Hi WWE Universe,
As you all know, Mr. McMahon is returning to Raw this Monday at 9/8 CT, on USA Network.

WWE.com has been compiling various facts about our Chairman of the Board that you may not have known. We call them "Reality Checks."

Here's some of the "Checks"  WWE.com will reveal on their front-page ticker (coming soon):

* Mr. McMahon once spanked Shane as a child. Four states away, the doctor who delivered Shane eight years prior started crying.

* Mr. McMahon doesn’t “dial” phone numbers; he orders the numbers to pull together and dial themselves.

* “Stone Cold” Steve Austin has been dubbed the “Texas Rattlesnake.” Mr. McMahon has the other 49 states covered – as well as Canada and Puerto Rico.

* McMahon = Triple word score in Scrabble, plus 50 points for using all your letters.

* If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, it’s because Mr. McMahon fired the tree and anyone in the vicinity.

* The “Voices” Randy Orton hears in his head are Mr. McMahon’s.

Now we are asking YOU, the WWE Universe, to come up with "Reality Checks" of your own for the Chairman.

Please submit yours in the thread below, and your best ones will be added to the Reality Check ticker on the front page of WWE.com for the world to see.

Mr.McMahon CAN see Cena.

Mr. McMahon doesn't come back to Raw, Raw comes back to him.

In the intro to the show "Friends", all the actors play in a water fountain. Little do they know, Mr.McMahon peed in that fountain.

When Mr. McMahon was born, he fired the Doctor for slapping his bottom.