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We fight together!
We ride together!
Right now we gonna get live together!
Chain Gang is the Click!

Chaingang member 4 life
Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.
The Cenation takin' over!
The Champ is....HERE!
Regret Nothing. Fear Less.
You Can't See Me!
Word Life
WWE should push"The Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin!

MVP is half man, half amazing, and he's better than you.

Not taking off until Mr. Kennedy(...Kennedy!) is back on television!-started on 5/30/09

Not taking off until WWE pushes R-Truth!-started on 6/6/09

I'm thee #1 PEEP!

If you don't fear the Nation of Violence, then Joe's gonna KILL you.

There are no smarks allowed in The Palace of Wisdom.

10% Luck
20% Skill
15% Concentrated Power of Will
5% Pleasure
50% Pain
And 100% Reason to Remember the Name!

Greatest Rap Song Ever:Renegade by Jay-Z & Eminem
Motherf***ers -
say that I'm foolish I only talk about jewels
Do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it?
See I'm influenced by the ghetto you ruined
That same dude you gave nothin, I made somethin doin
what I do through and through and
I give you the news - with a twist it's just his ghetto point-of-view
The renegade; you been afraid
I penetrate pop culture, bring 'em a lot closer to the block where they
pop toasters, and they live with they moms
Got dropped roasters, from botched robberies ****z crotched over
Mommy's knocked up cause she wasn't watched over
Knocked down by some clown when child support knocked
No he's not around - now how that sound to ya, jot it down
I bring it through the ghetto without ridin 'round
hidin down duckin strays from frustrated youths stuck in they ways
Just read a magazine that f***ed up my day
How you rate music that thugs with nothin relate to it?
I help them see they way through it - not you
Can't step in my pants, can't walk in my shoes
Bet everything you worth; you lose your tie and your shirt

[Eminem]
Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it
But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it
Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherf***in drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You f***in do-good-less - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage!
(Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't
think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo
Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*}
And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass it's just the

[Chorus: Eminem + Jay-Z]
[Em] RENEGADE! Never been afraid to say
what's on my mind at, any given time of day
Cause I'm a RENEGADE! Never been afraid to talk
about anything (ANYTHING) anything (ANYTHING), RENEGADE!
[Jay] Never been afraid to say
what's on my mind at, any given time of day
Cause I'm a {RENEGADE} Never been afraid to holler
about anything (anything) Anything (ANYTHING!)

[Jay-Z]
I had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles
Pockets filled with a lot of lint, not a cent
Gotta vent, lot of innocent of lives lost on the project bench
Whatchu hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in
By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver
Doo-rag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me - I'm awkward, I box leftier often
My pops left me an orphan, my momma wasn't home
Could not stress to me I wasn't grown; 'specially on nights
I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings
My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up
Raisin my fingers to critics; raisin my head to the sky
BIG I did it - multi before I die (****)
No lie, just know I chose my own fate
I drove by the fork in the road and went straight

[Eminem]
See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare
Jesus Christ the King of these Latter Day Saints here
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me
as a monger of hate and Satan a scatter-brained atheist
But that ain't the case, see it's a matter of taste
We as a people decide if Shady's as bad as they say he is
Or is he the latter - a gateway to escape?
Media scapegoat, who they can be mad at today
See it's easy as cake, simple as whistlin Dixie
while I'm wavin the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water - no wonder they try to hold me under longer
I'm a motherf***in spiteful, DELIGHTFUL eyeful
The new Ice Cube - motherf***ers HATE to like you
What did I do? (huh?) I'm just a kid from the gutter
makin this butter off these bloodsuckers, cause I'm a muh'f***in

[Chorus] - repeat 2X

Woo Woo Woo! You Know It!

Cena-4 Miz-0 WordLife.

Cena quotes
"Vickie, you've got some 'splaining to do!"

"The All-American American? Are you kidding? That's like me saying The Champ is Here...Here, or You Can't See Me...Me! How about after this match, you change your name to The All-American. Or how about more accurately, The All-American Jack@ss?"

"Go ahead! Hit me! Hit me! See what will happen! I will unleash hell on you!"

"If you don't start none, there won't be none, but if you want some, come get some!"

(while holding a coconut)"These are the only nuts Carlito will ever have."

"Ladies and gentlemen it's MISTERRRRRRRRR Cameltoe!..Cameltoe!"

"JBL, I've told you before homie, there's those who talk about it, and there's those who be about it!"

(while looking at Melina)"Wow...Umaga looks very different."

"Eric Bischoff wants to give me the night off? Well I say back off, J@ckoff!"

"I regret nothing, and fear less."

"That's about as lame as Mike Adamle as General Manager of RAW."

(rapping to Steph)"Oh sorry, I lost my concentration. I was looking at your targets? And hopefully at Vengence, i'll find out if the curtains matches the carpets."

"Kurt, you're acting like a friggin' ham sandwich!"

"You're not a reality show has-been, you're a WWE never-was."

(talkin' about Lita)"Her endzone kinda like one you see at a Suiters game. It's red, it's real experienced, and it's got 11 guys tryin' to score at once."

"These people don't hate you cause you Arab-American. They hate you cause you ****-American."

"I can't fight Big Show because I'm afraid he'll eat me! I can't tag with Orton because he wears to much baby oil! And I can't fight Jericho because I never learned to read!"


You say Soulja Boy, I say Eminem.
You say Hurricane Chris, I say Snoop Dogg.
You say B-Hamp, I say Lil Wayne.
You say Jonas Brothers, I say N.W.A.
You say Miley Cyrus, I say Ludacris.
You say Kelly Clarkson, I say T.I.
You say Taylor Swift, I say The Game.
You say Ashley Tisdale, I say Kanye West.
You say Pop or Rock, I say Hip-Hop/Rap!

Favorite Wrestlers: John Cena, HBK, Jeff Hardy, Christian, Shelton Benjamin, John Morrison, Undertaker, Tyson Kidd, Kofi Kingston, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Randy Orton, LAX, HHH, HBK,  Rey Mysterio, Evan Bourne, CM Punk, Kane, Booker T(not King Booker), Team 3D, Tommy Dreamer, Rhino, Umaga, Mick Foley, Jay Lethal, Motor City Machine Guns, Consequnces Creed, Sheamus, Mr. Kennedy(...KKEEENNAAADDDYYY!), Kofi Kingston, Hurricane Helms, MVP, Charlie Haas, James Storm, Suicide, Shark Boy, Kaz, Hornswoggle, DJ Gabriel(not his gimmick), R-Truth, Cryme Tyme, The Colons, Bobby Lashley, Eric Young, Eziekiel Jackson, Robert Roode

Least favorite wrestlers: Scott Stiener, Vladmir Koslov, Jack Swagger, The Miz, Kurt Angle, Edge,Mark Henry, Big Show, The Brian Kendrick, Mike Knox, William Regal, Paul Burchill, Matt Hardy, Chris Jericho, Batista

Favorite Divas/Knockouts: Trish Stratus, Lita, ODB, Gail Kim, Taylor Wilde, Roxxi, Michelle McCool, Torrie Willson, Maria, Candice, Layla, Nikki Bella, Natalya, Daffne, Sojoner Bolt, Kelly Kelly, Sarina, Alyssa Flash, The Bautiful People

Favorite Legends: The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart, Ricky Steamboat, Jimmy Snuka, Jerry Lawler, Ron Simmons, Terry Funk, Ric Flair, Andre The Giant, Hulk Hogan, Vader, Bushwackers, Mr. Perfect, Dusty Rhodes, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Sabu, The Sandman, "Macho Man" Randy Savage

"People think i'm crazy, that's what eberybody's telling me. Because me beating you, is like you winning a spelling bee. That's okay, tonight I silence them all. Yuo're an neaderthal, so I'll use words that's small. Me Brock Lesnar, Here Comes The Pain, God build me strong, forget to give me brain. You hop around all day like there's potatoes in your crack. That's a nice tattoo, of your mother on your back. I'm untouchable, you can't beat my abillity. I'm like a math problem Brock. You just can't finish me."
-John Cena freestyles on Brock Lesnar

               John Cena Raps on Number 1 Contenders
HBK i'm scouting you heavy cause i know there is no one better
But you're a little too friendly wearing chaps, chains and leather
And gold medal or not Kurt Angle's going south
Forget your mouthpiece, i'll put my piece in your mouth
Big Show's a giant!, he's enormous!
I could think of a million adjectives but it's just another case of big things come in small packages
And Carlito you ain't cool, you some Chia Pet puts
And instead of spittin out apples you should be chokin on deez nuts!
Lita's a ****! You all should run away when you see her!
I shook her hand last week and she gave me Gonorhea!
And you, you claim you're money in the back, Edge, you think you know me
Well John Cena's like a windmill so you can go ahead and blow me
You see the champ is here!, i never back down, i never quit
If i have to, i'll fight you all cause i just don't give a (crowd) ****!

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"Sometimes it is hell trying to get to heaven."-Undertaker

"You may be the best in the world, but you ain't better than me."-MVP

"Never mind what haters say, ignore them till they fade away"-T.I.

"I'm John Morrison, and last week I killed a Shark with a spork."-John Morrison

"Actually, I just like making you look stupid"-Christian

"Jeff, I'm going to do something you should've done a long time ago. I'm going to Just Say NO."-CM Punk

"I did not sleep with that young intern. As a matter of fact, I was UP. ALL. NIGHT!!!"-Shawn Michaels

"You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life"-Eminem

"You know I'm really glad we brought these tissues out beacuse I usually need one after their(The Beautiful People) entrance."-Alex Shelly

"You think just because you talk down to these people, that makes you bad? Quit playin'! You ain't bad. At all. But things are about to get bad. Real bad. And that's the truth, the whole truth, and nuthin' but the(holds mic up to the crowd) TRUTH!"-R-Truth

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero(October 9,1967-November 13, 2005) VIVA LA RAZA!
R.I.P "The King of Pop" Michael Jackson(August 29, 1958-June 25, 2009)

Oh radio, tell me everything you know.

^Thats what she said!^
I`m the most Twistted Weiner you'll never see.
I'm So Twistedd, I trip with the stairs.
!Hail Hurricane Helms!

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<3: Hurricane, Zack Ryder, Chirs Sabin, CM Punk, Y2J, Master Regal, Sheamus