do some of you guys remember this........funny as hell
| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 1:40AM #21 | |
Don't act Stupid, we have world leaders for that.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, but they are the easiest to answer Proud WWE fan I live in Australia Political quote applicable in the world of wrestling JFK One path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender or submission. Quote applicable all to often to the internet: To often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought Favorite Superstar Triple H Fan of Matt Hardy HBK Chris Jericho Undertaker John Cena Owen Hart Brett Hart Favorite diva Stephanie Fan of Natalya Mickie James Katie-Lea Missing the McMahon - Helmsley Era Random Quotes When we had our little moment, I dropped my right hand down to my right foot and drove it straight up and hit him with an uppercut that lifted him about six inches off the ground. A lot of people think I punched him in the eye, but the truth is I punched him in the jaw, right underneath the chin. The black eye that he had, that was a black eye he got from a punch in the jaw. That will give you an idea how hard I hit him. That's why he rolled his ankle. He was actually lifted off of the ground and when he came down he rolled his ankle. Plus I broke two bones in my hand…all of which was worth it. -- Bret Hart on punching Vince McMahon I’ve made a lot of money, and more importantly, I’ve saved a lot of money. I’m not bitter. I love this business and that’s why I’m still in it. I’m just telling you the way it is, man. Because I’ve seen it with my own eyes. There’s no way I’m jealous, because there’s no way I would want their careers. For one thing, I couldn’t be Triple H because there’s no way I could [have sex] with Chyna. And he was doing that before she even got face reconstruction. There has only been two people in the history of the Howard Stern Show where they had them go to the bathroom to make sure [they were women] – Chyna and Nicole Bass. And she was on the show after the face reconstruction.-- Scott Steiner on HHH and Shawn Michaels (I am not a Steiner fan but that quote was just funny) |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 1:42AM #22 | |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 1:46AM #23 | |
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Pretty funny even though it was kinda childish
But I think the Kurt Angle and the milk truck was funnier than that,
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 2:02AM #24 | |
Don't act Stupid, we have world leaders for that.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, but they are the easiest to answer Proud WWE fan I live in Australia Political quote applicable in the world of wrestling JFK One path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender or submission. Quote applicable all to often to the internet: To often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought Favorite Superstar Triple H Fan of Matt Hardy HBK Chris Jericho Undertaker John Cena Owen Hart Brett Hart Favorite diva Stephanie Fan of Natalya Mickie James Katie-Lea Missing the McMahon - Helmsley Era Random Quotes When we had our little moment, I dropped my right hand down to my right foot and drove it straight up and hit him with an uppercut that lifted him about six inches off the ground. A lot of people think I punched him in the eye, but the truth is I punched him in the jaw, right underneath the chin. The black eye that he had, that was a black eye he got from a punch in the jaw. That will give you an idea how hard I hit him. That's why he rolled his ankle. He was actually lifted off of the ground and when he came down he rolled his ankle. Plus I broke two bones in my hand…all of which was worth it. -- Bret Hart on punching Vince McMahon I’ve made a lot of money, and more importantly, I’ve saved a lot of money. I’m not bitter. I love this business and that’s why I’m still in it. I’m just telling you the way it is, man. Because I’ve seen it with my own eyes. There’s no way I’m jealous, because there’s no way I would want their careers. For one thing, I couldn’t be Triple H because there’s no way I could [have sex] with Chyna. And he was doing that before she even got face reconstruction. There has only been two people in the history of the Howard Stern Show where they had them go to the bathroom to make sure [they were women] – Chyna and Nicole Bass. And she was on the show after the face reconstruction.-- Scott Steiner on HHH and Shawn Michaels (I am not a Steiner fan but that quote was just funny) |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 2:05AM #25 | |
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Undertaker Kane Jericho Shawn Micheals MVP Matt and Jeff Hardy CM Punk Taker 17-0 at Wrestlemania 25. R.I.P. HBK April 5, 2009 The streak continues.... Undertaker has the Greatest gimmick in wrestling History. Favorite Undertaker quotes: "These internet people think they know so much about this business, but they don’t know s***. Those people really don’t have any effect on what I do. I think a lot of these people are so geared up to the smaller wrestlers, the guys that jump around, that’s the only thing that entertains them.I don’t use wrestling moves as an end all be all. I’m out there to tell a story.These critics don’t affect me. When they say I’m old or that I’m slow. I think they forget that I’m six-foot-eight and over 300 pounds. I would go against anyone my size and go move for move with them any day. if I worried about what they said, I would have retired a long time ago, I worry about what the guys in the locker room say, what the real fans that pay their hard-earned money for our shows say and what Vince McMahon says" -The Undertaker- "It's simple: I hate Everyone, but Stone Cold Steve Austin, your on the top of the list; who the hell do you think you are.." "Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash." "I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the devil and I will go medevial on your ass!" "Diamond Dallas "Oh my God is Undertaker gonna kick my ass on Sunday" Page" "The spirit, of the undertaker lives within the soul of all mankind. The eternal flame of life that can not be extinguished. The origin of which cannot be explained.The answer lies in the everlasting spirit. Soon all mankind will witness the rebirth of the undertaker! I will not rest in peace." "You can't hide... from the Deadman" "If You Stand Before Me, You Will Fall Before Me" "That wrestling ring is my yard. And I'm the big dog that runs that yard." "Your so full of **** your eyes are turning brown" (Taker to Austin) "Mess with me or my family and I will make you famous." "There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all." "Rest in peace." "I am the Punisher born of darkness… and you have foolishly found me" "I've crippled more people than polio" "Now I Don't like you, I don't respect you, and I sure as hell don't fear you. But seeing how your standing in the middle of my yard, I will break you." "May the hounds of hell eat your rotting soul, and you will Rest... In... Peace!" "Sunday is Judgement Day,This is what I want you to do son: When you get up Sunday morning, I want you to take you ass to church,and you better give your soul to the lord, because your ass belongs to me!" "If you're feelin' froggy then jump, but if they try me I'll make them famous." "Play time is over sit down and shut up" "Next time Knock!" "So does you mom and she's not that good either"(responding to a fan that told him he sucked) "Merry Christmas Yokozuna Ho..Ho..Ho." " Welcome to Hell, and the Demon who will lead you into eternal damnation." " You can not destroy that that does not wish to perish" "Say what if you sleep with your sister" "Darkness Will Fall To Those Who Attempt To Disrupt My Destiny" "There’s way too much talking and not enough ass kickin" "I'm gonna shove my first so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off" "They tried to destroy me, wishing I would just go away. But what is it? What have they really done? The simple minds of mortal men... they sent me back to the place that is my origin" TNA Rocks! Favorite TNA wrestlers: Abyss ODB AJ Styles Sting Kurt Angle Scott Steiner Tara "Hailing from Dunkin Donuts; from the Great State of Obesity! TEAM 3D!" Follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/RJ20102 |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 3:51AM #26 | |
Don't act Stupid, we have world leaders for that.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, but they are the easiest to answer Proud WWE fan I live in Australia Political quote applicable in the world of wrestling JFK One path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender or submission. Quote applicable all to often to the internet: To often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought Favorite Superstar Triple H Fan of Matt Hardy HBK Chris Jericho Undertaker John Cena Owen Hart Brett Hart Favorite diva Stephanie Fan of Natalya Mickie James Katie-Lea Missing the McMahon - Helmsley Era Random Quotes When we had our little moment, I dropped my right hand down to my right foot and drove it straight up and hit him with an uppercut that lifted him about six inches off the ground. A lot of people think I punched him in the eye, but the truth is I punched him in the jaw, right underneath the chin. The black eye that he had, that was a black eye he got from a punch in the jaw. That will give you an idea how hard I hit him. That's why he rolled his ankle. He was actually lifted off of the ground and when he came down he rolled his ankle. Plus I broke two bones in my hand…all of which was worth it. -- Bret Hart on punching Vince McMahon I’ve made a lot of money, and more importantly, I’ve saved a lot of money. I’m not bitter. I love this business and that’s why I’m still in it. I’m just telling you the way it is, man. Because I’ve seen it with my own eyes. There’s no way I’m jealous, because there’s no way I would want their careers. For one thing, I couldn’t be Triple H because there’s no way I could [have sex] with Chyna. And he was doing that before she even got face reconstruction. There has only been two people in the history of the Howard Stern Show where they had them go to the bathroom to make sure [they were women] – Chyna and Nicole Bass. And she was on the show after the face reconstruction.-- Scott Steiner on HHH and Shawn Michaels (I am not a Steiner fan but that quote was just funny) |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 4:32AM #27 | |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV4dw1m2Uis
Don't forget this segment :). "Hey Booker, got milk?" |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 4:43AM #28 | |
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The Hospital scene how can I forget
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 6:41AM #29 | |
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ahhhh remember the days when the skits backstage were actually funny
Don't act Stupid, we have world leaders for that.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, but they are the easiest to answer Proud WWE fan I live in Australia Political quote applicable in the world of wrestling JFK One path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender or submission. Quote applicable all to often to the internet: To often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought Favorite Superstar Triple H Fan of Matt Hardy HBK Chris Jericho Undertaker John Cena Owen Hart Brett Hart Favorite diva Stephanie Fan of Natalya Mickie James Katie-Lea Missing the McMahon - Helmsley Era Random Quotes When we had our little moment, I dropped my right hand down to my right foot and drove it straight up and hit him with an uppercut that lifted him about six inches off the ground. A lot of people think I punched him in the eye, but the truth is I punched him in the jaw, right underneath the chin. The black eye that he had, that was a black eye he got from a punch in the jaw. That will give you an idea how hard I hit him. That's why he rolled his ankle. He was actually lifted off of the ground and when he came down he rolled his ankle. Plus I broke two bones in my hand…all of which was worth it. -- Bret Hart on punching Vince McMahon I’ve made a lot of money, and more importantly, I’ve saved a lot of money. I’m not bitter. I love this business and that’s why I’m still in it. I’m just telling you the way it is, man. Because I’ve seen it with my own eyes. There’s no way I’m jealous, because there’s no way I would want their careers. For one thing, I couldn’t be Triple H because there’s no way I could [have sex] with Chyna. And he was doing that before she even got face reconstruction. There has only been two people in the history of the Howard Stern Show where they had them go to the bathroom to make sure [they were women] – Chyna and Nicole Bass. And she was on the show after the face reconstruction.-- Scott Steiner on HHH and Shawn Michaels (I am not a Steiner fan but that quote was just funny) |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 6:58AM #30 | |
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lol yeah haha
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