The most BORING match ever!!!!
| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 12:12AM #1 | |
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The whole RAW roster vs. Micheal Cole
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| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 12:13AM #2 | |
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I'd Spicen things up by Adding a tag team partner for Michael Cole. Observe:
The Raw Roster vs Michael Cole and a Steel Chair
BEHOLD THE POWER OF BIG ZEKE
I am GM Of ECW Ezekiel Jackson is ECW CM Punk and Kane are Smackdown The Miz is Raw |
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| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 12:14AM #3 | |
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Actually, when non-wrestlers wrestle it always gets a huge reaction.
I speak in Kayfabe because that's how wrestling is supposed to be watched. I enjoy it, unlike the smarky sheep that fill the Internet Wrestling Community.
Smark: John Cena only has 5 moves!!! Logic: Really? So do Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair and Bret Hart then. Smark: Yeah, well, John Cena always gets beat up and then comes back at the end!!: Logic: Again, Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart did the same thing. Smark: Oh, well...uhm...John Cena...is only popular...to kids! Yeah! Logic: Oh really? John Cena, the most popular wrestler in the world, is only popular to kids? He's a wrestler, who's main demographic is males 18-35...and he's the most popular...So...Contradiction? Smark: Well...John Cena can't wrestle!!! Logic: Name one time John Cena botched a move. In the meantime, I'll put together an hour long compilation of botches by Shelton Benjamin and Sabu. Smark: Well...I can't think of any...because...uhm...John Cena sucks!! Logic: Are you crying, Smark? Smark:...yes. "BrooksNero"...No matter how you put it, the girl's got style. |
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| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 12:17AM #4 | |
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Boring? Hell, I'd love to see Cole's whiney tail get kicked around in the ring by every single Raw superstar.
I'd grab the popcorn and enjoy the madness! 
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| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 9:57AM #5 | |
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Any match with Kelly Kelly.
Favorite Male Superstars
The Rock Rhyno Matt Hardy CM Punk Shelton Benjamin Santino Marella Jack Swagger Favorite Female/Divas Chyna Melina Christy Hemme Awesome Kong ODB Jacqueline Ivory Favorite Tag Teams A-P-A (Farooq and Bradshaw, watch out) Too Cool (Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty Too Hottie minus Rakishi) E&C (Edge and Christian, hilarious together) T&A (Test and Albert with the company of a very young Trish Stratus) Right to Censor (That was so funny) Cryme Tyme (Money, Money, Yeah-Yeah!) The Dudley Boys (Tables are always good) DX (The original DX with Chyna, fun times, fun times.) Eddie Guerrero and Chyna (So great together) John Morrison and The Miz (Shaman of Sexy and the Chick Magnet) Favorite Entances Too Cool- U look fly today!! Randy Orton- Burn in my light DeGeneration X- Are U Ready Shane McMahon- Here comes the Money Randy Orton- Voices The Hurricane- Hurricane Theme Vince McMahon- No Chance |
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| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 10:01AM #6 | |
Randy Orton is RAW ~The Legend Killer~ ~The Viper~ ~6-time World Champion~ ●The Awesomeness Icons● While in this Awesomeness world your are the face of Awesomeness ~Age of Orton is not yet over!~ ~Legacy Born Better!~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Respected Lists: Toxic, Pau Kun, тнє "¢єηαнσℓι¢" ℓυ¢αѕ, Vullz, RKOPeeps, Oиє Of A Kιи∂ 1994 V2, ☆J-Punk.☆, Son of Muta, ~{σятσи.ιѕ.ℓєgєи∂}~ (Ortongirl), "тнє тнιяd cσммιηg"ΡΙαηeτ Y2J, Simply Manda, » Enigma «, Shamaymoo, "тнє ѕσσραwσмαη" kαяєη™, ☆ נαу-єℓ тнє υвєя α-ℓιѕтєя☆, Viviaи™, "That Young KO Kid" Jesus.Is.Jericho, "Austin/Taker" (#1 FaN), CZ Overton, 46+0™, -Calm_Mind-, ►Wωε Fαиατιс™◄, Cody Rhodes Chick No.1, тнє נєяι¢нσнσℓι¢ (#1 вєтн ℓσνєя), Vívą da Sílva, "Tha Franchise Playa" Kurt Orton, ♥Valori, NOT ValPal♥, J-Punk, Bruisy, Pepsi Drinker v2, Awєsomє-иєss™VIII, Cαρтαιη Sσσρα™ ☻/ /▌ / \ This is Bob, copy and paste him and he will soon conquer the WWE Universe ██████████████ 100% - Fan of Legacy ▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐ 100% Randy Orton Fan ▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐ 90% Chris Jericho Fan ▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐ 80% CM Punk Fan ▐▐▐▐▐▐▐ 70% Stone Cold Fan ▐▐▐▐▐▐ 60% Undertaker Fan ▐▐▐▐▐ 50% Triple H Fan ▐▐▐▐ 40% The Rock Fan ▐▐▐ 30% Shawn Michaels Fan ▐▐ 20% Kurt Angle Fan ▐10% Chris Benoit Fan 0% Great Khali and Big Show _______________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$$$$$$__$$$$___$$$___$$$___ ____ $$$$$$___$$$__$$$__$$$$__$$$$_$$$$$__$$$____ ___ $$$$$$__$$$$__$$$$__$$$$$$_$$$$$$__$$$$$_____ ___$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$___$$$$______ __$$$$__$$$$____$$$$______$$$$$__$$_____$$_______ _$$$$____$$$$____________________________________ __________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_________ |
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| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 10:19AM #7 | |
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Hulk Hogan vs Andre The Giant
I wonder if I take you home, would you still be in love, baby?
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| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 10:22AM #8 | |
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Hornswoggle vs Batista
Started June 20th 2009:
Not Removing Till The Miz Wins Any Title CoreyC @ WWE Your WWE Universe Community Leader "Swinging the steel chair of justice" ... and still missing the target every time. Vívą dą Sílvą is best poster and should get most respected |
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| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 10:22AM #9 | |
Best Raw Faces:
John Cena, DX, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, Santino Marella, MVP Best Raw Heels: Randy Orton, Legacy, Chris Jericho & Big Show (when on Raw), The Miz Best SmackDown Faces: Undertaker, R-Truth, Cryme Tyme, Matt Hardy, John Morrison, Batista Best SmackDown Heels: CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, The Hart Dynasty, Chris Jericho & Big Show Best ECW Faces: Christian, Tommy Dreamer, The Hurricane, Goldust Best ECW Heels: William Regal , Ezekiel Jackson, Vladimir Kozlov, Sheamus Favorite Show: Raw Favorite Superstars: John Cena DX Undertaker Randy Orton (not as a wrestler, but its fun to see what he does next) Match of the Year: Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels Superstar of the Year: Randy Orton Diva of the Year: Maryse Tag Team of the Year: Legacy or Chris Jericho & Big Show . . . . . . . . . . . ,,,,¸ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .../. . . . . . | . . . . . . . . . . . . / . . .¯'~,¸. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . / . . . . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . . ¯'*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . / . . . . . . . . . . . | . . . . . . . . . . .¯'--,¸ . . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . / . . . . . . . . . . . | . .|¯'-, . . . . . . . . . ¯'-,¸. . . . . / . . . . . . / . . . . . . . . . . . | |\,|. . | "'*--, . . . . . . . . .¯'-,_/ . . . . . _/ . . . . . . . . . . . .|.___ | |,|-' '-,-. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./ . . . ,,,---~"" ¯¯. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . ./ ,-"¯ . . . . . . . . . . __,. ,__ __. . . . . \¯-, . . . . . . . '~¸ | . . . . . . . . . . |¯¯. . .'-'. | | | . \ . . . . | . / . . . . . . . . . ¨-, | . . . . . . . . . . .\. . . . . . .|." . | . . . . | ./. . . . . . . . . . . . ¨-, ¨\, ,-- . . . . . . . . \ . . . . . | . . / . . . . / ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ¨-¸ . | | .|.|¯'--,. . . . . .\. . . . .|. . / . . . ././. . . . . . /¯|'-¸¸. . . . . . . .¯',¸ . | | .|.|. . . \ . . . . . \ . . . .|. ,/. . . ./. / . . . . . / . .|. . ¨-,¸. . . . . . . .¯', . | | .|.|. . . .|. . . . . .\. . . _-". . . ./. / . . . . . / . . .|. . . . '~,, . . . . . . ¯'•, . | | .|.|. . . .|. . . . . . \-~¯. . . ._/. / . . . . . / . . . .|. . . . . . .\, . . . . . . . | . |,| .|,|. . . .|. . . . . . . . . . ._,/ . ./. . . . . ./. . . . .|. . . . . . . . \•'', . ._/'¨ . . . . . . . . .|. . . . . . . . .,/ ¯. . ./. . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \ |¨¯ . . . . . . . . .|. . . . . . .,~' . . . . / . . . . . / . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|.| . . . . . . . ¸,| . . . . .,-'. . . . . . / . . . . . / . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|.| -If you smell what The Rock is cooking! -The Rock will take you down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel! -The Rock is without a doubt THE most electrifying man in sports entertainment today! -Do you smell what the Rock is Cook’n.. -Know your role and shut your mouth! -It doesn’t matter what you think! -The Rock is going to lay the smack down all over your candy ass! -The Rock says, he's gonna take your little CD, dust it off, put it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! 100th Post Reached: September 13, 2009, 8:39 pm 200th Post Reached: September 23, 2009, 8:39 pm (not even joking) 300th Post Reached: October 1, 2009, 8:39 pm (no joke) 400th Post Reached: October 7, 2009, 4:15 pm 500th Post Reached: October 11, 2009, 5:50 pm 600th Post Reached: October 13, 2009, 5:53 pm 700th Post Reached: October 23, 2009, 2:32 pm 800th Post Reached: |
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| 3 months ago :: Aug 30, 2009 - 10:23AM #10 | |
RANDY ORTON WWE, come to Poland! "Bijcie brawo, przyjaciele, komedia skończona!" ”Jak zawsze..." |
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