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New WWE.com feature: Mr. McMahon's
1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 10:54AM #1
CoreyC @ WWE
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Hi WWE Universe,
As you all know, Mr. McMahon is returning to Raw this Monday at 9/8 CT, on USA Network.

WWE.com has been compiling various facts about our Chairman of the Board that you may not have known. We call them "Reality Checks."

Here's some of the "Checks"  WWE.com will reveal on their front-page ticker (coming soon):

* Mr. McMahon once spanked Shane as a child. Four states away, the doctor who delivered Shane eight years prior started crying.

* Mr. McMahon doesn’t “dial” phone numbers; he orders the numbers to pull together and dial themselves.

* “Stone Cold” Steve Austin has been dubbed the “Texas Rattlesnake.” Mr. McMahon has the other 49 states covered – as well as Canada and Puerto Rico.

* McMahon = Triple word score in Scrabble, plus 50 points for using all your letters.

* If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, it’s because Mr. McMahon fired the tree and anyone in the vicinity.

* The “Voices” Randy Orton hears in his head are Mr. McMahon’s.

Now we are asking YOU, the WWE Universe, to come up with "Reality Checks" of your own for the Chairman.

Please submit yours in the thread below, and your best ones will be added to the Reality Check ticker on the front page of WWE.com for the world to see.
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 11:12AM #2
"Goody Goody"
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Mr. McMahon does'nt hire a worker for his lawn, he fires his lawnmower, and the grass mowes itself.
1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 12:20PM #3
Sir.Awesome
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Mr.McMahon CAN see Cena.
1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 12:22PM #4
Stratus619
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Mr. Macmahon once ate a bowl of alphabet soup but the soup was so awed by his presence it turned all to O's.
(Ooooooooooo)
1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 12:32PM #5
Mizfit [The Miz Fan/Eve Torres Love
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Mr. McMahon doesn't come back to Raw, Raw comes back to him.
Let Eve wrestle!!!!

The Miz and John Morrison are the World Tag Team Champions!!!

BE JEALOUS!!!
1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 12:45PM #6
CoreyC @ WWE
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Here's some more McMahon-erisms....

** Mr. McMahon ain’t afraid of no ghosts. Ghosts are afraid of Mr. McMahon.

** Mr. McMahon trumps rock, paper and scissors.

** For his role in the Academy Award winning Gladiator, Russell Crowe followed Mr. McMahon around for three years attempting to capture his essence.

** Someone once gave Mr. McMahon a penny for his thoughts. They owed him $4.3 million.

** Ted Turner raises cattle. Mr. McMahon raises Legends.

** Mr. McMahon can’t be in two places at once, but only because of a court order.

** Mr. McMahon doesn’t “spend time” with you; that privilege is on your dime.

Keep the "Reality Checks" coming, Universe!! Good stuff so far!
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 12:58PM #7
Sir.Awesome
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In the intro to the show "Friends", all the actors play in a water fountain. Little do they know, Mr.McMahon peed in that fountain.
1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 1:17PM #8
Mizfit [The Miz Fan/Eve Torres Love
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Jan 16, 2009 -- 12:59PM, тнє נєяι¢нσнσℓι¢ (тнєє вєтн ωυνєя) wrote:

i dont get this thread?


You have to come up with "McMahon-erisms". It's like those Chuck Norris jokes. Like the "Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter" jokes and stuff like that.

Let Eve wrestle!!!!

The Miz and John Morrison are the World Tag Team Champions!!!

BE JEALOUS!!!
1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 1:30PM #9
Don, Divafan (Melina Lover)
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When Mr. McMahon was born, he fired the Doctor for slapping his bottom.
I am a Melina Lovin' Fool

Fan of all professional wrestling, I've been following it for over 36 years.

To my friends on here, I have nothing but respect, and love for all of you.

Bring back D-Lo Brown WWE, Do it Right Now!!!!

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1 year ago  ::  Jan 16, 2009 - 1:46PM #10
Craigowulf
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Mr. McMahon won't shake hands with Dolph Ziggler.
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