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Lmao at last night's botch
1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:15PM #1
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Kyle telling Jericho:
Kyle:Chris, you'll be facing Kofi Johnson-Kingston-Kofi Kingston!
XD
What's up doc?
1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:15PM #2
THEMVP23
Posts: 906
19 hours 2 late......
Cena Has 5 Moves, so He sucks, MVP is the best wrestler ever. Dolph Ziggler is second. F*ck You if you disagree.
Jerichoholic

Not removing until Cena loses his "superman" powers.Copy and paste this if you hate Cena.

HHH STOP BURRING TALENT!!!1


WWE IS JERICHO!!!!!


Batista is a f*cking disgrace to wrestling, and needs to go away.
1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:17PM #3
uberbad
Posts: 970

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:15PM, THEMVP23 wrote:

19 hours 2 late......


1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:18PM #4
johncenasucks (WWE Universe's Smartest Poster)
Posts: 2515

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:15PM, THEMVP23 wrote:

19 hours 2 late......


I don't hate john cena, I just find him very very very very boring and repetitive.




Favorite wrestlers
1: Chris Jericho
2:Shawn micheals
3: Edge
4:Undertaker
5: Triple H (Burys people, but he can wrestle better than half the roster.)


Worst wrestlers
1: Boretista
2: John "Superman" cena
3: Coke hardy
4:The Big Slow
5: The Slow Khali
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY JOHN CENA IS RUINING WRESTLING!!!!!!

10. He buries talent with his "invincible" persona.  He is put over superstars who often dominate the entire match impressively until the last 30 seconds which result in another win.

9. His programs consist of him getting beat up every single week until he wins in predictable fashion at the PPV.

8. His gimmick, or lack there of, is boring and stale.  He's like the generic babyface, and it's rare he has a meaningful fued.

7. His mic skills are sub-par: I noticed it most when he was fueding with Jericho, who just whipped him on the mic and made Cena look really bad.

6. His title reigns are boring beyond belief.  WWE is at it's worst when he's got the belt, which is far too often.  He can't have meaningful promos and he can't do anything meaningful in the ring to help his rivalries.

5. He can't take a break from the main-event: he's got to be everywhere at everytime.  Be it winning the Royal Rumble, winning the title in his return match, etc. he always is the centre of attention unless he's injured.

4. When he does return he ruins the great programs that often occur in his absense (i.e. Jericho title reign).

3. This may be a one-off, but when he does a movie it's like everything suddenly resolves around it.  There's vignettes for it 5 times a show plus the commercials in between.  I mean, jesus christ I get it's a WWE movie with John Cena but come on!

2. His wrestling skills are mediocore at best.  His 5-move John Cena routine is ridiculous.  His entire offensive repitoire can be executed in 60 seconds and he has to be carried the rest of the match.

1. He is shoved down our throats to a degree commonly reserved for elected members of parliament.  They're trying to bill him as the next Austin/Rock/Hogan but he's not nearly as entertaining or watchable.  He is boring in and outside the ring and some compare to Hogan-I believe he's much worse.

Now for some LOL quotes from 14 year olds on Youtube:
From Johncena8eminem
"cena ma man cena is da best he deserves dat champ belt **** randy **** boy randy got a **** **** peace of shyt . cena is da best he is da king of wwe CENA N BATISTA da best wrestler"
1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:20PM #5
Evan Von Erich
Posts: 264

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:17PM, uberbad wrote:

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:15PM, THEMVP23 wrote:

19 hours 2 late......



2 minutes too

Favorites:
John Cena, Aj Styles, Chavo Guerrero, The Hart Dynasti, Chris Jericho, The Miz, Eric Escobar, Yoshi Tatsu, Edge, Bobby Lashley

Lacey Von Erich, Beth Phoenix, Alissa Flash, Christy Hemme, Jillian, Traci Brooks & Vickie Guerrero
1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:20PM #6
ιтz мє ѕηιт¢нєz!!!!!
Posts: 2
You my good sir,Fail...KTHXBAI!!!
You Know Who It Is........
1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:22PM #7
THEMVP23
Posts: 906

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:21PM, Matt [Just Matt] wrote:

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:15PM, THEMVP23 wrote:

19 hours 2 late......


Might be the smartest post you've ever made.


back at ya!

Cena Has 5 Moves, so He sucks, MVP is the best wrestler ever. Dolph Ziggler is second. F*ck You if you disagree.
Jerichoholic

Not removing until Cena loses his "superman" powers.Copy and paste this if you hate Cena.

HHH STOP BURRING TALENT!!!1


WWE IS JERICHO!!!!!


Batista is a f*cking disgrace to wrestling, and needs to go away.
1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:22PM #8
#1RKOFAN-RKO is God
Posts: 4382

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:15PM, THEMVP23 wrote:

19 hours 2 late......


MLB:NEW YORK YANKEES!-27 TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS!
NBA:BOSTON CELTICS!-17 TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS!
1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:22PM #9
Truthslayer
Posts: 10
Um, its too little too late because we already know the botch.
1 month ago  ::  Oct 27, 2009 - 4:22PM #10
ιтz мє ѕηιт¢нєz!!!!!
Posts: 2

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:22PM, THEMVP23 wrote:

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:21PM, Matt [Just Matt] wrote:

Oct 27, 2009 -- 4:15PM, THEMVP23 wrote:

19 hours 2 late......


Might be the smartest post you've ever made.


back at ya!


Back at ya!Wink

You Know Who It Is........
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