Hello fellow Jildo fans, apologies for the long, LONG break between updates, but I'm thought I would come back and bring to you the very first addition of "THE ENTIRE LOAF" Catchy name, right?

So after what transpired on RAW this last Monday, I knew what my first topic in The Entire Loaf would be. For you see, our blonde bombshell jobbed to Mickie James..... AGAIN!

Are you tired of it people? Sure Mickie's the Women's Champion and all, but let our girl win at least once, PLEASE! She deserves so much more then it being given to her. She's one of the most over characters on WWE TV, yet she isn't going anywhere. She should have been Champ by now, and I'm not talking about that chumpionship of a Diva's title held currently held by the "accomplished" and "talented" Michelle McCool. I'm talking the REAL gold, not silver and purple sparkly ****, and Jillian needs it around her waist to match her upcoming gold records, dammit!

On a positive note, Jillian FINALLY got a new entrance video. WOOT! Still waiting to see a music video for Sliced Bread. Let me set the scene for what I envision:

We open in the back room of a bakery.  It's the early morining, and the male bakers go about their work at a slow and monotonous pace. Peering through the window, out heroine, who after a great night of partying with her girls, Victoria and Layla (there is a reason for this lol) decide to spice up their boring jobs and bursts through the door, flour being shifted from the floor with a thunderous whooshing noice! A silouette of the steamy songstress is shown, as the flour settles. Jillian enters and looks around........  and then...... "You know you want mayeeeeeee!" Jillian busts out those pipes as she wanders the bakery. She licks her finger and touches a loaf of white bread as steam rise from where she touched, being that she is the hottest thing since said food. The song continues, and flour falls from the ceiling like glitter at some hotspot and disco lights flash every as Jillian continues to her siren song atop a giant Lazy Susan, Victoria is doing the worm and the running man, while Layla dances up the storm, and the bakers a busting a move, entranced by such a phenomonal voice as Jillian's! And........... scene.

Whew. Ok, I have way to much time on my hands, but that should totally happen. And with Jillian on Fan Nation now, she can read this and make it happen.

Anyway, tell your friends about us PLEASE! Leave a comment, tell us what you love about Jillian, what you want to see her character to evolve into, and that you want to see Jillian win the gold, hell win a match because she deserves it.

I leave you with this quote:

'Don't be a player hater, 'cause you know I'm gonna replace ya.' - Jillian Hall

Peace.