Yes fan nation. It is a fact. The Glamazon is back. You have no idea how difficult it is for me NOT to scream HOLY ____ !!! That was so sick. and she got a GREAT pop. it started off with shock and awe and then BOOM she was over, just like that.

(don't worry, i'm sure she'll demolish mickie again soon) (The children shall cry once more!!!)

As much as i want to talk about how insane it is to watch the WWE's future in the ring. As much as I want to talk about how insanely ready Dibiase is ... (He's so patient. So deliberate. ALREADY?? It took orton time to get comfortable with that kind of stillness, now he owns it but wow, kid. Good for you) As much as I love seeing him drop fists like his old man. how great was that by the way?

...Old schoolers say, "Oh man, love it. LOVE IT!"

...Cats that don't know what i'm talking about say, "Oh man, love it. LOVE IT!"

Then whisper to someone older, "what is this guy on about now?!"

As much as I want to talk about those things, i can't. Beth is back. This kind of thing doesn't happen often people, wether you mark for her not, enjoy it.

...kudos to santino...

Oh and if you don't watch Santino's Casa on wwe.com you're trippin. This cat is way too good in front of the camera.

"But I hate him, he was mean to Rey."

I know but it's just another reason to laugh at him. (Russian Bears for life!)

nobody will get that reference, muhahahahahahaha!

But i can't talk about Santino, cause it's all about Beth. Mickie had a hard enough time against Katie Lea how is she going to deal with a rested Phoenix? Oh and by the way, she looked so good somebody otta sop her up with a biscuit! Two biscuits!

Did anyone else see Batista almost Batista Bomb CM Punk about 30 seconds before he smashed him through the mat? 

Dr. Prinze

Tell me about your father ...

"well, he's dead now."

I'm sorry...

"I killed him ..."

Oh, why did you th- --

"Then I decided to become a professional wrestler"

Kane, you don't seem stable enough, to Dr. Prinze, to keep an even/mild temper.

*Kane proceeds to choke slam Dr. Prinze out of his 43rd story office* The Dr, though believed to have survived by some how landing on Vicera, was never heard from again ... Kane is trippin

But I can't talk about Kane, Or Batista, or the Champ, Because the Glamazon has returned, for me, not you. See we've been talking, Beth and I. (I call her lady b but that's just our thing) See we've decided the women's division is about to get torn up. and apparently the creepy italian division as well.

Here's where Beth and I disagree, and i don't know why she's so against this. I felt her theme music should represent her true feelings towards me a bit more clearly. I mean, yeah, it's there now, but you don't really FEEL it. You guys are with me. anyway, i thought a tattoo with my initials, nothing crazy like my face i mean that's just weird, maybe a patch on her uniform, SOMETHING!!!

............

Beth disagreed.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

Shad-rock is getting sick. His moves are big time impact and he really took some serious shots tonight. took them well!

Did I hear correctly? Is it hardy boyz time manana on SCI FI?!?!?!?!?!

WOOOOOOOOO!

But I can't talk about random thoughts ... why?

Because Beth Phoenix, The Glamazon, has returned.

G'night Fan Nation. Dream of Figure Fours ..... Hulksters ...... Stratusfaction...... or a french Giant ...(the only cool french man)