Signitures are overrated....

For the amusement of Cena haters and dismay of Cena marks around the globe, TWDS presents:

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY JOHN CENA IS RUINING WRESTLING!!!!!!

10. He buries talent with his "invincible" persona.  He is put over superstars who often dominate the entire match impressively until the last 30 seconds which result in another win.

9. His programs consist of him getting beat up every single week until he wins in predictable fashion at the PPV.

8. His gimmick, or lack there of, is boring and stale.  He's like the generic babyface, and it's rare he has a meaningful fued.

7. His mic skills are sub-par: I noticed it most when he was fueding with Jericho, who just whipped him on the mic and made Cena look really bad.

6. His title reigns are boring beyond belief.  WWE is at it's worst when he's got the belt, which is far too often.  He can't have meaningful promos and he can't do anything meaningful in the ring to help his rivalries.

5. He can't take a break from the main-event: he's got to be everywhere at everytime.  Be it winning the Royal Rumble, winning the title in his return match, etc. he always is the centre of attention unless he's injured.

4. When he does return he ruins the great programs that often occur in his absense (i.e. Jericho title reign).

3. This may be a one-off, but when he does a movie it's like everything suddenly resolves around it.  There's vignettes for it 5 times a show plus the commercials in between.  I mean, jesus christ I get it's a WWE movie with John Cena but come on!

2. His wrestling skills are mediocore at best.  His 5-move John Cena routine is ridiculous.  His entire offensive repitoire can be executed in 60 seconds and he has to be carried the rest of the match.

1. He is shoved down our throats to a degree commonly reserved for elected members of parliament.  They're trying to bill him as the next Austin/Rock/Hogan but he's not nearly as entertaining or watchable.  He is boring in and outside the ring and some compare to Hogan-I believe he's much worse.



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Against the greatest superstar
And that's the one who's Rated-R
The Rated-R superstar

You think you know me?

THINK AGAIN!