Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 12:37 PM EST
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Raw]
This weeks Raw was being ran from a bunch of Degenerates,but we will get back to that later.
Batista vs. Santino Marella: 1st off i have to say the 1st thing i thought was this isn't looking good for Santino. But Santino comes out with the Manamial already in the ring. He asks for the Honk-a-meter to be put up Honky Donkey Man 64 weeks Santino 6 weeks. So Santino only has 58 weeks left but can he do it? Then he has more visual aid for the Mananmial via the Brain Barometer. So we learn that Santino has 10 trillion brain cells Batista on the other hand only has 12 lol. I believe by the time Santino's done with him it may be like 6. But the match starts and it last like 60 seconds spinebuster then a Batista bomb and the Mananimal gets the win. Poor Santino. But from behind JBL hits Batista with a clothesline from Hell and leaves Batista lying on the mat. JBL just made a huge statement and JBL is the kind of star that can back it up.
HBK and Todd Grisham in the back talking about who HBK's mystery partner is going to be. HBK talks about training Lance Cade 10 years ago and what happend last week won't happen again. "Jericho you have 6 more days to walk around the WWE as Champion" Todd then asks about who his partner will be in his tag match. HBK list "How about me an American hero" no,no, how about me and a Texas rattlesnake, or how about me and the best there is,the best there was,and the best there ever will be. I pushed that last one a little didn't I, actually I would like a partner who actually likes me" At this point i was hoping for a little reunion.
JTG vs. The Miz: Why is it that week after week the WWE creative team seems to have Cryme Tyme on the losing end. If that's the case just disband them now and let's focus on just Rhodes and Dibiase like you have been doing anyway. JTG started off with some basic moves but then Miz would comeabck with a couple of wicked leg drops. JTG does this nice leapfrog leg drop on the Miz that was sweet. But Morrison seems to want to get involved but Shad comes over rips his legs from underneath him but by then JTG had already been distracted and The Miz hits the reality check and The Dirt Sheet wins another one.
Jamie Noble and Jillian. Jamie is looking for tag team partner Jamie asks "I need you to do me a favor" he asks in Jamie's little funny way then Jillian replies "If you think Layla didn't want to be seen with you why would someone who looks 10 times more prettier then her" Then Doulph Zegller comes up again and introduces himself but i think either Jamie or Jillian or rather impressed. Jamie would have a short reply for him "I heard you the 1st 2 times"
Paul and Katie Lea Burchill vs. Jamie Noble and Mickie James: Yes it's my future girlfriend coming to help out Jamie in this mixed tag team match. But of course Regal and Layla come out to watch. I guess Paul is going by "The Ripper" now as a nickname (how about if he gets over 1st then give him a flashy nickname) Mickie as always looks great in the ring great couple of snapmares by Mickie to Katie Lea. Katie then puts Mickie in a back type chicken wing move but Mickie would get out of it with a neckbreaker. Jamie and Paul both gets the tag and Jamie is just on fire this week against the much bigger and taller Burchill. but Jamie once again with that awesome arm bar submission that I believe Paul sold way to quickly. and Jamie and Mickie pick up the win.
Rhodes/DiBiase/Manu were in the basement looking for Kane. Cody would go on to tell Kane that "Your not the tag team kind of guy" Hey Rhodes you do reliaze he's a 7 time WWE tag team champion don't you? He would go onto try to rational with Kane that he himself is a 2nd generation superstar because of his Father Paul Barer. "We all didn't ask for this match Kane,we just want to be on the same page"Kane then angrly replied "I don't take orders from anyone,stay out of my way before i turn you all into 2nd generation carcases,now I have to go see Mike Adamle".
Lance Cade would come out to address the crowd about HBK. "iI am the man that beat my mentor" "I've learned alot more from Jericho then I ever did in 10 years from HBK" Cade has some mic skills am impressed. he would close by saying that HBK was going to loose to Jericho at No Mercy.
8 Man Tag Team Match: The team of CM Punk,Evan Bourne,Rey Mysterio,and Kofi Kingston I say put them together agian at Survivor Series as a team they were outstanding. Everyone was in this match at 1 time. The Cm Punk led team even had a series of sweet high flying tandum moves as Rey and Evan leaped on The world Tag champions and CM Punk and Kofi would dive onto the other 2 just a great series of well timed moves. Both teams needs to be applauded for this one. But Kane would get the win with the monster chokeslam on Kofi for the win.
Mike Adamle in the ring and we found out what Kane wanted. Kane asked that at No Mercy if he beat Rey that Rey would have to unmask. Then Randy Orton came out and once again made a huge statement . He asks Adamle "Do you have your cell phone on you so you can call Shane" Randy is still upset about Adamle reversing the desicion to suspend CM Punk last week. "You need to stand up to Shane" "When am Champion again i'll be running things" Then JBL came out "Am having a bad week" "I will tell either HBK or Jericho I'll be Champion" He goes on to tell Randy that he is living in the past. Then JBL asks Adamle that once he becomes Champion that Randy Orton never recieve a title shot as long as he was WHC. Batista music hits the ring clears everyone except JBL who ends up getting speared from behind as Batista did the same thing that JBL did to him earlier in the night and boy the look on JBL face was priceless.
Santino on his phone talking to Frank I don't think so lol. He wanted to go out to the ring with Beth for her tag team match but Beth wanted him to stay behind. "I don't need you screwing things up for me" Santino says "Your just jealous because you don't have Faboulas Moolah Meter" Beth does ask Santino who he was talking to but the look on her face tells me she knows it's no Frank.
Kelly Kelly/Candice Michelle vs. Beth Pheonix/Jillian Hall: Candice looks ready for No Mercy this Sunday. Candice and Kelly Kelly seemed to hold their own aginast the Glamazon. Candice and Beth start as Candice works on the legs of Beth early on. Beth does hit candice with 2 big knee to the back. Even Jillian looked good with the OK standing arm bow on Kelly Kelly. Beth would go onto hit a devasting face buster on Kelly Kelly to pick up the win. My early prediction is that Candice will walk away from No Mercy as Woman's Champion.
Deuce vs The Great Charli LOL!!! He even walked oit with runjin Singn, this gimmick with Charlie Hass gets better and better every week. The Great Charli goes for a head chop and it has no effect on Deuce what so ever. At one point Charlie losses the wig and goes ariel something Kahli would never do and The Great Charli wins with the flying clothesline that looked like a great finsher fior Charlie Hass once we get past the gimmick stage. But the Great Kahli would come out and i swear it looked like he was trying not to laugh or smile. The 2 Great ones stare each other down and Kahli hits Charlie with a thunderous chop to the head. I can't wait to see what happens with Hass next week. This is getting good.
Jerichio and Cade in the ring ready for the main event tag team match up. Jericho says "I don't deal with luck" I am better than HBK is" Cade would go and get a ladder from underneath the ring and Jericho demonstarted to us on how this won't be a classic and that he will use the ladder to destory HBK. Jericho would even walk under the ladder and said "I don't need luck" Kid's Jericho has lost all reality. HBK music hits and as he got half way down the ramp he reliazed he didn't have his tag team partner. He goes back to get him and all of a sudden we hear "ARE YOU READY" Yes DX back for one night only. I get to write a Raw blog that involves DX. As they were walking to the ring I got chills up and down my spine. The 2 World Champions start off a little preview of this Friday night's triple threat Champion vs. Champion match. Cade would get a early tag and wants to show that he is up to the task of taking the WWE Champion on. HBK and Cade would then face each other and Jericho would distract HBK long enough for Cade to hit HBK with a big boot to the face. HBK makes a much needed tag to HHH,Jericho would also make a tag to Cade.HHH kick to the mid-section of Cade to try to set up the pedigree but Jericho from behind hits the Codebreaker on The Game. Which then a massive double team on HBK would get Cade and Jericho Disqualified. Jericho would go grab the ladder as Cade was holding HBK but HHH would go grab his sledge hammer and stop anything from hapening to HBK before Sunday WHC Ladder match. Then Jericho would run like a scolded dog and leave Cade to DX as HHH would pedigree him and HBK would take a leap off of the ladder on to Cade. DX looked great as always. My early prediction for HBK vs. Jericho is HBK walking away World Heavy weight Champion plain and simple.
Untill next week if it's not cooked it Raw!!!!!!!!