Here's a few things about me:

1. John Cena bores me.
2. Mike Mizanin is my husband--he just doesnt know it yet.
3. If Hornswoggle is ever fired, i will mark out.
4. Randy Orton is my hero. Chris Jericho is my god.

Any questions?

SUPERSTARZZ's TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT:

1) Never disrespect any man, regardless of preferences;
2) Show some attitude while talking trash to everybody else;
3) Pay tribute to the Founding Fathers of sports entertainment;
4) Do not be afraid to use profanity when necessary;
5) Be logical and reasonable when presenting arguments;
6) Learn not to be carried away in the kayfabe world;
7) Avoid being a hater because of a rivalry with a favorite;
8) Tell people to respect their fellow wrestling fans;
9) Heels will always be more talented than faces; and
10) MONEY and KIDS are the roots of ALL evil!

2009 SUPERSTARZZ's EXCELLENCE CHOICE AWARDS: (as of September 28, 2009)

1) Superstar of the Year: CM Punk;
2) Match of the Year: Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker (WM25);
3) Breakout Star of the Year: Jack Swagger;
4) Diva of the Year: Maryse;
5) Tag Team of the Year: Beer Money, Inc.;
6) Non-Wrestler Personality of the Year: Vickie Guerrero;
7) Most Underrated Superstar of the Year: The Burchills (Paul and Katie Lea);
8) Commentator of the Year: Matt Striker;
9) Gimmick of the Year: CM Punk (heel);
10) Feud of the Year: Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio!

2009 SUPERSTARZZ's WORST CHOICE AWARDS: (as of September 28, 2009)

1) Worst Superstar of the Year: Hornswoggle;
2) Worst Diva of the Year: Santin"a" Marella;
3) Worst Match of the Year: Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marella (May 11 Raw)
4) Worst Feud of the Year: Chavo Guerrero vs. Hornswoggle;
5) Most Disappointing Superstar of the Year: Jeff Hardy;
6) Most Overrated Superstar of the Year: Batista;
7) Most Annoying Voice of the Year: Michael Cole;
8) Most Boring Storyline of the Year: Kane vs. the Great Khali!

SUPERSTARZZ's TOP 15 WRESTLERS OF ALL-TIME:

1) Stone Cold Steve Austin; (for revolutionizing the greatest era in sports entertainment history)
2) Hulk Hogan; (for solidifying a strong foundation for future generations)
3) The Undertaker; (for portraying the greatest gimmick of all-time)
4) Sting; (for proving success does not come with big packages)
5) Shawn Michaels; (for stopping the show with his unmatched showmanship)
6) Ric Flair; (for serving as the ultimate prototype wrestler)
7) The Rock; (for cutting the greatest promos in history)
8) Bruno Sammartino; (for showing the definition of dominance)
9) Bret Hart; (for creating a legacy seemingly unparalleled)
10) Mick Foley and Terry Funk; [tie] (for setting the standards of being hardcore)
11) Triple H; (for bringing the game to new heights)
12) Rowdy Roddy Piper; (for making history with memorable moments)
13) Chris Jericho; (for breaking down the walls of boredom)
14) Road Warrior Hawk and Animal; (for sporting the true essence of teamwork)
15) Kurt Angle! (for showcasing the true definition of a machine)

SUPERSTARZZ's HATE LIST

1) Hornswoggle (the most overrated troll in wrestling history)
2) Eric Escobar (A fat, f---ing joke)
3) Some of Jeff Hardy marks (the worst fans ever)
4) SuperCena (the Hulk Hogan of the generation)
5) The "Unbeatable" Game vs. Randy Orton vs. SuperCena feud (Raw's perennial main event)
6) Botch-ista (no one botches as much as him)
7) Lack of brand-exclusive PPVs (why the product sucks)
8) The Not-Even-Near-Great Khali (big things with small packages)
9) Short Championship reigns (lowers prestige of the titles)
10) Guest Host Role (more money, less emphasis on Raw)

SUPERSTARZZ's FAN LIST

1) Chris Jericho (the best in the world at what he does)
2) John Morrison (the Every Night Delight)
3) CM Punk (straightedge means I'm better than you)
4) Jack Swagger (the future of the WWE)
5) Friday Night SmackDown (the best wrestling show on the planet)
6) ECW on SyFy (better the second time around)
7) Stone Cold Steve Austin (the greatest of all-time)
8) King of the Ring PPV (where new stars are born)
9) Sheamus (the Celtic Warrior will claim the WWE as his own)
10) Intercontinental Championship (all the prestige, the splendor, the valor)

SUPERSTARZZ's WRESTLEMANIA 26 CARD:

1) John Morrison vs. CM Punk (c) [World Heavyweight Championship]
2) Shawn Michaels vs. Randy Orton (c) [WWE Championship]
3) Triple H vs. Batista [Raw vs. SmackDown]
4) Rey Mysterio vs. Matt Hardy vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne vs. The Miz (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Jack Swagger vs. MVP [Money in the Bank Ladder Match]
5) Shelton Benjamin vs. William Regal (c) [ECW Championship]
6) Edge and Christian vs. Chris Jericho and The Big Show
7) Legacy vs. The Hart Dynasty vs. Vladimir Kozlov and Ezekiel Jackson [Unified WWE Tag Team Championships]
8) Melina (c) and Maryse vs. Mickie James and Michelle McCool (c) [Raw vs. SmackDown]
9) The Undertaker vs. SuperCena

SUPERSTARZZ's WWE PPV PREDICTIONS:

1) SummerSlam 2009: 7-1 (7-1)
2) Breaking Point 2009: 5-2 (12-3)
3) Hell in a Cell 2009: 5-3 (17-6)
4) Bragging Rights 2009: 1-4 (18-10)