We're less than a couple of weeks away ladies and gentleman! This is the smalltown Georgia boy feelin' psyched and pumped for the 25th Anniversary of WrestleMania! Let's try and get caught up here. The contract is finalized. Now a Triple Threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship! It is Edge defending against Big Show and John Cena! Finlay and Christian have now punched their tickets to compete in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match! And what does JBL have in mind at the Grandaddy of them all after his groundbreaking win over CM Punk to win the Intercontinental Championship? We'll see!
Going back to last week. John Cena finally managed to weasel his way into the card to battle for the World Heavyweight Championship. Though it was a method that I wasn't expecting! I mean who else saw it coming? But then again he did let loose his vintage character afterwards. First he slips in during the second contract signing and "confesses" his feelings for Vickie Guerrero. At first I didn't catch on to the whole scheme. My jaw just... dropped! I mean what the hell man?! But afterwards he turned right back around and said what he really said to Vickie the week prior to last. "I've got friends", Cena said then simply showed some behind the scenes footage of Big Show and Vickie makin' out in her office! WOOHOO how juicy am I right? Vickie was bawling and losing her mind. Also last week Randy was going to explain the sneak attack that he and Legacy pulled off on Smackdown the week prior, but I knew this would culminate into something big. Oh it's gotten more personal than before which resulted into a HOUSE INVASION! sledge hammer in hand he tailed after Randy with the house in ruin on his path for the Legend Killer. Hell i don't blame Hunter at all. Though it's too bad he got arrested. What's gonna happen now? I know this little incident won't hinder what will go down at WrestleMania. NO DOUBT at all.
Moving on to ECW. a HUGE battle royal to earn a spot into the Money in the Bank Ladder match. My boy Christian won it BIG TIME! Finally eliminating Chavo Guerrero to get his spot. What a great match! This'll be his second MITB match ever but he's not shy of ladder matches in general. With the momentum he's been getting ever since he came back to the WWE, could he possibly win the match? I'm cheerin' him on though I can tell ya that much. At some point they need to push the ECW Championship a little bit. Can someone finally cash in for this belt?! I mean come on! Maybe Christian will be the one to go for it if he wins.
Finally on to Smackdown. There was one last match to determin the final contender in the MITB ladder match. And Finlay has got his ticket punched! The fighting Irishman is going on to once again compete in the ladder match and his fourth straight WrestleMania! Things have also been heating up between Shawn Michaels and Undertaker. I mean REALLY heating up. This will indeed be a showstealer come WrestleMania. Plus we're also aware that Jeff has finally caved in, it is now on. Matt vs. Jeff at WrestleMania! An intense sibling rivalry that Jeff at first didn't want anything to do with. But Matt has finally pushed the right button it seems, so now it's official. And Smackdown's on Deadman got retribution on the Moscow Mauler for making a pin on him last week, speaking of which, Shawn also giving him his first loss which gave him the spot to face Undertaker at WM25. And revenge is best served cold indeed, because retribution was served! Off topic here, things have been getting intense between Miz and Morrison against Carlito and Primo. The past two weeks they've defended their own titles against each other, both resulting in the retaining of each others tag titles. Maybe something could play in here to result in a match at WrestleMania! I'm hoping both teams defend their titles at one time come WrestleMania. That'll be epic. I respect both teams but I on Carlito's and Primo's side. It's been an intense rivalry and I think it should culminate into this match. A dream match. Probably the best tag team match in ages.
Also let's give a shoutout to the Divas! A 25 Diva battle royal to crown the first ever MISS WRESTLEMANIA! That'll be pretty big. This'll be HUGE! I can't wait. As Jerry "THE KING" Lawler would say, lots of pups in the dog pound in Houston! WOOHOO!

