the worst/cheesiest pick up lines ever!
| 1 month ago :: Nov 01, 2009 - 11:16PM #1 | |
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if you were a booger, id pick you first.
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| 1 month ago :: Nov 01, 2009 - 11:17PM #2 | |
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" I must be Uncle Sam, because I want you! "
Fallow me to Wonderland - and I will show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes….
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| 1 month ago :: Nov 01, 2009 - 11:17PM #3 | |
 ok i just had to put this |
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| 1 month ago :: Nov 01, 2009 - 11:40PM #4 | |
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I received this one from a drunken boy at a Halloween party last night:
How about you, me, and privacy? Oh radio, tell me everything you know.
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| 1 month ago :: Nov 02, 2009 - 1:14AM #5 | |
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i got this one whacked at me once
"Excuse Me ,You just turned my floppy disk into a Hard drive"  it's original so props to the guy:P
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I hear voices in my head They council they understand They talk to me, They talk to me They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me Give it up now, never gonna work out I'm the definition of perfection, no doubt You took your best shot, but it's all over now You can't teach perfection. I stare into the mirror I like the things I see Oh radio, tell me everything you know I will believe your every word, just tell me so ALL EYES ON ME [8] 90% of Edge Haters Now Like Him Because He'll Turn Face By January, Copy & Paste This If You Love Edge No Matter What! 86% of Jericho Fans Stopped Liking Him After His Heel Turn. Copy & Paste This If You Are One Of The 14% Of People That Were, Are & Always Will Be JERICHOHOLICS! ツ♥Product of The Fiji Islands Made in Canada♥ I am Puuurfection not my friend yet? send a requestツ *Muaah* xxox. |
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| 1 month ago :: Nov 02, 2009 - 3:32AM #6 | |
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Let's be like laundry detergent and Snuggle....
Hey there's skittles in my mouth...wanna taste the rainbow? Let's play Titanic, when I say "iceberg" you go down. I can spell boobies on my calculator, but I'd much rather see yours...
I. A.M. Canadian, & no I don't pronouce "about" like "aboot"
"Two things Jack Swagger don't lack: hairspray & confidence...Geez!" "Who ordered the pizza with extra peep-a-roonie?" - Christian Long live the stream and long live the 'zoo! Maryse est la définition de Diva I'd go All American for the All American American "Fhit is gonna hit the san!" - Matt Hardy Natalya vs Beth...make it happen WWE *clink* Cheers! |
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| 1 month ago :: Nov 02, 2009 - 3:33AM #7 | |
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Which member of Girls Aloud/Sugababes/Pussycat Dolls are you???
2 July 2010, can't wait!!
Fraser,David,Nicky,Karen=e-godparents!!! AWESOMENESS ICONS Did I ever mention how much I love Liam Dunne??? =D |
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| 1 month ago :: Nov 02, 2009 - 3:48AM #8 | |
-Calm_Mind- The Nightly Delight I delight nightly in the Kingdom of Knowledge. Be envious! Be apart of the Calmtourage by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/IAmCalmMind MKM The Mudkip Mafia - Join Today! http://fans.wwe.com/themudkipmafia I mark for: CM Punk, Edge, Chris Jericho, John Morrison, Rob Van Dam, The Undertaker, Steve Austin, The Rock, Tajiri, Mr. Kennedy, Evan Bourne, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, MVP, Christian, Goldust, The Hurricane, Sheamus, Shelton Benjamin, Yoshi Tatsu, Zack Ryder, The Hart Dynasty, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Motor City Machine Guns, Beer Money, D'Angelo Dinero, Christopher Daniels, Hernandez, Tyler Black |
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| 1 month ago :: Nov 02, 2009 - 3:52AM #9 | |
2 July 2010, can't wait!!
Fraser,David,Nicky,Karen=e-godparents!!! AWESOMENESS ICONS Did I ever mention how much I love Liam Dunne??? =D |
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| 1 month ago :: Nov 02, 2009 - 4:54AM #10 | |
-Calm_Mind- The Nightly Delight I delight nightly in the Kingdom of Knowledge. Be envious! Be apart of the Calmtourage by following me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/IAmCalmMind MKM The Mudkip Mafia - Join Today! http://fans.wwe.com/themudkipmafia I mark for: CM Punk, Edge, Chris Jericho, John Morrison, Rob Van Dam, The Undertaker, Steve Austin, The Rock, Tajiri, Mr. Kennedy, Evan Bourne, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, MVP, Christian, Goldust, The Hurricane, Sheamus, Shelton Benjamin, Yoshi Tatsu, Zack Ryder, The Hart Dynasty, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Motor City Machine Guns, Beer Money, D'Angelo Dinero, Christopher Daniels, Hernandez, Tyler Black |
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