Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ,hello
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yay
Nirvana

I don't hate john cena, I just find him very very very very boring and repetitive.




Favorite wrestlers
1: Chris Jericho
2:Shawn micheals
3: Edge
4:Undertaker
5: Triple H (Burys people, but he can wrestle better than half the roster.)


Worst wrestlers
1: Boretista
2: John "Superman" cena
3: Coke hardy
4:The Big Slow
5: The Slow Khali
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY JOHN CENA IS RUINING WRESTLING!!!!!!

10. He buries talent with his "invincible" persona.  He is put over superstars who often dominate the entire match impressively until the last 30 seconds which result in another win.

9. His programs consist of him getting beat up every single week until he wins in predictable fashion at the PPV.

8. His gimmick, or lack there of, is boring and stale.  He's like the generic babyface, and it's rare he has a meaningful fued.

7. His mic skills are sub-par: I noticed it most when he was fueding with Jericho, who just whipped him on the mic and made Cena look really bad.

6. His title reigns are boring beyond belief.  WWE is at it's worst when he's got the belt, which is far too often.  He can't have meaningful promos and he can't do anything meaningful in the ring to help his rivalries.

5. He can't take a break from the main-event: he's got to be everywhere at everytime.  Be it winning the Royal Rumble, winning the title in his return match, etc. he always is the centre of attention unless he's injured.

4. When he does return he ruins the great programs that often occur in his absense (i.e. Jericho title reign).

3. This may be a one-off, but when he does a movie it's like everything suddenly resolves around it.  There's vignettes for it 5 times a show plus the commercials in between.  I mean, jesus christ I get it's a WWE movie with John Cena but come on!

2. His wrestling skills are mediocore at best.  His 5-move John Cena routine is ridiculous.  His entire offensive repitoire can be executed in 60 seconds and he has to be carried the rest of the match.

1. He is shoved down our throats to a degree commonly reserved for elected members of parliament.  They're trying to bill him as the next Austin/Rock/Hogan but he's not nearly as entertaining or watchable.  He is boring in and outside the ring and some compare to Hogan-I believe he's much worse.

Now for some LOL quotes from 14 year olds on Youtube:
From Johncena8eminem
"cena ma man cena is da best he deserves dat champ belt **** randy **** boy randy got a **** **** peace of shyt . cena is da best he is da king of wwe CENA N BATISTA da best wrestler"

"I am the Epidemic, the Devil's Advocate, the Olympian, the trail blazin', killswitch engagin', the Breaker Busting, Ragdollizing, The Predictor, the Angel of Chaos, your baby's baby's daddy, Horono."

"I hear them cry out in the night. Their screams tell a tale of pain, suffering, and destruction. Every ounce of forgiveness and acceptance has been ripped from them. My own Advocate has become this monster, this, devil. He abandoned his old life and became new. This, Angel of Chaos, must be stopped. It doesn't matter if the Heavens and Earth are destroyed in the process. Horono must be stopped."

Settle down, take your ritalin, and go cry emo kid!

Top 10 Favorite Wrestlers
1. John Morrison
2. Edge       
3. Chris Jericho
4. The Miz     
5. Bret Hart
6. The Sandman
7. Mick Foley
8. Stone Cold
9. Christian
10. The Rock

SaveUs_DaWarrior

I'm considering doing a weekly blog on the state of wrestling.....for those interested and think that I should please send me a private message. I don't want to waste my time doing one unless I know it's going to be read.

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