Funny Live Event Stories
| 12 months ago :: Jan 08, 2009 - 3:55AM #11 | |
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This ones real funny.I was at a show and King Booker vs Kane was up.I was more curious than hungry,so I went to the foodstand for what was call'd a Nacho Camacho.Scambling for my seat I caught the end of the match,Kane was the winner.These Nachos were bumpin.Sour cream,cheese,tomatoes,onions,lettuce,tortilla chips and steak.I nibbled away at this treat.Eatting all the meat before it gets cold,leaving a few stray chips and cheese I thought I would make a stop by the taco stand and get some meat to finish it when ,HAACHOO,the stupid guy next to me sneezed on it.I started to give it to him but I thought,"Hell NAH!"I hit the trash with it which was probably where it belonged in the first place
 Tee,hee.He grabbed his grapefruit adjusted it and shook my hand thank you hand sanitizer.I got a million of them stories. .~Vette~ 
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| 12 months ago :: Jan 08, 2009 - 4:20AM #12 | |
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| 12 months ago :: Jan 09, 2009 - 4:48PM #13 | |
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Hahaha,I went to Raw in Glasgow in November 08,and when Jericho came out,he said,"All I see is signs for Gents Toilets,Ladies Toilets,as far as Im concerned this whole place is a toilet!!!!". Then later on in the match Chris desperately tried to run away from Batista,but he ran on his knees,in the most dramatic way possible across the ring and over to Randy,who he hugged whilst still on his knees! Omg,that was the funniest moment of the night.
With a fistful of courage and a heart full of rage,cry my wicked soul that I would never change
My name is Christian,and I'm the king of crunk. I'll take ya school Cena, and you're gonna flunk. I'm Captain Charisma.. I'm Captain Charisma, reedem and weeps. I'll throw ya out - for all my peeps! And just like.. just like Dracula comes from Transylvania, I'm winnin' the Rumble and going on to WrestleMania! Son-a-ma-gun!!!! Ima open up a can of the ass-whoop on you!" We know you're the Queen of Hardcore,but movies don't count!!! If charisma were rain,Vladimir Kozlov would be a desert. "Your dad was on the road night after night while your mom was all alone, and you wonder why you and your brother look nothing alike." Hardy Boys, Boyz with a Z. Is that Z supposed to scare us or something? This so totally scrapes the bowels of sucktitude. YOU FEAR: Save_Us.X29 Save_Us.Y29 Save_Us.Y2J I wake up from a deep sleep. You're all weak. You're living in the agony of defeat. I am the master of your whole heap. I am the pack that flock ya like sheep. Step into the town and break the wall down. Your heart beat is the only sound. Step into the light and then you'll know. You were stopped and dropped by the Walls of Jericho. . Proud member/trainee of: SWA= Scottish Wrestling Alliance R.I.P Andrew "Test" Martin 1975-2009 |
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| 12 months ago :: Jan 09, 2009 - 11:27PM #14 | |
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At a SmackDown / ECW TV taping on March 13th 2007 me and my friend made some sign for Mick Foley who was making an appernce at that show. We had ist row seats at the start of the lower bowl of the arena. When we pick up our signs to hold them up I noticed a yellow substance all over the bottom of his sign. He thought it was mustard so he just wiped it off with his hand. As the show progresses we held our signs up again and I noticed this fowl smell. As I look down I see barf all over the floor where he had his signs I didnt say anything to see how long it would be until he noticed. Finally he looks down and cant believes what he sees I start laughing my a$$ off as he as runs to the bathrooms to wash his hand. What he negletced to notice is that he right after we held our signs up he ate a hot dog with those very same hands. Sorry Soobs
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| 11 months ago :: Jan 18, 2009 - 9:20AM #15 | |
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Back in 2006 when Smackdown came to Anderson, SC...I had floor level seats about 3 rows back. When Booker T (King Booker) came out for his match me and a couple of my friends ran up to the guard rail and they started booing him, he came to the guard rail and stared right at us for a while, after the show we saw him again and he saw us...he walked up to us and tried to look all pissed but he started laughing and signed autographs for us.
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| 11 months ago :: Jan 19, 2009 - 12:37PM #16 | |
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I remember when I went to go see RAW on March 17th, 2003 after the show was over..Lillian Garcia was walking up the ramp and shaking everyone's hand. I had seats right by the ramp so I was over there saying goodbye to her and everything and all of a sudden this guy runs through the aisles to try and catch her on time but he slipped and almost cracked his head on one of the chairs.
Luckily, he landed on an angle where he could reach his hand out to touch Lillian just in the nick of time. People were laughing and someone said "give him a kiss for that one!"
I always have and forever will, bleed red and yellow. Hulkamania is still runnin' wild. The Hulkster and WWE, 2009...one more time!
All the while, I consider myself a smark. |
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| 11 months ago :: Jan 19, 2009 - 4:14PM #17 | |
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July 2005
Raw was in Cleveland and after the show i saw some of the wrestlers in their cars. One little girl jumped on the hood of Maria's car to take a picture of her, which was really funny. Later on, since at the time i really hated JBL, i jumped in front of his car with some other people and flipped him off. Unforgiven 2008 During the HBK vs. Y2J match, people were yelling, "break his neck" and "stab him" This one's a little out of taste During the raw championship scramble,a guy three rows behind me yelled "JBL sucks more A$$ than colon cancer" It was out of taste but funny at the time The other fans at live events are the most fun people you will ever meet.
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| 11 months ago :: Jan 19, 2009 - 4:24PM #18 | |
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I got a few to share.
At my first WWE event, I went to a house show the maine event was Stone Cold Steve Austin tagging with Kane and the Undertaker VS Big Show, William Regal and Triple H. The main event took it's time getting started since the heel were waiting outside of the ring, all the while Taker and trying to get them in by holding open the ropes and waving them forward. Triple H finally got on the apron, Taker comes running at him and socks him in the face. Hunter spends some times nursing his nose. Big show kept checking on Hunter until he turned to the Deadman and yells. "You punched him in the nose!" the match finally got started. The heel then began to slide in and out of the ring to avoid the match just for the hell of it. By the end. Stone Cold (I think it was) pinned the Big show. They were celebrating in the ring having coke of all things (No beer was allowed in the lower section) Taker approches Big Show and give him a coke. Stone cold comes over and stunners Show the moment he takes a sip. Kane on the other hand is trying to drink at least three cans of coke at ones (Mind you, this was when he had the FULL face mask on) that was a good night. And a few years later was Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit and Randy Orton VS Triple H, Edge and Batista in a dark match. BEST MATCH EVER! they just goofed around but the funniest came from Edge who endured a firm slap to the chest by Benoit. Edge froze in the ring, not moving an inch as he is holding his Chest. Benoit kept tapping his shoulder and Edge waved him off. Next thing you knew. Edge go running up the ramp and stands at the top before yelling "OH GOD!" so loud the whole arena heard him! He came storming back warning Chris he was going to get it. He gets in Tags Triple H and walks out. this went on for a while, funny match! |
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| 11 months ago :: Jan 19, 2009 - 4:47PM #19 | |
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On November 27, 2007 after the Smackdown taping while they wrere sittling up for ECW JBL bad mouthed the crowd while a guy shot t-shirts to into the audience . The t-shirt guy accidentally shot JBL in the back of his knee, JBL chased him up the stage and triped on a pyro stand. It was hillarious.
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| 11 months ago :: Jan 19, 2009 - 5:17PM #20 | |
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their was this black chick sitting in front of me at a raw show and she was yelling "come home to momma big show ill give you some good ol lovin" she hella wanted to bang big show
crazy **** |
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