Chris Jericho starts us off this week with a ladder in the ring and the WHC hanging over the ladder. As Jericho is climbing the ladder the crowd is chanting HBK,HBK,HBK. Jericho goes on to say that "Leave it up to HBK again to try to rewrite history" "Just because HBK has something to say it's not true,but when I speak I tell the truth" Jericho goes on to say that he has won 3 Championships in ladder matches Jericho this week playing up his Heat with the fans big time. "HBK has really trapped himself in a corner this time" Then an unexpected Randy Orton comes out. Randy then says "If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be Champion" "But who ever wins the ladder match will be on borrowed time" Jericho tells Orton "You really talk a lot of trash you can't back up" Orton then says he has gone to Mike Adamle and asked for protection because he is a 3rd Generation superstar and deserves protection. "I am untouchable" So if anyone hits Randy Orton they will be immideatley suspended on the spot no questions asked. Jericho leaves the ring telling Orton "Good luck, get well soon". Then as Jericho leaves CM Punk comes out and Punk looks Pissed. Punk then gets in the ring and slaps Randy Twice. Adamle comes down all mad and very loud and suspensed Punk. But then we all get a surprise none of us saw coming a visit from Shane McMahon. "Surprised to see Mike" Shane then would over rule Adamle's Suspension. Then Shane gets in Randy's face and says "I expect more out of you"Shane then asks Randy to leave. Then Shane makes 2 matches Punk and Cody Rhodes for the opening match and the main event HBK and Batista vs. Jericho and JBL. Adamle did not looked pleased at all.
CM Punk emotions were just over flowing and you could evidentally see that as this match went on. These 2 were even from the get go no one would let up. Punk had a series of elbow's that put Rhode's on his back side. Punk even from the floor as Cody was by the ropes kicked him right to the canavas. Punk tried for a early GTS but Cody escapes to the outside. Rhode's got a little momentum back was he started working on Punk's left leg. Punk then reverses the leg hold but Rhode's would make it to the ropes and break the move. But then Punk hits 3 big slaps to Rhode's and finally applies the GTS and Punk picks up this much needed win and what a way to kick off Raw this week.
Shane and Mike in the G.M. Office Mike saying how embrased he was that Shane had did that to him in front of everyone by reversing his decsion. Then Kane comes in and says "Thank you for serving me Evan bourne" And then we found out that at No Mercy it will be Kane vs. Rey Mysterio. Before Kane left he told Shane"Say hi to your mom for me"and just starts laughing as he's leaving. Mike asked what that was all about and Shane told him about Kane Piledriving his mom on the Raw stage and electroqueting his well if you remembered you all know. That was a great moment between Kane and Shane.
Kelly Kelly in the back talking to the camera man and up walks Beth and Santino Kelly asking Beth "What's wrong with his face" As Santino had a face guard on this week after last week's run in with Batista. Santino got to love how he cuts up the american vocabulary "He's broka my facea" "He's the Mananaimal" And as Santino is making fun of him Batista comes right up from behind him. Beth then says to Batista"my boyfriend is going to break your face" And Santino walks out for his match telling Batista he will get him but not now.
Santino vs. Deuce: Yes I said Deuce as i thought we were going to get a repackage of him. But back to Santino, he ask's for the Honky meter to be but back up and it's The Honkey Donkey Man 64 weeks Santino 5 Weeks. Duece then comes out and Santino say "Fonzy,your happy days are over" Deuce at the begining just slamed that nose and Santino was hurting. But it's Santino again this week with the surprise roll up pin after an attempt by Deuce to put him on the turnbuckle and Santino wins. Santino then would add "That's 1 victory for Glamerella tonigth,now I have to go get the contraception the woman orders me to get" Really who is wearing the pants in this relationship.lol
Evan Bourne vs Kane: Evan did everything I thought he needed to do stop Kane. He was very offensive with the leaps,kicks,high impact moves. Kane then almost looks to kick Evan's head clean off him. Evan would come back with a moonsalt of the top turnbuckle onto Kane. Kane was even taunting Evan at one point but it's Kane's pure power and his chockslam that gets the win. But Rey would come out and would also get destoryed for his time.Kane even says to Rey "Your a coward Rey" Let's see who the coward will be at No Mercy.
Jamie and Shane in the back Jamie asking for another shot at Regal and then Doulph Zegller comes up again and introduces himself. Then Randy Orton walks up to Shane and says to Randy "What you did out there was not cool" Randy then said "Shane,you and I are the most powerful 3rd generation superstars"But Shane corrects him by saying"For your edification am a 4th Generation superstar Randy" Hey do I smell something good here or is it just me.
Beth vs Kelly Kelly: Ok I am going to give Kelly Kelly the award for most improved Diva ever!!! She has come along kid's she looked very very impressive against the Woman's Champion. Kelly Kelly agality was awesome that springing leap off the ropes into the armbar was just flawless. But it's Santino trying to help out Beth and Kelly Kelly get's her second win over the champion with the suprise roll up pin. But before Beth and Santino could have there Dr. Phil moment Batista came out and Beth once again showing no fear of Batista. Santino tries to take advantage of this but Batista just spears him for the trouble.
Cryme Tyme vs. Miz/Morrison: Or should I say Word up vs The Dirt Sheet: JTG and Morrison start off. But it was Miz and Morrison really isolating JTG during a huge portion of this match up. Once again we see the great team work of Cryme Tyme as Big Shad catapaulted JTG over the ropes onto Miz/Morrison. Shad almost got the pin with a huge powerslam but somehow Miz & morrison kept stayling alive in this one. But when the Ref was not looking it was Morrison with the big kick to the head of Shad that allowed The Miz to pick up the win. So it's The Dirt Sheet 1 Word Up 0.
Jericho in the back with Adamle trying to convince him what Shane had done earlier was wrong and underminded Adamle's authourity. "Shane is here to test you" "He doesen't want a yes man" Jericho then tries to get Mike to change the main event match.
Charlie Hass this week was at Dave&Busters. He wanted to pay tribute to a real lengend Mr. Perfect. Now if you have not yet watched the DVD or even remember all the old vingettes from 1988. I know I do These were a series of videos introducing us to Mr.perfect. They had him playing golf,basketball,bowling,playing shoehorses,and it just goes on. So that's what Charlie did he played those games at Dave & Busters and well failed at them miserably. But the one Mr.Perfect video that I will always remember is the football throw that he threw and ran to the other end of the field and well caught his own throw. Charlie did that same throw and almost had it until he knocked down a sever with a tray full of food lol. But there was also the gum bit he did with the gum ending up in some poor ladies salad lol.. I love this gimmick with Charlie Hass I can't wait to see what is next.
Jericho/Cade/JBL vs. HBK & Batista: Yes Jericho got Adamle to change this match to a handicap match. HBK and Cade start out it was the student against his former teacher. These 2 go back and forth trading punch for punch. Jericho then makes a tag and just unloads on HBK with punches and chops. But it's HBK coming back with Ric Flair like chops. But it's Jericho's insergri that takes HBK down again. Then JBL tags and I thougth maybe HBK would never get to make a tag to Batista. Great move by JBL with the leg and arm twist on HBK. These 3 just looked dominating with frequent tags and never leting up on HBK. JBL's big boot to HBK's face,then out of nowhere HBK hits a ddt on JBL. HBK fianlly makes the much needed tag to Batista. The Animal comes in and just starts pounding on Jericho . HBK gets a tag and hits the big elbow off the top turnbuckle. HBK is ready for the superkick but Jericho stops him. JBL and Batista get into with JBL throwing Batista over the top rope. Batista then spears JBL on the outside. In the ring Jericho bulldogs HBK and goes for the lionsalt and misses as HBK gets out of the way. Jericho then tags Cade and HBK just unloads on Cade. Jericho gets back in the ring and HBK tries to give him sweet chin music but Jericho moves and it's Cade with the bomerbomb like move and gets the win over his former mentor HBK.
I have to say that Raw this week was much better!!! And I think we might have stumbbled upon something here with Shane McMahon..
Until next week if it's not cooked it's RAW!!!!!!