Hello! Greetings from the small town Georgia boy. I haven't been here for quite some time. Busy with my college classes. Getting kinda hard to catch up. So now that I'm here I'll get up to speed with how things have been going for our WWE Universe so far in 2009. CM Punk Intercontinental Champion! Randy Orton wins the Rumble. ( BOOOO ) And now he's playing a "Disorder" card to keep on track to his title shot. Now which leads me to the upcoming event. No Way Out.

This is now just as good of a stop as the Royal Rumble in my opinion due to TWO words. Elimination Chamber. Brought back at No Way Out last year for Raw and Smackdown. Now it's even better this year! Both the WWE Title and World Heavyweight Title will be decided on both matches and we are now set to go with our victims I mean.. participants. John Cena defends his title on the Raw chamber match against Kofi Kingston, Rey Mysterio, Kane, Mike Knox, and Chris Jericho. I seriously got my doubts for Kingston and Mysterio.. two cruiserweight wrestlers in a match as crazy as this? Kane, Cena, and Jericho are all veterans of this match and aren't shy of the damage this match can cause. Mike Knox is a tough cookie and I know he won't back down from this. And now Cena is once again defending his title in this match. Thankfully Edge isn't here to screw it up this time. I wish mainly for Cena to retain, but if anyone other than Knox, or Jericho wins then it's alright I guess.

And for Smackdown we got Edge defending his title against Undertaker, former champion Jeff Hardy, Big Show. Triple H, and our latest qualifier, Vladimir Kozlov. For once I appreciate one of Vickie's actions by giving Jeff a shot without qualifying in the chamber match. All but Edge and Kozlov are veterans of this diabolical match. Yet Vladimir with his disposition he won't back down from a challenge. He's been yearning for one ever since he started in the WWE and he's damn sure got one on his hands now. I'm glad for this guy. I wish him the best. It's nice to see Undertaker's back in the match. He won it last year to get his title shot at WrestleMania XXIV and he might just come out of the chamber again with the WWE Championship around his waist. He beat Edge before and he can do it again. Triple H is not the least bit shy of this match. He's been in almost everyone there ever was. Dating back to the first one in 2002 at Survivor Series, then Summerslam of 2003, New Year's Revolution 2005, and last year at No Way Out. He's the biggest veteran in this match, and he's got a huge home field advantage inside Satan's baby boy. Big Show was in this match 3 years ago defending the ECW World Heavyweight championship and sure took a beating. Jeff Hardy. His first chamber was last year. He put up a huge fight and almost came out of it the winner. Vladimir despite being new, he will enjoy his time inside that chamber and possibly take his undefeated streak to new heights.

Taking a small detour from the main topic here.. I'm stilll in shock about what Matt did to Jeff to screw up his title defense at the Rumble.. I just can't belive Matt would do this.. both men had the dream of becoming a world champion and both got it.. So why Matt? Why would he do this? After No Way Out, Jeff will have his shot at retribution I'm sure.

Back on track now. With Randy's explosive path on towards his title match at WrestleMania, he's even had the gall to punt Mr. McMahon in the head, and threatens lawsuits on the WWE if he doesn't get what he wants. This brat has gotten on my last nerve and luckily Shane won't take this sitting down.  Come No Way Out, it's No Holds Barred! Shane better give Orton the beating of his life to finally humble this 3rd Generation spoiled brat.

Shawn might finally get his freedom from JBL's "Contract" or be enslaved forever come No Way Out. He will face his own boss in a match with his own name on the line. HBK better leave No Way Out with his name in tact. He would NEVER surrender to someone like JBL and I'm hoping like crazy that he takes him out and can tear up the stupid contract.

New ECW Champion Jack Swagger finally got what he deserved last week on ECW, a pin. Thanks to the fighting Irishman Finlay! And now that Jack's streak has been broken, it has given Finlay a rightfully earned title shot at No Way Out. And trust me, there will be NO WAY OUT for the All American Champion. It's about time Finlay won this title and now this will be the chance he's been hoping for. He broke the streak, and will sure break Jack's short title reign.  Speaking of which, I wish Tommy Dreamer the best to finally win the title before June comes around.. don't give up Tommy. You breathe, you live, you eat ECW. YOU ARE ECW. DON'T QUIT NOW. Win the ECW World Heavyweight Championship ONE MORE TIME!!! YOU ARE E! C! F'N! W!!!