Divas, youth talent, woo's, and general chaos (yeah, he's a general now)

So I dreamt about a pulled bbq pork sandwich last night, J.R.'s bbq blogs are messing with my mind. ...(what's left of it)... Anyway I wake up, coffee and a bacon and egg sandwich. hit the backyard and pick some tomatoes, wrastle with the dog and yet somehow the day doesn't seem complete .... I need a sunday show people.

On to wrestling ...

There has been a lot of chatter about young guys coming up, or lack there of. This is a genuine concern and I'm not here to tell you, "don't sweat it", but seriously, don't sweat it. The right now is this, they have to see what they have in guys like Ortiz, don't quit on this kid just yet. He's got something. as far as a lack of talent, has anyone not seen/heard of Kofi Kingston? (hey adamle has been calling his matches for weeks so ya never know) He happens to be the IC champ and getting pops nearly as big as main event'ers. Cue the haters, "His fans are 6!" to which FP replies, "So were you once." Lol, why do you think you're still a fan?! (this msg applies to Cena haters as well, hehe)

Cena hate

I have never understood this. If he was leaving wrestling for hollywood I would get the boos, that makes sense. but this guy is a lifer. if you don't believe me, ask Ric Flair, or just watch his retirement speech at the HoF ceremony. If he's good enough for the Dirtiest Player in the Game, he's good enough for me. haters reply, "yeah, but he can't wrestle." FP replies, "oh yes he can, and he gets as good as he gives."

Divas ...... This name is causing me a touch of concern. Diva is Dianna Ross, Fergie, or Mariah. And it isn't a quality. Ladies, if you remember one thing, remember that. So what is it with WWE's Divas? are they trying to re-define the term? otherwise, why can't they just be wrestlers? Natalya comes from (arguably?) one of the best wrestling camps around, period. She knows the squared circle very well, has the moves and "oh yeah" she's an actual technician in the ring. Sub/Tech wrestlers in past are serious threats to long title reigns. (do your homework and know your role!) Now does anything in that resume suggest Diva? Michelle McCool finishes people with a brazilian heel hook? thats an MMA submission people! Do people call Gina Carano (mma fighter and Crush from AG) a diva? if they do, when they wake up in the training room they quickly apologize. I don't  know, could just be me. Nobody calls Beth Phoenix a Diva and she straight handles shop.

WOOO Backlash

Never bash the woo. the woo is far too strong, far too full of vengeance for you to risk your life by challenging it's power. a woo to you is like a verbal clip of gun fire. JUST DUCK AND COVER!!! accept the WOO and all it's glory or face the consequence. (that's more for one of my blog readers in particular than the rest of you, lol) WOOOOOOO!

A frustrated Latino

Weird, Chavo got played again, armando, played, carlito?, Rey (well he just got back) Vickie is in a wheelchair (but she seems fine to me) Melina is hurt (and that leg look jacked up) so .......... Hello? Latinos? Hola? estan aqui? It's time to pull together people! Mexico, P.R., D.R., friggin, mars, We gots to pull it together!

To my friends on the other side of the pond ...

(That means Great Britain, which means the UK or united kingdom, which means jolly old, which means england)

Okay, first off. how do you expect a Burchill push when you already get like 20 different nicknames?!

Kidding, but see? he wasn't forgotten when Mr. Kennedy ................................

KENNEDY!!!!

..... Left for smackdown, AND he's chasing some IC gold.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

Big Trouble in Little China, watch it, and find out what is truly in the SIX DEMON BAG!!!

(World of Warcraft nerds ... of which i once was - the 6 demon bag is from Big Troub' not your game. GO OUTSIDE! GET OFF TEAMSPEAK! and stay away from gnomes!!!!)

Vladimir Klitchko ( i don't care if i spell his name wrong) Is the most UNentertaining heavy weight i have ever seen. NO FIRE. NO GUTS. NO HEART. just tons of wasted talent and flesh. When Emanuel Steward (the best trainer in the game) can't light a fire inside you, NOBODY can. Picture if Capt Lou was his manager. He'd a got a worse beating between rounds. I would rather watch rosie o'donnel and roseanne barr in the 100meter dash than to EVER, EVER watch that guys 'boxing' again.

Final Thoughts

What do you think the most UNDER rated finisher is?

Mine is the Celtic Cross.

Edge and Vickie ... I think we've suffered enough. No need to blog about them and get stress everyone out.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!