool, Cherry, Kelly Kelly, and Ashole Massaro in a huge interpromotinal 12-Diva Tag Team Match.
I just hope this much delivers and that Jillian isn't the one that has to take the fall to someone liek Ashley or Maria. It's unlikely, but don't put it put it past WWE to bury poor Jillian to make those two travesties look good in ring (even though it CLEARLY isn't working). My prediction: The Glamazon and her team come up trumps. What are your predictions for this match? Feel free to post a comment on what you hope to go down on PPV Sunday.
Also, feel free to add some blogs! Nothing inappropriate or n00bish. That crap will be DELETED. I'd also like to let everyone know that I've made my frind Jordan a moderator and we may have some forums up and running soon. Thanks for volunteering Jordan. Once the group gets a little bigger, I will be calling on some more volunteers to step up to the plate as moderators.
That being said: ADVERTISE US PLEASE!!! We want to be the biggest group on this Fan Nation. We're already the hottest since sliced bread, now let's be as big as Jillian's knockers! LMAO! Take care
Welcome!
Welcome to the Hottest Group Since Sliced Bread, a fan page for the awesome talent that is Jillian Hall!
This girl can cut promos, wrestle, carry the worthless Divas to decent matches, is funny, and above all, sings much better than Lilian Garcia. She also deserves a Women's Title shot very soon. She is the total package, and when you weigh all these things together against some of the current Divas, she is head and shoulders above.
So, if you agree with all these things, come and join our group and show your support for Jillian! I will looking for moderators soon to run the forums if we can get those up and running. Thanks to Mandy aswell for the display animation. Classic moment =] So, yeah, enjoy!



