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Jeff HAD to win last night
4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:02AM #11
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Well, I was actually enjoying Punk's title reign, but I guess that makes sense.
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10. He buries talent with his "invincible" persona.  He is put over superstars who often dominate the entire match impressively until the last 30 seconds which result in another win.

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4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:03AM #12
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Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:00AM, CZ Overton wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:36AM, Vívą da Sílva wrote:

Don't mistake me for being a mark, read the post first before the hate ensues.

Jeff had to win last night because the 'E previously stated that they want SummerSlam to be the next big PPV after WrestleMania so they want the biggest matches possible to headline it. So now look at the possibilties other than Jeff-Punk.

You have Rey-Punk, which the only other alternative but Rey's tied up in feud with Zigger at the moment. Chris would be a good swerve but since he retained the Tag Title's last night that rules out a possible face turn for him. Morrison-Punk would be a great match up wrestling wise but Morrison isn't as big a name as Jeff and it wouldn't attract as much interest having Morrison-Punk.

To set-up the match of Jeff-Punk one more time, Jeff had to win because him losing last night wouldn't make much sense of him getting ANOTHER title shot. So with Punk losing he can invoke his rematch clause and get the match at SummerSlam makes alot more sense.

So for SummerSlam to be pushed as close to WM they need a two big names available and Punk and Jeff are the two biggest available. You may not like it but that's the way the cookie crumbles.


Agreed Viva Agreed. For One Of Your Big 4 PPV's. You Have To have Big names Headlining The Show


What makes this different from Night of Champions then, if it's the same people headlining it?

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4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:03AM #13
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She?


Lol, Viva's a girl!!!Tongue Out

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4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:04AM #14
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Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:01AM, Bruisy wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:55AM, Billie wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:50AM, Bruisy wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:48AM, Billie wrote:

What? JoMo vs. Punk would be good enough for SummerSlam. Hardy didn't have to win. He could of fued with someone else for all I cared about.


For all YOU cared about. Well they aren't focusing everything based on what YOU care about. I agree with Viva, it makes more sense this way.


Wow dude. That was pretty great. I was giving my opinion, as she did.

They could of gave the entire month before SummerSlam to help make John Morrison a bigger name instead of draggin' this fued on..


Feuds are meant to drag on, that's why they are called feuds. Just because you have a short attention span and lose interest easily is not WWE's fault.


I'm not even going to argue with you, as that would just be pointless.

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4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:06AM #15
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Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:01AM, Billie wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:57AM, Vívą da Sílva wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:55AM, Billie wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:50AM, Bruisy wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:48AM, Billie wrote:

What? JoMo vs. Punk would be good enough for SummerSlam. Hardy didn't have to win. He could of fued with someone else for all I cared about.


For all YOU cared about. Well they aren't focusing everything based on what YOU care about. I agree with Viva, it makes more sense this way.


Wow dude. That was pretty great. I was giving my opinion, as she did.

They could of gave the entire month before SummerSlam to help make John Morrison a bigger name instead of draggin' this fued on..


She?


Maybe you should have a female as your picture?


Anyone who knows Viva knows that Cheryl Cole is much admired by him ;D

Back to topic - good ideas you got there Viva - am looking forward to see what WWE creative come up for Summer Slam. The whole JoMo Punk idea could work with some work but may take a bit longer for them to build it up.

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4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:13AM #16
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Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:06AM, Buzz V.2 wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:01AM, Billie wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:57AM, Vívą da Sílva wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:55AM, Billie wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:50AM, Bruisy wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 10:48AM, Billie wrote:

What? JoMo vs. Punk would be good enough for SummerSlam. Hardy didn't have to win. He could of fued with someone else for all I cared about.


For all YOU cared about. Well they aren't focusing everything based on what YOU care about. I agree with Viva, it makes more sense this way.


Wow dude. That was pretty great. I was giving my opinion, as she did.

They could of gave the entire month before SummerSlam to help make John Morrison a bigger name instead of draggin' this fued on..


She?


Maybe you should have a female as your picture?


Anyone who knows Viva knows that Cheryl Cole is much admired by him ;D

Back to topic - good ideas you got there Viva - am looking forward to see what WWE creative come up for Summer Slam. The whole JoMo Punk idea could work with some work but may take a bit longer for them to build it up.


Well considering I'm new here, I wouldn't of known that. So if he/she got offended, it's their own fault.

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4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:26AM #17
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Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:13AM, Billie wrote:


Well considering I'm new here, I wouldn't of known that. So if he/she got offended, it's their own fault.


Nah no worries, I'm not easily offended.

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4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:28AM #18
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Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:03AM, Irish187! wrote:

She?


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4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:28AM #19
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well wwe might be extend the feud with punk and hardy up to summerslam
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4 months ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 11:31AM #20
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Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:28AM, The Rock wrote:

well wwe might be extend the feud with punk and hardy up to summerslam


I don't mind that at all, this feud has been built up really way and for the conclusion to be reached at SummerSlam is a good way to end it.

Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:28AM, angelofattitude wrote:

Jul 27, 2009 -- 11:03AM, Irish187! wrote:

She?


Lol, Viva's a girl!!!Tongue Out


Viva did you have a sex change op and not tell us?


No clue, but a lot of "newbies" make the same error its no biggie.

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