Dear WWE Universe,
Here is what I wish for in the new year for the WWE:
1. Evan Bourne- Intercontinental Champion
2. Hurricane Helms returns to being the superhero "The Hurricane"
3. Sim Snuka gets new ring attire (THANK YOU for finally bringing him in as a 2nd generation "entertainer")
4. Batista snaps and becomes a heel for not getting the respect he deserves.
5. #4 continuation, he beats the living (blank) out of John Cena the entire 2009.
6. Jeff Hardy remains champion for most of '09 and headlines Wrestlemania.
7. HHH turns heel just as Batista does.
8. Tag Teams finally emerge again with the addition of Christian and Tomko
9. Michelle McCool loses the Diva title and it dies out.
10. Charlie Hass gets pushed.
11. Jesse (of Jesse and Festus) becomes a manager for Festus only.
12. K-Kwik...err...R-Truth stops rapping and just becomes Ron "The Truth" Killings (maybe a different last name)
13. Hornswoggle goes back under the ring and stays.
14. Matt Hardy turns heel against Jeff because he is not the popular Hardy and fights his brother like Bret and Owen did.
15. Several wrestlers are released or retires by the end of 2009: Kane, Victoria, Shawn Michaels, maybe even The Undertaker
16: If 'Taker retires from the ring, maybe he becomes manager to an upcoming "phenom."
I'm just sayin'
Parker.
I have to disagree with alot of things. I 100% agree with Evan Bourne becoming IC Champion, Divas Championship dieing out and Batista becoming a heel. I can't see Hurricane Helms doing "The Hurricane" again. It was fun in the past and we all loved, but it won't work today. He also became Cruiserweight Champion for 15 months and a larger push since droping his "The Hurricane" gimmick. Hornswoggle is fine where he is, he's funny now but under the ring he wasn't. Jesse is a good wrestler, so if he becomes Festus his manager he should still be an occasional wrestler. It's to early for Kane & Victoria to retire. HBK and Undertaker have done does for about 20 years, so if they retire I respect there desicion and will remember the good times. Before they give Haas a push they should give him a real character and it wouldn't fit Undertaker's character to become a manager.
J200008:56 PM EST