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    ECW ROUGH CUT 9/30/08

    Sunday, October 5, 2008, 11:13 AM EST [ECW]

    This week's ECW begins with Tiffany and Teddy Long in the ring. Tiffany introduces Teddy and then Introduces Matt Hardy. Then after Matt comes out she introduces Mark Henry and Tony Atlas. Matt goes to shake Mark's hand but there is no recepication from Henry. Teddy wanted to give both men an oppurunity to speak to each other before No Mercy. Mark went 1st "Matt,you have a bad week ahead of you. You have the Triple Threat match Friday night then you have me on Sunday" "You could embrass yourself and ECW" Matt's response was this "I'll represent ECW proudly" Mark then interupts and says "I'll right all the wrongs this Sunday. Then a little flair up happens between Champion and Challenger and then Miz and Morrison come out. "Action Teddy, you want action" They talked about last week and how they gave The match of the Year taking each other on. Then they wanted Evan Bourne and Ricky Ortiz as they shouted out "Nerds,Nerds,Nerds" Teddy said "Slow Your Roll" He made a 6 man main event tag match with Hardy,Bourne,and Ortiz vs. Henry,Miz.and Morrison.

    Jack "all american american"Swagger vs. Lenny Lane: 1st off does anyone remember Lenny Lane? Does WCW ring any bells.... Not much to this match Swagger was dominate through the whole thing hitting the gut-wrench power bomb and Swagger remains undefeated in ECW. But Swagger decides to hit a swinning neck breaker on Lane and Tommy Dreamer would come out for the save and Swagger takes the exit stage left and gets out of Dodge.

    Tommy Dreamer vs. Mike Knox: Now remember last week when I was talking about good Ol' J.R. being a great comentator and really bringing Mike Knox to life for me. Well, I was correct in my assumption it was J.R  doing one great job of really getting Knox over because this week Knox was just the same old plain Mike Knox he has always been. They lock up and Tommy is really taking Knox to task this week working on the legs and arms of Knox. But Tommy goes to the 2nd turnbuckle and gets a clothesline on the way down from Knox which is what really turned the tide for Knox. Knox then suplex's Tommy with a chin lock to follow but then Tommy out of no where with the bulldog but Tommy only gets a 2 count. Tommy goes for the big knee Knox moves,Knox hits the spining DDT and picks up the win (Let's just let Tommy out of his contract this is not how you treat a ECW Legend) But then Jack Swagger comes back out hits the gut wrench suplex on Dreamer and leaves Tommy looking up at the lights once again.

    Henry,Miz and Morrison vs. Matt Hardy,Evan Bourne and Ricky ortiz: Did I hear Matt Striker correctly he did not call Mark Henry "The Enforcer" you better back off of that one there is only one "Enforcer" in this buisness and his name is Arn Anderson. Bourne and Miz start off and the Miz seems confident this week. Evan was nothing but spectacular in this one great baseball slide right into the Miz's face. Morrison fially gets a tag and takes control of Bourne. Then Miz and Morrison takes the double team on Bourne as Miz trips Boune from the outside. But Evan gets a long awited tag to Matt Hardy who hits a double clothesline on Miz and Morrison. Then Mark Henry comes in and Matt wants a piece of Henry. Matt goes back to work on The Miz left arm. Then Matt tags Ortiz and he continues working on the left arm. Then Evan hits a snapmare and a kick to the back of Morrison. Mark then for the 1st time this entire match up gets tagged in. And Henry just breaks Ortiz down to nothing. Miz gets a quick tag from Henry Ortiz wastes no time in clotheslineing The Miz. Then finally it comes down to Evan Bourne and Mark Henry who obivsouly knew when to make a good tag. Evan tries to stay away from the big man but Henry hits the World's biggest slams and wins it!!!

    My prediction for this one is a long shot but here it is. Matt Hardy will win by a clean and clear 1-2-3 pin on Mark Henry.

    Until next week you've been CUT!!!!!

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    RAW UNCOOKED AND UNSENSORED 9/29/08

    Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:37 PM EST [Raw]

    This weeks Raw was being ran from a bunch of Degenerates,but we will get back to that later.

    Batista vs. Santino Marella: 1st off i have to say the 1st thing i thought was this isn't looking good for Santino. But Santino comes out with the Manamial already in the ring. He asks for the Honk-a-meter to be put up Honky Donkey Man 64 weeks Santino 6 weeks. So Santino only has 58 weeks left but can he do it? Then he has more visual aid for the Mananmial via the Brain Barometer. So we learn that Santino has 10 trillion brain cells Batista on the other hand only has 12 lol. I believe by the time Santino's done with him it may be like 6. But the match starts and it last like 60 seconds spinebuster then a Batista bomb and the Mananimal gets the win. Poor Santino. But from behind JBL hits Batista with a clothesline from Hell and leaves Batista lying on the mat. JBL just made a huge statement and JBL is the kind of star that can back it up.

    HBK and Todd Grisham in the back talking about who HBK's mystery partner is going to be. HBK talks about training Lance Cade 10 years ago and what happend last week won't happen again. "Jericho you have 6 more days to walk around the WWE as Champion" Todd then asks about who his partner will be in his tag match. HBK list "How about me an American hero" no,no, how about me and a Texas rattlesnake, or how about me and the best there is,the best there was,and the best there ever will be. I pushed that last one a little didn't I, actually I would like a partner who actually likes me"  At this point i was hoping for a little reunion.

    JTG vs. The Miz: Why is it that week after week the WWE creative team seems to have Cryme Tyme on the losing end. If that's the case just disband them now and let's focus on just Rhodes and Dibiase like you have been doing anyway. JTG started off with some basic moves but then Miz would comeabck with a couple of wicked leg drops. JTG does this nice leapfrog leg drop on the Miz that was sweet. But Morrison seems to want to get involved but Shad comes over rips his legs from underneath him but by then JTG had already been distracted and The Miz hits the reality check and The Dirt Sheet wins another one.

    Jamie Noble and Jillian. Jamie is looking for tag team partner Jamie asks "I need you to do me a favor" he asks in Jamie's little funny way then Jillian replies "If you think Layla didn't want to be seen with you why would someone who looks 10 times more prettier then her" Then Doulph Zegller comes up again and introduces himself but i think either Jamie or Jillian or rather impressed. Jamie would have a short reply for him "I heard you the 1st 2 times"

    Paul and Katie Lea Burchill vs. Jamie Noble and Mickie James: Yes it's my future girlfriend coming to help out Jamie in this mixed tag team match. But of course Regal and Layla come out to watch. I guess Paul is going by "The Ripper" now as a nickname (how about if he gets over 1st then give him a flashy nickname) Mickie as always looks great in the ring great couple of snapmares by Mickie to Katie Lea. Katie then puts Mickie in a back type chicken wing move but Mickie would get out of it with a neckbreaker. Jamie and Paul both gets the tag and Jamie is just on fire this week against the much bigger and taller Burchill. but Jamie once again with that awesome arm bar submission that I believe Paul sold way to quickly. and Jamie and Mickie pick up the win.

    Rhodes/DiBiase/Manu were in the basement looking for Kane. Cody would go on to tell Kane that "Your not the tag team kind of guy" Hey Rhodes you do reliaze he's a 7 time WWE tag team champion don't you? He would go onto try to rational with Kane that he himself is a 2nd generation superstar because of his Father Paul Barer. "We all didn't ask for this match Kane,we just want to be on the same page"Kane then angrly replied "I don't take orders from anyone,stay out of my way before i turn you all into 2nd generation carcases,now I have to go see Mike Adamle".

    Lance Cade would come out to address the crowd about HBK. "iI am the man that beat my mentor" "I've learned alot more from Jericho then I ever did in 10 years from HBK" Cade has some mic skills am impressed. he would close by saying that HBK was going to loose to Jericho at No Mercy.

    8 Man Tag Team Match: The team of CM Punk,Evan Bourne,Rey Mysterio,and Kofi Kingston I say put them together agian at Survivor Series as a team they were outstanding. Everyone was in this match at 1 time. The Cm Punk led team even had a series of sweet high flying tandum moves as Rey and Evan leaped on The world Tag champions and CM Punk and Kofi would dive onto the other 2 just a great series of well timed moves. Both teams needs to be applauded for this one. But Kane would get the win with the monster chokeslam on Kofi for the win.

    Mike Adamle in the ring and we found out what Kane wanted. Kane asked that at No Mercy if he beat Rey that Rey would have to unmask. Then Randy Orton came out and once again made a huge statement . He asks Adamle "Do you have your cell phone on you so you can call Shane" Randy is still upset about Adamle reversing the desicion to suspend CM Punk last week. "You need to stand up to Shane" "When am Champion again i'll be running things" Then JBL came out "Am having a bad week" "I will tell either HBK or Jericho I'll be Champion" He goes on to tell Randy that he is living in the past. Then JBL asks Adamle that once he becomes Champion that Randy Orton never recieve a title shot as long as he was WHC. Batista music hits the ring clears everyone except JBL who ends up getting speared from behind as Batista did the same thing that JBL did to him earlier in the night and boy the look on JBL face was priceless.

    Santino on his phone talking to Frank I don't think so lol. He wanted to go out to the ring with Beth for her tag team match but Beth wanted him to stay behind. "I don't need you screwing things up for me" Santino says "Your just jealous because you don't have Faboulas Moolah Meter" Beth does ask Santino who he was talking to but the look on her face tells me she knows it's no Frank.

    Kelly Kelly/Candice Michelle vs. Beth Pheonix/Jillian Hall: Candice looks ready for No Mercy this Sunday. Candice and Kelly Kelly seemed to hold their own aginast the Glamazon. Candice and Beth start as Candice works on the legs of Beth early on. Beth does hit  candice with 2 big knee to the back. Even Jillian looked good with the OK standing arm bow on Kelly Kelly. Beth would go onto hit a devasting face buster on Kelly Kelly to pick up the win. My early prediction is that Candice will walk away from No Mercy as Woman's Champion.

    Deuce vs The Great Charli LOL!!!  He even walked oit with runjin Singn, this gimmick with Charlie Hass gets better and better every week. The Great Charli goes for a head chop and it has no effect on Deuce what so ever. At one point Charlie losses the wig and goes ariel something Kahli would never do and The Great Charli wins with the flying clothesline that looked like a great finsher fior Charlie Hass once we get past the gimmick stage. But the Great Kahli would come out and i swear it looked like he was trying not to laugh or smile. The 2 Great ones stare each other down and Kahli hits Charlie with a thunderous chop to the head. I can't wait to see what happens with Hass next week. This is getting good.

    Jerichio and Cade in the ring ready for the main event tag team match up. Jericho says "I don't deal with luck" I am better than HBK is" Cade would go and get a ladder from underneath the ring and Jericho demonstarted to us on how this won't be a classic and that he will use the ladder to destory HBK. Jericho would even walk under the ladder and said "I don't need luck" Kid's Jericho has lost all reality. HBK music hits and as he got half way down the ramp he reliazed he didn't have his tag team partner. He goes back to get him and all of a sudden we hear "ARE YOU READY" Yes DX back for one night only. I get to write a Raw blog that involves DX. As they were walking to the ring I got chills up and down my spine. The 2 World Champions start off a little preview of this Friday night's triple threat Champion vs. Champion match. Cade would get a early tag and wants to show that he is up to the task of taking the WWE Champion on. HBK and Cade would then face each other and Jericho would distract HBK long enough for Cade to hit HBK with a big boot to the face. HBK makes a much needed tag to HHH,Jericho would also make a tag to Cade.HHH kick to the mid-section of Cade to try to set up the pedigree but Jericho from behind hits the Codebreaker on The Game. Which then a massive double team on HBK would get Cade and Jericho Disqualified. Jericho would go grab the ladder as Cade was holding HBK but HHH would go grab his sledge hammer and stop anything from hapening to HBK before Sunday WHC Ladder match. Then Jericho would run like a scolded dog and leave Cade to DX as HHH would pedigree him and HBK would take a leap off of the ladder on to Cade. DX looked great as always. My early prediction for HBK vs. Jericho is HBK walking away World Heavy weight Champion plain and simple.

    Untill next week if it's not cooked it Raw!!!!!!!!

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    YOU'VE BEEN SMACKED 9/26/08

    Monday, September 29, 2008, 11:31 PM EST [SmackDown]

    All I can say about the blue brand this week is tag team wrestling alive again? This week we started off with Vicky and Chavo and talking about the Undertaker chocking Chavo "HIs fingers were around my neck I couldn't breath, before i could pass out he let me go" "He wanted me to be a messenger that tonight he's coming for you" Vicky then asks Chavo to go get the Big Show then Jeff walks in wanting Vladmir Koslov for attacking Jeff last week. But Vicky already had him in a tag team match with HHH. Chavo then come back with Show and Vicky is looking a little more secure.

    HHH/ Jeff Hardy vs. MVP/ The Brian Kendrick: This is where the great night of tag team wrestling starts. MVP and Jeff started but there were alot of quick tags between both teams. Actually Jeff and HHH looked like they have been teaming forever. Big Zeke really got involved this week he really seemed to work alot on Jeff more. HHH performs a big clothesline on MVP and he just goes right over the ropes to the outside. MVP and Kendrick had the Game backed up in their corner for a little bit which Kendrick would attempt a pin and get a 2 count. Jeff goes to the top turnbuckle to help but it's Big Zeke interfering again and pushes Jeff crashes to the mat. Kendrick hit an amazing low dropkick on Jeff and only gets a 2 count. Jeff and Kendrick trading blow for blow then Hardy would hit the whisper in the wind. HHH pedigrees both MVP and Kendrick but after some chaos HHH once again Pedigrees MVP and picks up the win. And Jeff shows some friendship by giving HHH his WWE Title back to him and both men shake hands.

    The Gold Standard comes out and talks smack about R-Truth's past. saying that the Gold Standard is all attitude and his lifestyle. "There are some superstars here that live by my standards like R-Truth" He even called Truth a "Street Ugent" Finally R-Truth comes out and it seems this week the crowd got a liitle behind(unless they are pumping audio in) The 2 stand face to face and then out of the clear blue without even saying a word Shelton Benjamin just leaves.

    Brie/Maria vs. Victoria/Naytaly: Victoria was all over Maria and I have to say nice full nelson from Victoria you don't see a lot of that from the Diva's. Brie and Natyla get in and it looked like to me that Natalya was having her way with Brie for a while there. Brie then not once but twice slaps Natyla. Victoria shoves Brie to the outside and of course Brie goes underneath the ring again and comes out the other side. But the other Bella twin was in the ring a little more than usual this week but it's Brie or whoever and Maria picking up the win.

    Kahli vs. Koslov: Kid's i've been waiting for this one and we get it on free TV. Koslov starts with the go behind but Kahli just chops his way out of it. Kahli then kicks Koslov out of the ring. Then HHH come out and Koslov gets out of the ring. But then very slowly Koslove gets back in but then the numbers game starts to comsume the Game and it's Kahli and Koslov 2 on 1. But Jeff comes out and helps, then HHH gets to his sledge hammer and uses it on Kahli. Koslov and HHH stare each other down as Koslov says "NO" to HHH and walks away.

    Vicky,Chavo and Big Show in the GM Office. Show keeps teeling Chavo not to "Abonded your family" Big Show then shows the video again from Unforgiven then Show says to Chavo "Undertaker may get to you but he won't get to Vicky" "If he tries I will take him out of action" Show is talking Big talk but then Vicky puts Chavo in a match.

    Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Chavo:Chavo is way to comcerned about the Undertaker and Jimmy takes advantage of it and plows over Chavo. But Chavo makes a comeback both men go back and forth and get some close pin falls on the other. Chavo would hit the 3 amigo's which Jimmy would counter. But it's Chavo with the liger kick and picks up the win but the Undertaker would send Chavo a signal and Chavo is scarred.

    WWE Tag Team Championship match: Hawkins/Ryder vs. The Colon Brothers:    This match was as Taz would say was way off the hook. This match had all the signs of great tag team wrestling the way it use to be. Prinmo's flying head siccors was just sick and both teams seemed to really cut the ring in half. Carlito and primo seemed to use more ariel moves and grounded the champions. Ryder at one point almost had it won with a handful of tights but he only gets 2. Carlito would hit the Backstabber on Hawkins and the Colon Brothers are the new WWE tag team champions about time. Am looking for some good things from this Brother combination.

    Jesse and Festus came out with a moving truck and guess who was in the back. Dykstra and Bradrock from the last 2 weeks still tied up and ready to be shipped lol.

    Vicky,Chavo and The Big Show are in the ring. Vicky saying "I shouldn't have reinstated you" You didn't take anything  are you having 2nd thoughts". Show goes on to say that The Undertaker has been humbled. The bell tolls and the lights go off and Chavo is gone. The Undertaker and Chavo are on the HD Titantron and Taker is back chocking him again. The Big Show takes off for the back to help. The video distorts Vicky looks lost and as Taz is going to the ring to talk to Vicky the lights go out again and when they come back up The Undertaker is in the ring and he starts to choke Vicky and then surprisingly he picks her up and gives her a Tombstone piledriver. But has Taker really got his revenge on Vicky or not I guess we will have to find out this Sunday at No Mercy.

    Until next week you've just been CUT!!!!

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    ECW ROUGH CUT 9/23/08

    Sunday, September 28, 2008, 12:59 PM EST [ECW]

    This week good ol J.R. is pulling double duty as he is comentating ECW along side our teacher Matt Striker.

    Miz and Morrison walking to the ring with a purpose they both had alot to say about Teddy Long's New talent Inititative. Did I hear both of them say at one point to "Grow up" They were even making fun of Ricky Ortiz's "That nappy hair is disgusting he's like a poodle or something" The Miz and Morrison were right about one thing they both are top stars on ECW but then they added that they are not "Babysitters" and that this new superstar inititative is like "Roper Room" Finally Teedy comes out and sets them straight on a few things. But did I hear Teddy correct when he called The Miz a "pimp" lol. Teddy does say that his push is successful until Miz and Morrison bring up the name Brandon Walker, come on guys leave it alone,if you would have spent some more time with him I believe he would have worked out fine. The Miz and Morrison however do  want to fight Ricky Ortiz and Evan Bourne in a tag match but Teddy says that Evan is not there as Evan was on Raw Monday. So, Teddy makes the match The Miz vs. John Morrison and the winner get Ricky O right after that match. Miz and Morrison were ticked.

    Teddy and Ricky backstage Teddy telling Ricky that this is his biggest test to date but then Tiffany comes out and says "Ricky is definatelly up for the chalenge" Does Tiffany like the poddle, I mean Ricky....

    Finlay vs. Bam Nelly: Finlay unleashed a sharp clothesline on Bam!!! And have I mentioned that I love how Finlay uses that ring apron has a weapon so to speak It is so genius. Bam does make a comeback by kicking Finlay into the steel steps. Finlay even excuted a great swinging neck breaker on Bam. Bam like wise was very imperessive with the boston crab. But Hornswoggle tries to help and Bam pushes him out of the way as this is happening Finlay grabs the shelieliegh and whacks Bam over the head, the Ref never saw it and Finlay picks up the win this week.

    The Smackdown Diva's were on this broadcast that was a nice little surprise. it was a rematch from last weeks Smackdown Michelle McCool vs. Maryse: This one was pretty much the same as that match was. Maryse with the rolling camel clutch and Michelle with that outstanding low dropkick. But the out come was different it's Maryse with the snapmare like move off the top turnbuckle and Maryse gets the win over the Diva's Champion.

    Mark Henry comes out and tries to talk lol... Once agian he's crying about how Matt never pinned him for the ECW title. "He can't pin me,and he will never pin me" Well Mark we will see at No Mercy. Remember that Mark No Mercy.....

    Mike Knox vs. Chase Stevens: I am going to go way off base here with this one and not so much talk about the match itself because simply put Mike Knox wins this match with no problems. I am going to talk about good ol J.R. now if you listen to this match and all you future JR.'S should go back and listen to this match. Jim Ross really to me in that 5 minutes has really made me see Mike Knox in a different light. The bulid up he was giving Knox should show everyone that sometimes it's not the wrestlers putting the wrestlers over it's the announcers that bring that superstar to life. And that these announcers jobs are a lot harder than what we think. J.R. is the best this business has ever seen and he should be given credit for some of these Superstars geting over and making it in the big time. Without JR WWE would be full of jobers and jaboroni's.

    Oh, and I almost forgot The all america american Jack Swagger comes out as Stevens is still lying lifeless on the mat after the Knox beating . Swagger uses his powerbomb on Stevens then Tommy Dreamer comes out and Knox then gets back in and these 2 just destory Tommy. Stop making Tommy look so stupid please... It's insulting.

    Miz vs. Morrison: I have to say that I was impressed with this match. I thought that maybe they would just come out one would lay down and the other would win. No not the case as these 2 were well Phenomaneal. I think that both wanted to prove to the other they were the best.  Alot of near falls in this one. Morrison at one point was taking out the legs of the Miz . Miz would counter with a Huge running clothesline and gets a 2 count. Morrison would also try to use the ropes to get a pin but the Ref caught it before he got to 3. But it was a move off the top turnbuckle that both men took a major dive onto the floor and they both would be counted out. Oh look, no winner no second match!!!! But that didn't stop Ricky Ortiz from coming out and give Big O splashes to both Miz and Morrison,Kid's I can't wait till these 4 men to have one big match.

    Until next week you've been CUT!!!!!!!

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    RAW UNCOOKED AND UNSENSORED 9/22

    Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 12:57 PM EST [Raw]

    Chris Jericho starts us off this week with a ladder in the ring and the WHC hanging over the ladder. As Jericho is climbing the ladder the crowd is chanting HBK,HBK,HBK. Jericho goes on to say that "Leave it up to HBK again to try to rewrite history" "Just because HBK has something to say it's not true,but when I speak I tell the truth" Jericho goes on to say that he has won 3 Championships in ladder matches Jericho this week playing up his Heat with the fans big time. "HBK has really trapped himself in a corner this time" Then an unexpected Randy Orton comes out. Randy then says "If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be Champion" "But who ever wins the ladder match will be on borrowed time" Jericho tells Orton "You really talk a lot of trash you can't back up" Orton then says he has gone to Mike Adamle and asked for protection because he is a 3rd Generation superstar and deserves protection. "I am untouchable" So if anyone hits Randy Orton they will be immideatley suspended on the spot no questions asked. Jericho leaves the ring telling Orton "Good luck, get well soon". Then as Jericho leaves CM Punk comes out and Punk looks Pissed. Punk then gets in the ring and slaps Randy Twice. Adamle comes down all mad and very loud and suspensed Punk. But then we all get a surprise none of us saw coming a visit from Shane McMahon. "Surprised to see Mike" Shane then would over rule Adamle's Suspension. Then Shane gets in Randy's face and says "I expect more out of you"Shane then asks Randy to leave. Then Shane makes 2 matches Punk and Cody Rhodes for the opening match and the main event HBK and Batista vs. Jericho and JBL. Adamle did not looked pleased at all.

    CM Punk emotions were just over flowing and you could evidentally see that as this match went on. These 2 were even from the get go no one would let up. Punk had a series of elbow's that put Rhode's on his back side. Punk even from the floor as Cody was by the ropes kicked him right to the canavas. Punk tried for a early GTS but Cody escapes to the outside. Rhode's got a little momentum back was he started working on Punk's left leg. Punk  then reverses the leg hold but Rhode's would make it to the ropes and break the move. But then Punk hits 3 big slaps to Rhode's and finally applies the GTS and Punk picks up this much needed win and what a way to kick off Raw this week.

    Shane and Mike in the G.M. Office Mike saying how embrased he was that Shane had did that to him in front of everyone by reversing his decsion. Then Kane comes in and says "Thank you for serving me Evan bourne" And then we found out that at No Mercy it will be Kane vs. Rey Mysterio. Before Kane left he told Shane"Say hi to your mom for me"and just starts laughing as he's leaving. Mike asked what that was all about and Shane told him about Kane Piledriving his mom on the Raw stage and electroqueting his well if you remembered you all know. That was a great moment between Kane and Shane.

    Kelly Kelly in the back talking to the camera man and up walks Beth and Santino Kelly asking Beth "What's wrong with his face" As Santino had a face guard on this week after last week's run in with Batista. Santino got to love how he cuts up the american vocabulary "He's broka my facea" "He's the Mananaimal" And as Santino is making fun of him Batista comes right up from behind him. Beth then says to Batista"my boyfriend is going to break your face" And Santino walks out for his match telling Batista he will get him but not now.

    Santino vs. Deuce: Yes I said Deuce as i thought we were going to get a repackage of him. But back to Santino, he ask's for the Honky meter to be but back up and it's The Honkey Donkey Man 64 weeks Santino 5 Weeks. Duece then comes out and Santino say "Fonzy,your happy days are over" Deuce at the begining just slamed that nose and Santino was hurting. But it's Santino again this week with the surprise roll up pin after an attempt by Deuce to put him on the turnbuckle and Santino wins. Santino then would add "That's 1 victory for Glamerella tonigth,now I have to go get the contraception the woman orders me to get" Really who is wearing the pants in this relationship.lol

    Evan Bourne vs Kane: Evan did everything I thought he needed to do stop Kane. He was very offensive with the leaps,kicks,high impact moves. Kane then almost looks to kick Evan's head clean off him. Evan would come back with a moonsalt of the top turnbuckle onto Kane. Kane was even taunting Evan at one point but it's Kane's pure power and his chockslam that gets the win. But Rey would come out and would also get destoryed for his time.Kane even says to Rey "Your a coward Rey" Let's see who the coward will be at No Mercy.

    Jamie and Shane in the back Jamie asking for another shot at Regal and then Doulph Zegller comes up again and introduces himself. Then Randy Orton walks up to Shane and says to Randy "What you did out there was not cool" Randy then said "Shane,you and I are the most powerful 3rd generation superstars"But Shane corrects him by saying"For your edification am a 4th Generation superstar Randy" Hey do I smell something good here or is it just me.

    Beth vs Kelly Kelly: Ok I am going to give Kelly Kelly the award for most improved Diva ever!!! She has come along kid's she looked very very impressive against the Woman's Champion. Kelly Kelly agality was awesome that springing leap off the ropes into the armbar was just flawless. But it's Santino trying to help out Beth and Kelly Kelly get's her second win over the champion with the suprise roll up pin. But before Beth and Santino could have there Dr. Phil moment Batista came out and Beth once again showing no fear of Batista. Santino tries to take advantage of this but Batista just spears him for the trouble.

    Cryme Tyme vs. Miz/Morrison: Or should I say Word up vs The Dirt Sheet: JTG and Morrison start off. But it was Miz and Morrison really isolating JTG during a huge portion of this match up. Once again we see the great team work of Cryme Tyme as Big Shad catapaulted JTG over the ropes onto Miz/Morrison. Shad almost got the pin with a huge powerslam but somehow Miz & morrison kept stayling alive in this one. But when the Ref was not looking it was Morrison with the big kick to the head of Shad that allowed The Miz to pick up the win. So it's The Dirt Sheet 1 Word Up 0.

    Jericho in the back with Adamle trying to convince him what Shane had done earlier was wrong and underminded Adamle's authourity. "Shane is here to test you" "He doesen't want a yes man" Jericho then tries to get Mike to change the main event match.

    Charlie Hass this week was at Dave&Busters. He wanted to pay tribute to a real lengend Mr. Perfect. Now if you have not yet watched the DVD or even remember all the old vingettes from 1988. I know I do These were a series of videos introducing us to Mr.perfect. They had him playing golf,basketball,bowling,playing shoehorses,and it just goes on. So that's what Charlie did he played those games at Dave & Busters and well failed at them miserably. But the one Mr.Perfect video that I will always remember is the football throw that he threw and ran to the other end of the field and well caught his own throw. Charlie did that same throw and almost had it until he knocked down a sever with a tray full of food lol. But there was also the gum bit he did with the gum ending up in some poor ladies salad lol.. I love this gimmick with Charlie Hass I can't wait to see what is next.

    Jericho/Cade/JBL vs. HBK & Batista: Yes Jericho got Adamle to change this match to a handicap match. HBK and Cade start out it was the student against his former teacher. These 2 go back and forth trading punch for punch. Jericho then makes a tag and just unloads on HBK with punches and chops. But it's HBK coming back with Ric Flair like chops. But it's Jericho's insergri that takes HBK down again. Then JBL tags and I thougth maybe HBK would never get to make a tag to Batista. Great move by JBL with the leg and arm twist on HBK. These 3 just looked dominating with frequent tags and never leting up on HBK. JBL's big boot to HBK's face,then out of nowhere HBK hits a ddt on JBL. HBK fianlly makes the much needed tag to Batista. The Animal comes in and just starts pounding on Jericho . HBK gets a tag and hits the big elbow off the top turnbuckle. HBK is ready for the superkick but Jericho stops him. JBL and Batista get into with JBL throwing Batista over the top rope. Batista then spears JBL on the outside. In the ring Jericho bulldogs HBK and goes for the lionsalt and misses as HBK gets out of the way. Jericho then tags Cade and HBK just unloads on Cade. Jericho gets back in the ring and HBK tries to give him sweet chin music but Jericho moves and it's Cade with the bomerbomb like move and gets the win over his former mentor HBK.

    I have to say that Raw this week was much better!!! And I think we might have stumbbled upon something here with Shane McMahon..

    Until next week if it's not cooked it's RAW!!!!!!

    4.3 (3 Ratings)