WHITE LIGHTNING IS HERE!!!

Fan of:Zack Ryder;Mr.Ziggles;John Morrison;DX;Rey Mysterio;Chavo Guerro;Christian;Yoshi Tatsu;Goldust;Edge;Randy Orton

Hater of:Hornswoggle;John Cena;Tyler Reks;Mike Knox

SUPERSTARZZ's TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT:

1) Never disrespect any man, regardless of preferences;
2) Show some attitude while talking trash to everybody else;
3) Pay tribute to the Founding Fathers of sports entertainment;
4) Do not be afraid to use profanity when necessary;
5) Be logical and reasonable when presenting arguments;
6) Learn not to be carried away in the kayfabe world;
7) Avoid being a hater because of a rivalry with a favorite;
8) Tell people to respect their fellow wrestling fans;
9) Heels will always be more talented than faces; and
10) MONEY and KIDS are the roots of ALL evil!

2009 SUPERSTARZZ's EXCELLENCE CHOICE AWARDS: (as of September 28, 2009)

1) Superstar of the Year: CM Punk;
2) Match of the Year: Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker (WM25);
3) Breakout Star of the Year: Jack Swagger;
4) Diva of the Year: Maryse;
5) Tag Team of the Year: Beer Money, Inc.;
6) Non-Wrestler Personality of the Year: Vickie Guerrero;
7) Most Underrated Superstar of the Year: The Burchills (Paul and Katie Lea);
8) Commentator of the Year: Matt Striker;
9) Gimmick of the Year: CM Punk (heel);
10) Feud of the Year: Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio!

2009 SUPERSTARZZ's WORST CHOICE AWARDS: (as of September 28, 2009)

1) Worst Superstar of the Year: Hornswoggle;
2) Worst Diva of the Year: Santin"a" Marella;
3) Worst Match of the Year: Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marella (May 11 Raw)
4) Worst Feud of the Year: Chavo Guerrero vs. Hornswoggle;
5) Most Disappointing Superstar of the Year: Jeff Hardy;
6) Most Overrated Superstar of the Year: Batista;
7) Most Annoying Voice of the Year: Michael Cole;
8) Most Boring Storyline of the Year: Kane vs. the Great Khali!

SUPERSTARZZ's TOP 15 WRESTLERS OF ALL-TIME:

1) Stone Cold Steve Austin; (for revolutionizing the greatest era in sports entertainment history)
2) Hulk Hogan; (for solidifying a strong foundation for future generations)
3) The Undertaker; (for portraying the greatest gimmick of all-time)
4) Sting; (for proving success does not come with big packages)
5) Shawn Michaels; (for stopping the show with his unmatched showmanship)
6) Ric Flair; (for serving as the ultimate prototype wrestler)
7) The Rock; (for cutting the greatest promos in history)
8) Bruno Sammartino; (for showing the definition of dominance)
9) Bret Hart; (for creating a legacy seemingly unparalleled)
10) Mick Foley and Terry Funk; [tie] (for setting the standards of being hardcore)
11) Triple H; (for bringing the game to new heights)
12) Rowdy Roddy Piper; (for making history with memorable moments)
13) Chris Jericho; (for breaking down the walls of boredom)
14) Road Warrior Hawk and Animal; (for sporting the true essence of teamwork)
15) Kurt Angle! (for showcasing the true definition of a machine)

SUPERSTARZZ's HATE LIST

1) Hornswoggle (the most overrated troll in wrestling history)
2) Eric Escobar (A fat, f---ing joke)
3) Some of Jeff Hardy marks (the worst fans ever)
4) SuperCena (the Hulk Hogan of the generation)
5) The "Unbeatable" Game vs. Randy Orton vs. SuperCena feud (Raw's perennial main event)
6) Botch-ista (no one botches as much as him)
7) Lack of brand-exclusive PPVs (why the product sucks)
8) The Not-Even-Near-Great Khali (big things with small packages)
9) Short Championship reigns (lowers prestige of the titles)
10) Guest Host Role (more money, less emphasis on Raw)

SUPERSTARZZ's FAN LIST

1) Chris Jericho (the best in the world at what he does)
2) John Morrison (the Every Night Delight)
3) CM Punk (straightedge means I'm better than you)
4) Jack Swagger (the future of the WWE)
5) Friday Night SmackDown (the best wrestling show on the planet)
6) ECW on SyFy (better the second time around)
7) Stone Cold Steve Austin (the greatest of all-time)
8) King of the Ring PPV (where new stars are born)
9) Sheamus (the Celtic Warrior will claim the WWE as his own)
10) Intercontinental Championship (all the prestige, the splendor, the valor)

SUPERSTARZZ's WRESTLEMANIA 26 CARD:

1) John Morrison vs. CM Punk (c) [World Heavyweight Championship]
2) Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton (c) [WWE Championship]
3) Triple H vs. Batista [Raw vs. SmackDown]
4) Rey Mysterio vs. Matt Hardy vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. The Miz (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Jack Swagger vs. MVP [Money in the Bank Ladder Match]
5) Shelton Benjamin vs. William Regal (c) [ECW Championship]
6) Edge and Christian vs. Chris Jericho and The Big Show
7) Legacy vs. The Hart Dynasty vs. Vladimir Kozlov and Ezekiel Jackson [Unified WWE Tag Team Championships]
8) Melina (c) and Maryse vs. Mickie James and Michelle McCool (c) [Raw vs. SmackDown]
9) The Undertaker vs. SuperCena

SUPERSTARZZ's WWE PPV PREDICTIONS:

1) SummerSlam 2009: 7-1 (7-1)
2) Breaking Point 2009: 5-2 (12-3)
3) Hell in a Cell 2009: 5-3 (17-6)
4) Bragging Rights 2009: 1-4 (18-10)

I don't hate john cena, I just find him very very very very boring and repetitive.




Favorite wrestlers
1: Chris Jericho
2:Shawn micheals
3: Edge
4:Undertaker
5: Triple H (Burys people, but he can wrestle better than half the roster.)


Worst wrestlers
1: Boretista
2: John "Superman" cena
3: Coke hardy
4:The Big Slow
5: The Slow Khali
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY JOHN CENA IS RUINING WRESTLING!!!!!!

10. He buries talent with his "invincible" persona.  He is put over superstars who often dominate the entire match impressively until the last 30 seconds which result in another win.

9. His programs consist of him getting beat up every single week until he wins in predictable fashion at the PPV.

8. His gimmick, or lack there of, is boring and stale.  He's like the generic babyface, and it's rare he has a meaningful fued.

7. His mic skills are sub-par: I noticed it most when he was fueding with Jericho, who just whipped him on the mic and made Cena look really bad.

6. His title reigns are boring beyond belief.  WWE is at it's worst when he's got the belt, which is far too often.  He can't have meaningful promos and he can't do anything meaningful in the ring to help his rivalries.

5. He can't take a break from the main-event: he's got to be everywhere at everytime.  Be it winning the Royal Rumble, winning the title in his return match, etc. he always is the centre of attention unless he's injured.

4. When he does return he ruins the great programs that often occur in his absense (i.e. Jericho title reign).

3. This may be a one-off, but when he does a movie it's like everything suddenly resolves around it.  There's vignettes for it 5 times a show plus the commercials in between.  I mean, jesus christ I get it's a WWE movie with John Cena but come on!

2. His wrestling skills are mediocore at best.  His 5-move John Cena routine is ridiculous.  His entire offensive repitoire can be executed in 60 seconds and he has to be carried the rest of the match.

1. He is shoved down our throats to a degree commonly reserved for elected members of parliament.  They're trying to bill him as the next Austin/Rock/Hogan but he's not nearly as entertaining or watchable.  He is boring in and outside the ring and some compare to Hogan-I believe he's much worse.

Now for some LOL quotes from 14 year olds on Youtube:
From Johncena8eminem
"cena ma man cena is da best he deserves dat champ belt **** randy **** boy randy got a **** **** peace of shyt . cena is da best he is da king of wwe CENA N BATISTA da best wrestler"