Arby's walked into her dressing room, wiping sweat from her face with a soft towel after a rough match with Beth Phoenix. She was happy to get to rest now after such a brutal in-ring competition.

As she turned the corner to her locker, she saw him. King Randall, perched over her gym bag dropping a fresh turd into it.

Randy looked up, startled, and their eyes locked. The Legend Killer peered into Arby's eyes, knowing that this would he the final straw leading to his suspension from the company. But as he looked deeper into the set of her big eyes, a dark brown like her labium, he noticed a sense of wonder in them... dare I say, excitement?

"I... I just can't help myself," Randy stammered to Arby's, a coy grin starting to appear on her face, "I just have this... this... fetish."

Arby's sexily strutted over to Randy, put her finger against his lips as if to say, "no more", and sultrily whispered into RKO's ear, "It's okay. Who do you think was tapped to play the third girl in the infamous internet video?"

As she said this, she started to move her hand down into Randy's trunks, our King growing ever more aroused by the second.

"Wait a minute", he said. "Let me grab something."

Randy reached into his bag sitting next to the couple and pulled out a fresh bottle of jenkem.

"Snitsky's", he said. "I brewed it myself."

As they inhaled the sweet elixir, they began to make sweet passionate love. Arby's went for her **** filled bag and began to spread his stinky matter all over Randy's chest.

"Oh my God, I'm so hot for you right now" Randy whispered through pumps. He returned the favor to Arby's.

After 15 minutes of sweet, sweet scat sex, a loud knock came at the door. Before the couple could react, John Cena busted into the locker room with a camera crew.

"MY GIRLFRIEND EATS NOBODY'S **** EXCEPT MINE!" John bellowed as he began to beat up Randy. Suddenly John dropped his jean shorts and began to spew noxious green diarrhea all over the Legend Killer as Arby's pleaded with John to stop. As John began to take hits from the bottle of Snitsky jenk, Jim Ross' voice echoed through television sets across the globe.

"BAH GAWD THIS IS ENOUGH! GET SOME SECURITY BACK THERE!"

And just like that, with one liquid bowel movement, the Attitude Era was born again.

i ate it up, 11/10

**** you for not marking this NSFW!!!!!!! I have to go to a meeting in five minutes and there's no way my hard on will be gone by then!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost threw up my dinner reading that. But I give you a 10/10.

:D

Jan 4, 2009 -- 1:42AM, ιαη[σятση'ѕ ησ.1 ƒαη. wrote:

Jan 4, 2009 -- 1:40AM, тнєє ѕυρєяƒυняєαк [кιт-кαт] wrote:

I almost threw up my dinner reading that. But I give you a 10/10.

:D

why Bump It!?

Because it is the second best story (second to my love story with Umaga) on here?