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4 months ago  ::  Aug 18, 2009 - 7:19AM #1
3dgerules
Posts: 144
i hope cena dies a slow and painful death and therefore u woild be able to lick his ass and do what ever you want

tbh i think me and you r pissing alot of people off
4 months ago  ::  Aug 18, 2009 - 7:23AM #2
3dgerules
Posts: 144
hey im no one son i.m 18 and don't suck for mother nipples anymore lol
4 months ago  ::  Aug 18, 2009 - 7:24AM #3
☆тнe "α-lιѕт ceɴαнolιc" lυcαѕ ☆[мelιɴα мαɴιαc]☆
Posts: 27109
ok.....
John Cena

Trust me, ... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine.”
4 months ago  ::  Aug 18, 2009 - 7:26AM #4
3dgerules
Posts: 144

Aug 18, 2009 -- 7:24AM, ☆тнe "α-lιѕт ceɴαнolιc" lυcαѕ ☆[мelιɴα мαɴιαc]☆ wrote:

ok.....


10. He buries talent with his "invincible" persona.  He is put over superstars who often dominate the entire match impressively until the last 30 seconds which result in another win.

9. His programs consist of him getting beat up every single week until he wins in predictable fashion at the PPV.

8. His gimmick, or lack there of, is boring and stale.  He's like the generic babyface, and it's rare he has a meaningful fued.

7. His mic skills are sub-par: I noticed it most when he was fueding with Jericho, who just whipped him on the mic and made Cena look really bad.

6. His title reigns are boring beyond belief.  WWE is at it's worst when he's got the belt, which is far too often.  He can't have meaningful promos and he can't do anything meaningful in the ring to help his rivalries.

5. He can't take a break from the main-event: he's got to be everywhere at everytime.  Be it winning the Royal Rumble, winning the title in his return match, etc. he always is the centre of attention unless he's injured.

4. When he does return he ruins the great programs that often occur in his absense (i.e. Jericho title reign).

3. This may be a one-off, but when he does a movie it's like everything suddenly resolves around it.  There's vignettes for it 5 times a show plus the commercials in between.  I mean, jesus christ I get it's a WWE movie with John Cena but come on!

2. His wrestling skills are mediocore at best.  His 5-move John Cena routine is ridiculous.  His entire offensive repitoire can be executed in 60 seconds and he has to be carried the rest of the match.

1. He is shoved down our throats to a degree commonly reserved for elected members of parliament.  They're trying to bill him as the next Austin/Rock/Hogan but he's not nearly as entertaining or watchable.  He is boring in and outside the ring and some compare to Hogan-I believe he's much worse. And worst of all, he turned the title into a happy meal toy. When people like Orton hold the belt, you see it as Orton holding Cena's belt, not Orton holding the WWE title. It's like when The Rock was carrying around the Smokin Skull belt in 1999.

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