Its 2033; poverty, war and hunger have crippled this planet. Those with the resources hopped the last star shuttle to mars which just leaves us, the true earthlings. But who will rule? Who has the might, the character, the willingness to lead? I'll tell you who, Professional bleepin Wrestlers, that's who. It started right here, in the good ol' US of A, when the Power Political tag team, DX, reunited with Triple H as Commander in Chief and Shawn Michaels as the VP (science has kept shawn young, and the hair is thicker than ever) They were not elected, no need, we know our roles. In DX we trust. They kept the flag the same, but did change the flagpoles to sledgehammers. (he was holding one when he suggested it, what would you say??) To our north, the now loved and humble, EDGE is the nation's Prime Minister, his relationship with the US is strained but his love for the full figured continues. In 2026 after the success of the Guerrero Offensive, Rey Mysterio was named El Presidente. Oddly enough he wasn't the first masked politician they've had ... go figure.

To the east, where science and philosophy thrive, japan thaws from cryo stasis two legends, Emperor Fuji and his Head Ninja in Charge, ... I dare not say his name for fear of the green mists return. Not much else can be said about the east. All reporters said to have traveled there have never been heard from again.

Santino Marella presented himself as King of the World ... it didn't take. He switched it to King of Italy. Fortunately his Eldest son, Federico was already president and named his father, "Honorary King of Italy" And gave him a pizza shop ... to manage.

Battle in the middle east stopped. Big Show was bored and hungry, relocated and well ... Nobody really screws with a giant. 

With peace on earth Kofi Kingston had no more battles to fight. He lives the irie life in the most irie place on earth. He isn't a king, not a governor, not even famous ... not unless you're in to horticulture. All I know is historical documents have many a person quoting, "That Kofi King is for rizzle!"

John Cena quit wrestling and actually became a super hero, Captain America! (nobody told him about the other one and they didn't want to upset him. He had been Champ for 30 years straight and oddly enough, no one rioted) He fought crime and made public speaking engagements for large cash settlements. There was a statue erected of him somewhere in new mexico.

In the next chapter ...

The mysterious Isle of Samoa and ...

The great grand children of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, find missing DNA of the long past Icon ... 

Stay tuned WWE UNIVERSE

 ... (what do you want? it's late, i can't sleep)