What's up Universe...

Parker here and I am extatic to be writing to you.  This is my first non-WWE Blog.  I wanted to let the universe know that it is my time to return.  Like Batman to the silver screen, like Bret Favre back to the field and Edge back from hiatus, I am returning to what I love the most...teaching.

I am taking the PRAXIS 2 test tomorrow (1/10) and once passed, I will be a teacher again.  I am very anxious to take this test again.  I didn't pass it the last time by 1 point.  Can you believe that?  The funny thing is that professors and other administrators push something called differentiated instruction (which is teaching in a variety of methods to better suit the students learning style) and the test I have to take is 60 multiple choice questions.  Is that ironic? 

Before I became an unemployed teacher, I had the best teaching year in 2006-2007.  I was teaching Reading/Language Arts, Math and was in an inclusion classroom with History.  Did I mention I was a Special education teacher? 

I got many students to raise their reading levels 2 grades.  For example, one student was reading at a 4th grade reading level and I bumped them up to a 6th grade reading level (I taught 7th).  Unprecidented in my field.  I was at my peak and then the Ohio Department of Education and a miscommunicated requirement left me out of the past two school years.  Since then I got a secretarial position at a highly regarded hospital.  As much as I gained a lot of knowledge, this is not me. 

Wish me luck tomorrow WWE Universe for the return of

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