Sep 25, 2008 -- 12:07AM, Mitch [Bobby Lashley = The Boss] wrote:

Sep 21, 2008 -- 7:15PM, Mitch [Bobby Lashley = The Boss] wrote:

Here is my SmackDown card:

1. The Big Show vs United States Champion Lance Cade (Non-Title)
Promo: Interview with Triple H
COMMERCIAL
2. Jimmy Wang Yang vs The Great Khali
Promo: Mr Kennedy & Mick Foley segment
3. Carlito vs Mick Foley (Loser leaves SD 3 Stages of Hell Match)
COMMERCIAL
Promo: Interview with Winner of 3 Stages of Hell Match
4. Divas Champion Maria & Michelle McCool vs Victoria & Natalya vs Cherry & Maryse
COMMERCIAL
Promo: Interview with Edge
5. Shelton Benjamin vs Edge vs Triple H vs Jeff Hardy (#1 Contender Match for WWE Title at No Mercy)
Promo: Interview with new #1 Contender
COMMERCIAL
Main-Event: WWE Champion The Undertaker vs Umaga (Non-Title)

*SmackDown opening Video plays. Pyro goes off, fans go wild*.

JR: "We are hot off the heels of Unforgiven. And we are live tonight in Cincinnati, Ohio. I'm Jim Ross, alongside Mick Foley. And Mick, this could be ur last night on the job here on SD."

Mick: "It sure could, because I will be going 1 on 1 with Carlito, in a Loser leaves SD 2 out of 3 Falls Match here tonight. And thats not all we have for u tonight. The Samoan Bulldozer Umaga, will go 1 on 1 for the first time ever, with the WWE Champion, The Undertaker in our main-event tonight."

1. The Big Show vs United States Champion Lance Cade (Non-Title).

*The Big Show's music hits & he enters the ring*.
*Lance Cade's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

- Cade attempts his sit-out spinebuster, but Show is too big. Show grabs Cade by the throat, but Cade throws something down to the mat, the ref tries to retrieve it, Cade hits a low blow, grabs the U.S Championship & clocks Show over the head with it, which the ref didn't see. The shot only wobbles Show, Cade runs off the ropes & delivers a huge lariat clothesline that knocks out Show. 1, 2, 3. ding ding ding.

Winner: Lance Cade.

Promo: Interview with Triple H.

Eve: "Triple H, tonight, u have a huge task ahead of u. U will be competing in a Fatal 4 Way Match against Edge, Shelton Benjamin & Jeff Hardy & the winner faces The Undertaker for the WWE Championship at No Mercy. How r u feeling?"

HHH: "Eve, I have had this feelin in my gut many times before in my career. And tonight, is definitely no different. At Unforgiven, I came close to winning the WWE Title, but Taker

*SmackDown opening Video plays. Pyro goes off, fans go wild*.

JR: "We are hot off the heels of Unforgiven. And we are live tonight in Cincinnati, Ohio. I'm Jim Ross, alongside Mick Foley. And Mick, this could be ur last night on the job here on SD."

Mick: "It sure could, because I will be going 1 on 1 with Carlito, in a Loser leaves SD 2 out of 3 Falls Match here tonight. And thats not all we have for u tonight. The Samoan Bulldozer Umaga, will go 1 on 1 for the first time ever, with the WWE Champion, The Undertaker in our main-event tonight."

1. The Big Show vs United States Champion Lance Cade (Non-Title).

*The Big Show's music hits & he enters the ring*.
*Lance Cade's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

- Cade attempts his sit-out spinebuster, but Show is too big. Show grabs Cade by the throat, but Cade throws something down to the mat, the ref tries to retrieve it, Cade hits a low blow, grabs the U.S Championship & clocks Show over the head with it, which the ref didn't see. The shot only wobbles Show, Cade runs off the ropes & delivers a huge lariat clothesline that knocks out Show. 1, 2, 3. ding ding ding.

Winner: Lance Cade.

Promo: Interview with Triple H.

Eve: "Triple H, tonight, u have a huge task ahead of u. U will be competing in a Fatal 4 Way Match against Edge, Shelton Benjamin & Jeff Hardy & the winner faces The Undertaker for the WWE Championship at No Mercy. How r u feeling?"

HHH: "Eve, I have had this feelin in my gut many times before in my career. And tonight, is definitely no different. At Unforgiven, I came close to winning the WWE Title, but Taker managed to squeeze in a Tombstone on Edge, just before time finished, allowing him to retain the WWE Championship. But tonight, I have as u said, a Fatal 4 Way Match, against 3 of the toughest guys on the planet. 1 of them looking like Sisqo*crowd laughs*, another one who slept with Vickie Guerrero for 9 months*crowd laughs again* & the last guy, when everytime he has been in a World Title Match, he has dropped the ball every single time. And tonight, they will face a man, who made a living, out of kicking people's ****. They will find out first hand, why they not only call me The Game & The King of Kings. They will find out why, they call me, the Cerebral, Assassin."

We will be right back on SmackDown.

We are back on SmackDown.

2. Jimmy Wang Yang vs The Great Khali.

*Jimmy Wang Yang's music hits & he eners the ring*.
*The Great Khali's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

- Yang attempts a moonsault, but Khali hits the big boot in mid-air. 1, 2, thr... Yang just barely kicks out. Khali locks in the Vise Grip & Yang quickly taps. ding ding ding.

Winner: The Great Khali.

Promo: Mr Kennedy & Mick Foley segment

*Mr Kennedy's music hits & he enters the ring*.

Kennedy: "Ladies & Gentleman, up next, we have a 3 Stages of Hell Match. Now I have been told, by Ass. GM Vickie Guerrero, that I get to name, the 3 stipulations. And here is what I have chosen: 1st Stage, will be a normal match. 2nd Stage, a Hardcore Match. 3rd Stage, a Ladder Match. Now, introducing the man, who will kick Carlito's ass tonight, Mick Foley."

*Foley leaves the announce table & enters the ring*.

Foley: "Carlito, u may think, that this will be a walk in the park for u, since u think, that u will be facing Mick Foley, author of children's books. U will not be facing Mick Foley. Instead, u will be facing, the toughest, most Hardcore man, in the history of the WWE, CACTUS JACK!!! BANG BANG!!!"

3. Carlito vs Mick Foley (Loser leaves SD 3 Stages of Hell Match).

*Carlito's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

1st Fall:

- Carlito attempts a backstabber, but Jack stuffs Socko into Carlito's mouth. Carlito grabs the rope. 1, 2, 3, 4, Jack breaks it. Jack shoves the ref, but Carlito hits a low-blow, then the backstabber. 1, 2, 3.

Carlito - 1. Foley - 0.

2nd Fall:

- Carlito grabs a chair & smashes it into the back of Jack's head. Carlito goes to the outside & gets a table. He sets it up. Carlito attempts a backstabber thru the table, but Jack counters it into the piledriver thu the table. 1, 2, 3.

Carlito - 1. Foley - 1.

3rd Fall:

- Jack starts climbing the ladder, but when he reaches the top, Carlito smashes Jack's knee with a chair. Carlito sets up another table beneath the ladder. Carlito climbs up the ladder. He attempts a backstabber off the ladder thru the table, but Kennedy, who is still at ringside, low-blows Carlito & hit the Mic-Check off the ladder thru the table. Jack climbs the ladder & grabs the pink slip. ding ding ding.

Winner: Mick Foley (as Cactus Jack, Carlito leaves SD).

We will be right back on SmackDown.

Sep 26, 2008 -- 4:51AM, Mitch [Bobby Lashley = The Boss] wrote:

Sep 25, 2008 -- 12:07AM, Mitch [Bobby Lashley = The Boss] wrote:

Sep 21, 2008 -- 7:15PM, Mitch [Bobby Lashley = The Boss] wrote:

Here is my SmackDown card:

1. The Big Show vs United States Champion Lance Cade (Non-Title)
Promo: Interview with Triple H
COMMERCIAL
2. Jimmy Wang Yang vs The Great Khali
Promo: Mr Kennedy & Mick Foley segment
3. Carlito vs Mick Foley (Loser leaves SD 3 Stages of Hell Match)
COMMERCIAL
Promo: Interview with Winner of 3 Stages of Hell Match
4. Divas Champion Maria & Michelle McCool vs Victoria & Natalya vs Cherry & Maryse
COMMERCIAL
Promo: Interview with Edge
5. Shelton Benjamin vs Edge vs Triple H vs Jeff Hardy (#1 Contender Match for WWE Title at No Mercy)
Promo: Interview with new #1 Contender
COMMERCIAL
Main-Event: WWE Champion The Undertaker vs Umaga (Non-Title)

*SmackDown opening Video plays. Pyro goes off, fans go wild*.

JR: "We are hot off the heels of Unforgiven. And we are live tonight in Cincinnati, Ohio. I'm Jim Ross, alongside Mick Foley. And Mick, this could be ur last night on the job here on SD."

Mick: "It sure could, because I will be going 1 on 1 with Carlito, in a Loser leaves SD 2 out of 3 Falls Match here tonight. And thats not all we have for u tonight. The Samoan Bulldozer Umaga, will go 1 on 1 for the first time ever, with the WWE Champion, The Undertaker in our main-event tonight."

1. The Big Show vs United States Champion Lance Cade (Non-Title).

*The Big Show's music hits & he enters the ring*.
*Lance Cade's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

- Cade attempts his sit-out spinebuster, but Show is too big. Show grabs Cade by the throat, but Cade throws something down to the mat, the ref tries to retrieve it, Cade hits a low blow, grabs the U.S Championship & clocks Show over the head with it, which the ref didn't see. The shot only wobbles Show, Cade runs off the ropes & delivers a huge lariat clothesline that knocks out Show. 1, 2, 3. ding ding ding.

Winner: Lance Cade.

Promo: Interview with Triple H.

Eve: "Triple H, tonight, u have a huge task ahead of u. U will be competing in a Fatal 4 Way Match against Edge, Shelton Benjamin & Jeff Hardy & the winner faces The Undertaker for the WWE Championship at No Mercy. How r u feeling?"

HHH: "Eve, I have had this feelin in my gut many times before in my career. And tonight, is definitely no different. At Unforgiven, I came close to winning the WWE Title, but Taker

*SmackDown opening Video plays. Pyro goes off, fans go wild*.

JR: "We are hot off the heels of Unforgiven. And we are live tonight in Cincinnati, Ohio. I'm Jim Ross, alongside Mick Foley. And Mick, this could be ur last night on the job here on SD."

Mick: "It sure could, because I will be going 1 on 1 with Carlito, in a Loser leaves SD 2 out of 3 Falls Match here tonight. And thats not all we have for u tonight. The Samoan Bulldozer Umaga, will go 1 on 1 for the first time ever, with the WWE Champion, The Undertaker in our main-event tonight."

1. The Big Show vs United States Champion Lance Cade (Non-Title).

*The Big Show's music hits & he enters the ring*.
*Lance Cade's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

- Cade attempts his sit-out spinebuster, but Show is too big. Show grabs Cade by the throat, but Cade throws something down to the mat, the ref tries to retrieve it, Cade hits a low blow, grabs the U.S Championship & clocks Show over the head with it, which the ref didn't see. The shot only wobbles Show, Cade runs off the ropes & delivers a huge lariat clothesline that knocks out Show. 1, 2, 3. ding ding ding.

Winner: Lance Cade.

Promo: Interview with Triple H.

Eve: "Triple H, tonight, u have a huge task ahead of u. U will be competing in a Fatal 4 Way Match against Edge, Shelton Benjamin & Jeff Hardy & the winner faces The Undertaker for the WWE Championship at No Mercy. How r u feeling?"

HHH: "Eve, I have had this feelin in my gut many times before in my career. And tonight, is definitely no different. At Unforgiven, I came close to winning the WWE Title, but Taker managed to squeeze in a Tombstone on Edge, just before time finished, allowing him to retain the WWE Championship. But tonight, I have as u said, a Fatal 4 Way Match, against 3 of the toughest guys on the planet. 1 of them looking like Sisqo*crowd laughs*, another one who slept with Vickie Guerrero for 9 months*crowd laughs again* & the last guy, when everytime he has been in a World Title Match, he has dropped the ball every single time. And tonight, they will face a man, who made a living, out of kicking people's ****. They will find out first hand, why they not only call me The Game & The King of Kings. They will find out why, they call me, the Cerebral, Assassin."

We will be right back on SmackDown.

We are back on SmackDown.

2. Jimmy Wang Yang vs The Great Khali.

*Jimmy Wang Yang's music hits & he eners the ring*.
*The Great Khali's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

- Yang attempts a moonsault, but Khali hits the big boot in mid-air. 1, 2, thr... Yang just barely kicks out. Khali locks in the Vise Grip & Yang quickly taps. ding ding ding.

Winner: The Great Khali.

Promo: Mr Kennedy & Mick Foley segment

*Mr Kennedy's music hits & he enters the ring*.

Kennedy: "Ladies & Gentleman, up next, we have a 3 Stages of Hell Match. Now I have been told, by Ass. GM Vickie Guerrero, that I get to name, the 3 stipulations. And here is what I have chosen: 1st Stage, will be a normal match. 2nd Stage, a Hardcore Match. 3rd Stage, a Ladder Match. Now, introducing the man, who will kick Carlito's ass tonight, Mick Foley."

*Foley leaves the announce table & enters the ring*.

Foley: "Carlito, u may think, that this will be a walk in the park for u, since u think, that u will be facing Mick Foley, author of children's books. U will not be facing Mick Foley. Instead, u will be facing, the toughest, most Hardcore man, in the history of the WWE, CACTUS JACK!!! BANG BANG!!!"

3. Carlito vs Mick Foley (Loser leaves SD 3 Stages of Hell Match).

*Carlito's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

1st Fall:

- Carlito attempts a backstabber, but Jack stuffs Socko into Carlito's mouth. Carlito grabs the rope. 1, 2, 3, 4, Jack breaks it. Jack shoves the ref, but Carlito hits a low-blow, then the backstabber. 1, 2, 3.

Carlito - 1. Foley - 0.

2nd Fall:

- Carlito grabs a chair & smashes it into the back of Jack's head. Carlito goes to the outside & gets a table. He sets it up. Carlito attempts a backstabber thru the table, but Jack counters it into the piledriver thu the table. 1, 2, 3.

Carlito - 1. Foley - 1.

3rd Fall:

- Jack starts climbing the ladder, but when he reaches the top, Carlito smashes Jack's knee with a chair. Carlito sets up another table beneath the ladder. Carlito climbs up the ladder. He attempts a backstabber off the ladder thru the table, but Kennedy, who is still at ringside, low-blows Carlito & hit the Mic-Check off the ladder thru the table. Jack climbs the ladder & grabs the pink slip. ding ding ding.

Winner: Mick Foley (as Cactus Jack, Carlito leaves SD).

We will be right back on SmackDown.

We are back on SmackDown.

Promo: Interview with Mick Foley.

Eve: "Mick, congratulations. U have just ended the SD career of Carlito, & now, he will be sent to Raw. Give us ur thoughts on ur victory."

Mick: "My thoughts, huh? In the ring, Carlito wasn't in there with Mick Foley. Cactus Jack, was in the ring with Carlito. But now, I am back to my normal self. Now, I shall go back to the announce table & do my job."

*Mick leaves*.

4. Divas Champion Maria & Michelle McCool vs Victoria & Natalya vs Cherry & Maryse.

*Maryse' music hits & she & Cherry enter the ring*.
*Natalya's music hits & she & Victoria enter the ring*.
*Maria's music hits & she & Michelle enter the ring*.

ding ding ding.

- Cherry hits Victoria with a bulldog, Michelle hits a bulldog of her own on Cherry, Maryse tackles Michelle to the outside & they begin to brawl, Victoria recovers & throws Cherry out, Maria hits a bulldog on Victoria. Natalya hits Maria with a sit-out powerbomb. Natalya then locks Maria in the Sharpshooter. Maria fights it, but she has no choice but to tap. ding ding ding.

Winners: Victoria & Natalya.

Promo: Interview with Edge.

Eve: "Edge. Tonight, u have a golden opportunity, to become #1 Contender for the WWE Title at No Mercy. But the only things standing in ur way, r Shelton Benjamin, Jeff Hardy & Triple H."

Edge: "Normally, I would just full on insult u for asking such a stupid question. But u made a pretty good analysis on tonight's Fatal 4 Way. I do have a golden opportunity tonight. HHH wants to talk about how he thinks he will win the match, but really, when it comes down to it, he can't back it up. But I will say this: HHH, Shelton, Jeff, nothing, is gonna stop me from becoming #1 Contender to face The Undertaker at No Mercy for MY, WWE Title."

*Edge leaves to go to the ring*.

5. Triple H vs Shelton Benjamin vs Edge vs Jeff Hardy (Winner faces The Undertaker for the WWE Championship at No Mercy).

*Jeff Hardy's music hits & he enters the ring*.
*Shelton Benjamin's music hits & he enters the ring*.
*Edge's music hits & he enters the ring*.
*Triple H's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

- Shelton hits Pay Dirt on Edge. Jeff hits Shelton with a Twist of Fate & Swanton Bomb. HHH hits Jeff with a neck-breaking Pedigree. 1, 2, 3. ding ding ding.

Winner & #1 Contender for the WWE Championship at No Mercy: Triple H.

We will be right back on SmackDown.

We are back on SmackDown.

Promo: Interview with Triple H.

Eve: "HHH, congratulations on becoming the #1 Contender for the WWE Title at No Mercy."

HHH: "I knew I was gonna win this match from the start. Undertaker, be ready, coz at No Mercy, ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!"

Main-Event: WWE Champion The Undertaker vs Umaga (Non-Title).

*Umaga's music hits & he enters the ring*.
*Gong sounds. Lights go out. Gong sounds. The Undertaker's music hits & he enters the ring*.

ding ding ding.

- Umaga sits Taker in the corner. Umaga charges, but Taker moves out of the way before Umaga cn hit the hip attack. Taker grabs Umaga by the throat & hits a chokeslam. 1, 2, thr... Umaga kicks out. Taker signals for the end. Taker scoops Umaga up, but Umaga counters. Umaga hits a Samoan Drop on Taker. Umaga goes up top & signals for the splash. Umaga leaps, but Taker sits up, making Umaga miss. Taker scoops Umaga up & TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! 1, 2, 3. ding ding ding.

Winner: The Undertaker.

After the match, HHH's music hits & he makes his way to the ring to confront the champ. Umaga tries a sneak attack, but HHH hits Umaga with a Pedigree. The 2 No Mercy combatants face off as SmackDown goes off the air.