| 3 weeks ago :: Nov 05, 2009 - 2:20AM #31 | |
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- DX don't seem to be a good successor.
SUPERSTARZZ's TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT:
1) Never disrespect any man, regardless of preferences; 2) Show some attitude while talking trash to everybody else; 3) Pay tribute to the Founding Fathers of sports entertainment; 4) Do not be afraid to use profanity when necessary; 5) Be logical and reasonable when presenting arguments; 6) Learn not to be carried away in the kayfabe world; 7) Avoid being a hater because of a rivalry with a favorite; 8) Tell people to respect their fellow wrestling fans; 9) Heels will always be more talented than faces; and 10) MONEY and KIDS are the roots of ALL evil! 2009 SUPERSTARZZ's EXCELLENCE CHOICE AWARDS: (as of September 28, 2009) 1) Superstar of the Year: CM Punk; 2) Match of the Year: Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker (WM25); 3) Breakout Star of the Year: Jack Swagger; 4) Diva of the Year: Maryse; 5) Tag Team of the Year: Beer Money, Inc.; 6) Non-Wrestler Personality of the Year: Vickie Guerrero; 7) Most Underrated Superstar of the Year: The Burchills (Paul and Katie Lea); 8) Commentator of the Year: Matt Striker; 9) Gimmick of the Year: CM Punk (heel); 10) Feud of the Year: Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio! 2009 SUPERSTARZZ's WORST CHOICE AWARDS: (as of September 28, 2009) 1) Worst Superstar of the Year: Hornswoggle; 2) Worst Diva of the Year: Santin"a" Marella; 3) Worst Match of the Year: Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marella (May 11 Raw) 4) Worst Feud of the Year: Chavo Guerrero vs. Hornswoggle; 5) Most Disappointing Superstar of the Year: Jeff Hardy; 6) Most Overrated Superstar of the Year: Batista; 7) Most Annoying Voice of the Year: Michael Cole; 8) Most Boring Storyline of the Year: Kane vs. the Great Khali! SUPERSTARZZ's TOP 15 WRESTLERS OF ALL-TIME: 1) Stone Cold Steve Austin; (for revolutionizing the greatest era in sports entertainment history) 2) Hulk Hogan; (for solidifying a strong foundation for future generations) 3) The Undertaker; (for portraying the greatest gimmick of all-time) 4) Sting; (for proving success does not come with big packages) 5) Shawn Michaels; (for stopping the show with his unmatched showmanship) 6) Ric Flair; (for serving as the ultimate prototype wrestler) 7) The Rock; (for cutting the greatest promos in history) 8) Bruno Sammartino; (for showing the definition of dominance) 9) Bret Hart; (for creating a legacy seemingly unparalleled) 10) Mick Foley and Terry Funk; [tie] (for setting the standards of being hardcore) 11) Triple H; (for bringing the game to new heights) 12) Rowdy Roddy Piper; (for making history with memorable moments) 13) Chris Jericho; (for breaking down the walls of boredom) 14) Road Warrior Hawk and Animal; (for sporting the true essence of teamwork) 15) Kurt Angle! (for showcasing the true definition of a machine) SUPERSTARZZ's HATE LIST 1) Hornswoggle (the most overrated troll in wrestling history) 2) Eric Escobar (A fat, f---ing joke) 3) Some of Jeff Hardy marks (the worst fans ever) 4) SuperCena (the Hulk Hogan of the generation) 5) The "Unbeatable" Game vs. Randy Orton vs. SuperCena feud (Raw's perennial main event) 6) Botch-ista (no one botches as much as him) 7) Lack of brand-exclusive PPVs (why the product sucks) 8) The Not-Even-Near-Great Khali (big things with small packages) 9) Short Championship reigns (lowers prestige of the titles) 10) Guest Host Role (more money, less emphasis on Raw) SUPERSTARZZ's FAN LIST 1) Chris Jericho (the best in the world at what he does) 2) John Morrison (the Every Night Delight) 3) CM Punk (straightedge means I'm better than you) 4) Jack Swagger (the future of the WWE) 5) Friday Night SmackDown (the best wrestling show on the planet) 6) ECW on SyFy (better the second time around) 7) Stone Cold Steve Austin (the greatest of all-time) 8) King of the Ring PPV (where new stars are born) 9) Sheamus (the Celtic Warrior will claim the WWE as his own) 10) Intercontinental Championship (all the prestige, the splendor, the valor) SUPERSTARZZ's WRESTLEMANIA 26 CARD: 1) John Morrison vs. CM Punk (c) [World Heavyweight Championship] 2) Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton (c) [WWE Championship] 3) Triple H vs. Batista [Raw vs. SmackDown] 4) Rey Mysterio vs. Matt Hardy vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. The Miz (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Jack Swagger vs. MVP [Money in the Bank Ladder Match] 5) Shelton Benjamin vs. William Regal (c) [ECW Championship] 6) Edge and Christian vs. Chris Jericho and The Big Show 7) Legacy vs. The Hart Dynasty vs. Vladimir Kozlov and Ezekiel Jackson [Unified WWE Tag Team Championships] 8) Melina (c) and Maryse vs. Mickie James and Michelle McCool (c) [Raw vs. SmackDown] 9) The Undertaker vs. SuperCena SUPERSTARZZ's WWE PPV PREDICTIONS: 1) SummerSlam 2009: 7-1 (7-1) 2) Breaking Point 2009: 5-2 (12-3) 3) Hell in a Cell 2009: 5-3 (17-6) 4) Bragging Rights 2009: 1-4 (18-10) |
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| 3 weeks ago :: Nov 05, 2009 - 2:35PM #32 | |
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i am sick of the whole jericho is god routine granted he is good better than 95% of the current wwe roster but thats not really a boast as to how week the wwe is as a whole right now in terms of talent and creativity they have the same stories with months even years in some cases i dont agree to the whole jericho is the best heel in wwe at the moment i believe orton is doing a way better job also punk was till they decided to destroy him for whatever reason they had
Below are a few terms used in wrestling and their correct meanings. I've started this thread due to two different threads in less than 24 hours having several posts by several different people try to talk the talk, but really have no idea what they're saying.
So here's what some of the stuff actually means. Please either stop using these phrases and words in relation to wrestling if you refuse to learn what the actually mean. Thank you. 1. Job, Do the Job, Jobber To "do the job" or to "job" or to be a "jobber" means to lose a wrestling match. You are paid to go out to the ring and lose. Hence you go "do the job". 2. Jabroni This is not a word, The Rock made up. It's actually been used for quite some time in wrestling locker rooms. It essentially is an insult and means a "nobody" or someone insignificant. 3. Juice, To Juice, Juicing A term used for bleeding, blood or causing oneself to bleed in a match. 4. Color Same thing as juice. 5. Do the honors Same thing as Do the Job. 6. Angle Originally this term meant promo. However today it means storyline. 7. Work Something not real. (i.e. "That interview was just a work") 8. Shoot Something that is real. A shoot is also a leg take down (i.e. "To shoot the legs") 9. Gimmik Originally the term gimmik meant costume, however today it means what character a person is playing. This is not to be confused with a person being a heel or face. A person can have the gimmik of a clown and be either a heel or a face for example. 10. Heel This means bad guy. 11. Face, Babyface This means good guy. 12. Heat Quite possibly one of the most misused terms out there. Heat is the type of reaction a crowd gives a wrestler. This goes for both heels and faces (i.e. "That guy has some good heat right now. We shouldn't have him job tonight") 13. Heel Heat Much like the term, "heat" but this is intended for how much a bad guy is hated by the fans. The more heel heat and heel has, the more they are getting over and very likely the more money they make. 14. Over, Getting Over To be popular with the fans, be it as a heel or as a face. If you are over, it means you are someone people pay to watch (whether it's to watch you get beaten up or watch you beat someone else up is a moot point). 15. Pop, To pop. Another very often misused term. A pop is a great crowd reaction. This is usually reserved for babyfaces, but can also be applied for heels as well (i.e. "Randy Orton got a huge pop when he took that bump.") 16. Bump, To take a bump A bump is taking an intentional fall and selling to make it look real. Unfortunately, sometimes some of the best performed bumps don't need to be sold as wrestlers can, and very often do, get injured. 17. Sell, Selling, To sell To convince the crowd to suspend their disbelief. (i.e. "He's selling that submission good." or "He sold that interview". 18. Gig A taped razor blade wrestlers use to Juice with, usually hidden in the taped fingers or wrist of a wrestler. 19. Ring rat. Someone who works for free or is very underpaid, and usually a minor who is learning the business by doing odd jobs at shows such as cleaning up and helping set up the ring. 20. Call a match Announcers "call matches" as a way to narrate to fans watching on TV what is happening. This term is also used when a wrestler "calls a match", meaning the spots used are discussed while the match is actually happening between the wrestlers (and sometimes a referee or manager as well). Usually the heel calls the match, however this is not always the case, and is less so now days than it was during the days of the territory system. 21. Spot. A specific move, or series of moves that occur in a match. (i.e. "Don't forget to do that spot, where I clothesline you). 22. Botch. To mess up a Spot. (i.e. "He botched that move"). 23. Run, to run a specific location. To perform at a venue on a consistent basis. "WWE is known to run the garden every ten years at Wrestlemania." 24. Mark, to mark out. Someone who believes all or a part of wrestling, that they see on TV, is real. (i.e. "He marked out when Jeff Hardy won.") 25. Smark A term usually reserved for fans who frequent internet dirt sheets, a smark is one who claims to know or have inside information, and really doesn't or is just flat out wrong. 26. Go Home A term wrestlers use with each other when calling a match to signal to end the contest. Once in a while it is a referee's or a manager's responsibility to tell the wrestlers to "Go Home". 27. Turn, To Turn To change from face to heel or vice versa. 28. Kayfabe The art of trying to keep the secrets of wrestling a secret. Also a warning wrestlers use when someone not in the business is nearby and their conversation may be heard, and they don't want it to be heard (i.e. "Shhh....Kayfabe! Kayfabe!") 29. Bury. To bury someone. To be buried. The verbally attack an opponent so badly that the fan is neither impressed by a victory over them, nor a loss to them. Burying an opponent, quite often can lead to attempting to steal heat away from them. 30. Screwjob Made most famous by the 1997 Survivor Series Montreal Screwjob involving Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, and Vince McMahon, it's often used to describe a match supposed to be going one way, but one or both wrestlers are shocked (and quite often angry) when the result is changed at the last minute or even during the match. As a side note, the Montreal Screwjob is still, even more than a decade later, one of the most talked about events in Wrestling history. 31. Swerve To lead the fans one direction with a storyline, only to change that direction with no storytelling foreshadowing, thereby shocking the fans. This is seen less and less today as a result of internet spoilers. 32. Dusty Finish Made famous due to matches between Dusty Rhodes and Superstar Billy Graham, a match reaches it's completion only to have the decision reversed. 33. Draw, Drawing Power The ability to bring in fans to watch the matches. 34. Gas Often used to describe steroids 35. Plant A term used to describe a wrestler posing as a fan. 36. Wrestler's Court An unofficial "court" that WWE wrestlers use for the policing of wrestlers that violate the traditions held for so long by the industry. The punishments usually range from pranking (also known as Ribbing) to paying for other wrestlers' travel expenses. In Matt and Jeff Hardy's book Exist 2 Inspire, they discuss an situation where they had to go to "court" while it was still judged by The Undertaker, "We got to the next house show and John Bradshaw Layfield told us, 'You guys have been sentenced to Wrestler's Court. Your trial is set for next week at Raw. Wrestler's Court is exactly what it sounds like. All the wrestlers gather in the locker room, and they hold a mock trial. The Undertaker is the judge and John Bradshaw Layfield is the prosecuting attorney. It's pretty scary, because once you get up there on the stand, everybody's against you." Judges for Wrestler's Court have included the following: The Undertaker, John "Bradshaw" Layfield, Hardcore Bob Holly, and Brian Adams. 37. Stiff When a wrestler puts excessive force behind his attacks or moves against his or her opponent, be it on purpose or by accident. Someof the more well known stiff workers are Vader, John "Bradshaw" Layfield, Hardcore Bob Holly, and Bubba Ray Dudley (also known as Brother Ray) That's all I can think of right now off the top of my head, I'll post more. However, please, once again, actually use these terms correctly from now on. When you don;t and you use them incorrectly, you just make yourself look foolish to those who actually know a little bit about wrestling. Thank you. this sign was made by craig from wwe universe |
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| 3 weeks ago :: Nov 05, 2009 - 2:38PM #33 | |
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People like you are the reason WWE now has 25 world title changes every ****ing year.
-Dolph Ziggler.
-Future Main Eventer. -Amazing In Ring, And In Promo. -The Guys Sh*gging Maria Too... -Give Him The IC Title! |
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| 3 weeks ago :: Nov 05, 2009 - 4:21PM #34 | |
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No I feel that Jerishow is doing a solid job as Tag Team Champions and a good long title reign is what WWE needs at the moment (thank you Kofi). I am surprised that WWE has not capitalized on this opportunity in re-building the Tag Team Division. I mean how many legitimate tag teams does WWE have right now?
Cryme Tyme Hart Dynasty MVP & Mark Henry Ezekiel Jackson & Vladamir Kozlov The Legacy That is all I can think of off the top of my head, are there not any Tag Teams in FCW? Despite much criticism, I do feel that if given more time the Colons could have been an excellent tag team. Don't get me started on the World's Greatest Tag Team (I'm" a WGTT Mark so shoot me), I could easily see them wearing Unified Tag Team Gold because I feel that they are two of the most underrated, underutilized and underappreciated stars in the company. How about building some new Tag Teams? Here are a couple of Tag Teams that I could see: Finlay & Sheamus "The Irishmen" (I know it is obvious) Mike Knox & Festus (Under a different gimmick, similar to Mike Knox's) Jimmy Wang Yang & Kung Fu Naki (With a Kai-en-Tai like gimmick) The Great Khali & Jamie Noble (Just joking lol) This (plus The Colons & WGTT) would round the teams out to 9 or 10 teams (because of Legacy), I feel that that could make for some excellent Tag Team Wrestling. |
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| 3 weeks ago :: Nov 05, 2009 - 4:26PM #35 | |
"Sanity is overrated."
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| 3 weeks ago :: Nov 05, 2009 - 4:27PM #36 | |
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I am. Jericho should go back to single competion and win the world title again.
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